Duke University Flopping Camp
June 21-25, 2009
Durham, NC
Applicant Information
Personal Information
Full Name:
Last
First
M.I.
Address:
Street Address
Apartment/Unit #
City
State
ZIP Code
Home Phone:
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Alternate Phone:
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E-mail Address:
Social Security Number or Government ID:
Birth Date:
Applicant Must Answer “Yes” to Each Question to Attend Camp
Are you white? _________________________
Do you lack athletic ability? _______________________
Does your offensive “game” consist of standing outside the three point line? _______________________
Are you adept at tripping? ___________________
Are you a lil’ floor-slapper? _____________________
Do you pee sitting down? ___________________
Do you want to be a Duke Assistant Coach? ________
Would Dick Vitale label you a “Winner”? ________
Do you like Italian Soccer? _____________________
Do you spend the majority of the game looking at your man’s back? _________________
Please Answer Below (used for roommate compatibility) :
1) Your favorite Duke flopper is (circle one):
Shane Battier
Greg Paulus
Steve Wojciechowski
Other
2) Your favorite announcer is (circle one):
Dick Vitale
Mike Patrick
Please don’t make me choose
3) You are defending on a fast break, with your opponent going for a lay-up you:
Slap at the ball as your opponent goes by Wait until your opponent is in the air, and then throw your body under him
Undercut your opponent’s legs and then collapse in a heap
Take a pair of nuts to the face as your opponent dunks on you
4) After your teammate performs a successful flop, you:
Pump fist feverishly
Look at Coach K and exchange knowing smiles
Save image of the flop in your “masturbatory memory box”
Hug as many men as you can
5) The best way to describe your play is (circle one):
“Scrappy”
“A coach on the court”
“Hard-nosed”
6) You wet the bed (circle one):
Frequently
Always