BOYS MY WIFE IS REALLY UPSET WITH ME TODAY AND SHE ACTUALLY SWORE AT ME
SHE CALLED ME A F-CK UP.I THINK THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I HAVE HEARD HER
SWEAR IN 10 YEARS BUT MAYBE SHE HAS A POINT.BOYS I ALWAYS WATCH THIS
OLD HOUSE AND ALL THESE OTHER PROGRAMS THE DO IT YOURSELF SHOWS AND
THEY MAKE EVERYTHING LOOK SO EASY.SO I DECIDED YESTERDAY THAT I WAS
GOING TO PUT DOWN A CERAMIC TILE FLOOR BY MYSELF PIECE OF CAKE RIGHT
WRONG I F-CKED IT UP.THE GUY AT HOME DEPOT SAID LAYING A TILE FLOOR IS
EASY HE COULD TRAIN 2 MONKEYS AT THE FRANKLIN PARK ZOO TO DO IT.SO I
SAID FINE I WILL BUY A 300 DOLLAR WATER SAW MORTAR MIX GROUT AND DO THE
JOB MYSELF[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-sad.gif[/img] BIG MISTAKE
FELLAS.THE OLD FLOOR HAD THOSE CHEAP STICK ON TILES SO I SAID HEY F-CK
IT I CAN FOLLOW THE OLD LINES IT LOOKS STRAIGHT TO ME WELL YOU GUESSED
IT I DID 2-3 ROWS OF TOUGH WORK MIXING MORTAR AND LUGGING AROUND 13 X
13 TILES I SAID WHAT THE F-CK THESE LINES ARE NOT LINING UP IT WAS
ABOUT A 1/4 OF AN INCH OFF.SO I FIGURED I COULD CHEAT A LITTLE WITH THE
SPACING OH MAN NOW I AM F-CKED BY THE 4TH ROW I WAS 1/2 INCH OFF I WAS
SCREWED I KNEW IT WOULD ONLY GET WORSE AS I GET TO THE 9TH ROW OF TILE
SO I STOPPED.NOW MY WIFE IS BULLSH-T AT ME FOR F-CKING UP THE FLOOR IT
WILL COST US AN ADDITIONAL 1000 DOLLARS TO HAVE SOMEBODY COME IN AND
RIP UP MY MISTAKES AND START OVER.SO MUCH FOR THE MONKEY THEORY I AM
THINKING OF GOING BACK TO HOME DEPOT AND PUNCHING OUT THE GUY THAT TOLD
ME IT WAS A PIECE OF CAKE TO PUT IN A TILED FLOOR.IF I EVER RUN INTO
THAT ARSEHOLE DEAN JOHNSON ON THE HOME IMPROVEMENTS STATION WHO ALSO
ENCOURAGES PEOPLE TO DO TILE ON THERE OWN I WILL SMACK HIM RIGHT IN THE
MOUTH I NEVER LIKED THIS YUPPIE person
ANYWAY BOYS HOW CAN I
PROVE TO HONEY PIE THAT I AM NOT A F-CK UP AND BUILD HER CONFIDENCE IN
ME AGAIN I NEED AN EASY DO IT YOURSELF JOB THAT SHE KNOWS I CAN HANDLE.
SHE ALSO MENTIONED THAT I COULDNT EVEN CUT THE LAWN WITHOUT F-CKING UP
WHEN MY LAWNMOWER GOT STOLEN LAST YEAR SHE THINKS I AM A REAL LOSER
RIGHT NOW AND I MUST REBUILD HER CONFIDENCE IN ME.ITS A TERRIBLE
FEELING WHEN SOMEBODY THAT LOVES YOU HAS LOST FAITH WHEN SHE WALKED OUT
THE DOOR THIS MORNING SHE SAID DONT TOUCH ANYTHING PLEASE YOU ARE AN
ACCIDENT WAITING TO HAPPEN.THERE MUST BE SOMETHING I CAN DO TO RE-NEW
HER FAITH IN ME EVEN BROWNIE MY DOG THINKS I AM A F-CK UP THE OTHER DAY
I WAS WALKING HIM IN THE PARK AND HE WAS GOING HOME WITH ANOTHER PERSON
EVEN THOUGH I WAS CALLING HIM.
BOYS MY WIFE IS REALLY UPSET WITH ME TODAY AND SHE ACTUALLY SWORE AT ME
SHE CALLED ME A F-CK UP.I THINK THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I HAVE HEARD HER
SWEAR IN 10 YEARS BUT MAYBE SHE HAS A POINT.BOYS I ALWAYS WATCH THIS
OLD HOUSE AND ALL THESE OTHER PROGRAMS THE DO IT YOURSELF SHOWS AND
THEY MAKE EVERYTHING LOOK SO EASY.SO I DECIDED YESTERDAY THAT I WAS
GOING TO PUT DOWN A CERAMIC TILE FLOOR BY MYSELF PIECE OF CAKE RIGHT
WRONG I F-CKED IT UP.THE GUY AT HOME DEPOT SAID LAYING A TILE FLOOR IS
EASY HE COULD TRAIN 2 MONKEYS AT THE FRANKLIN PARK ZOO TO DO IT.SO I
SAID FINE I WILL BUY A 300 DOLLAR WATER SAW MORTAR MIX GROUT AND DO THE
JOB MYSELF[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-sad.gif[/img] BIG MISTAKE
FELLAS.THE OLD FLOOR HAD THOSE CHEAP STICK ON TILES SO I SAID HEY F-CK
IT I CAN FOLLOW THE OLD LINES IT LOOKS STRAIGHT TO ME WELL YOU GUESSED
IT I DID 2-3 ROWS OF TOUGH WORK MIXING MORTAR AND LUGGING AROUND 13 X
13 TILES I SAID WHAT THE F-CK THESE LINES ARE NOT LINING UP IT WAS
ABOUT A 1/4 OF AN INCH OFF.SO I FIGURED I COULD CHEAT A LITTLE WITH THE
SPACING OH MAN NOW I AM F-CKED BY THE 4TH ROW I WAS 1/2 INCH OFF I WAS
SCREWED I KNEW IT WOULD ONLY GET WORSE AS I GET TO THE 9TH ROW OF TILE
SO I STOPPED.NOW MY WIFE IS BULLSH-T AT ME FOR F-CKING UP THE FLOOR IT
WILL COST US AN ADDITIONAL 1000 DOLLARS TO HAVE SOMEBODY COME IN AND
RIP UP MY MISTAKES AND START OVER.SO MUCH FOR THE MONKEY THEORY I AM
THINKING OF GOING BACK TO HOME DEPOT AND PUNCHING OUT THE GUY THAT TOLD
ME IT WAS A PIECE OF CAKE TO PUT IN A TILED FLOOR.IF I EVER RUN INTO
THAT ARSEHOLE DEAN JOHNSON ON THE HOME IMPROVEMENTS STATION WHO ALSO
ENCOURAGES PEOPLE TO DO TILE ON THERE OWN I WILL SMACK HIM RIGHT IN THE
MOUTH I NEVER LIKED THIS YUPPIE person
ANYWAY BOYS HOW CAN I
PROVE TO HONEY PIE THAT I AM NOT A F-CK UP AND BUILD HER CONFIDENCE IN
ME AGAIN I NEED AN EASY DO IT YOURSELF JOB THAT SHE KNOWS I CAN HANDLE.
SHE ALSO MENTIONED THAT I COULDNT EVEN CUT THE LAWN WITHOUT F-CKING UP
WHEN MY LAWNMOWER GOT STOLEN LAST YEAR SHE THINKS I AM A REAL LOSER
RIGHT NOW AND I MUST REBUILD HER CONFIDENCE IN ME.ITS A TERRIBLE
FEELING WHEN SOMEBODY THAT LOVES YOU HAS LOST FAITH WHEN SHE WALKED OUT
THE DOOR THIS MORNING SHE SAID DONT TOUCH ANYTHING PLEASE YOU ARE AN
ACCIDENT WAITING TO HAPPEN.THERE MUST BE SOMETHING I CAN DO TO RE-NEW
HER FAITH IN ME EVEN BROWNIE MY DOG THINKS I AM A F-CK UP THE OTHER DAY
I WAS WALKING HIM IN THE PARK AND HE WAS GOING HOME WITH ANOTHER PERSON
EVEN THOUGH I WAS CALLING HIM.
MY TWO CENTS....most home depot knuckleheads cant do jack shit in construction....I have not done any hand work in some time but I can train to monkeys to work in my offices...but not to lay tile in my house....peace out.
MY TWO CENTS....most home depot knuckleheads cant do jack shit in construction....I have not done any hand work in some time but I can train to monkeys to work in my offices...but not to lay tile in my house....peace out.
TONY I GOT ALL CAUGHT UP IN THIS DEAN JOHNSON AND HOME REPAIRS SHOW AND
HOW EASY IT IS TO DO IT YOURSELF.I BOUGHT THE SAW FIGURING I WOULD HAVE
AT LEAST 10 JOBS TO DO IN THE FUTURE BETWEEN THE BATHROOMS AND KITCHENS
AND IT WOULD PAY FOR ITSELF INSTEAD OF HIRING SOMEBODY.I MADE A BIG
MISTAKE THANK GOD I JUST SENT OUT FOR A NICE CHECK FROM BET JAMAICA TO
MINIMIZE THE DAMAGE.NOW MY WIFE SAID TO TRY AND HANG A HUGE WOODEN
FRONT DOOR ON OUR HOUSE MAN IF I F-CK THIS UP I AM SELLING THE HOUSE
AND BUYING A HOUSEBOAT.I WONDER HOW MANY TAKES THEY DO ON T.V. BEFORE
THEY GET IT RIGHT THEY ONLY SHOW YOU THE GOOD THINGS I AM SURE EVEN
THESE GUYS F-CK UP FROM TIME TO TIME. NOBODY IS PERFECT EXCEPT NORM
ABREMS FROM THIS OLD HOUSE.MY WIFE ALWAYS SAYS WHY DIDNT I MARRY A GUY
LIKE NORM WHO CAN FIX THINGS ON HIS OWN INSTEAD OF A LOAF LIKE ME.I AM
SURE SHE WILL GO RUNNING OFF TO HER MOTHER AND TELLING HER HOW MUCH OF
A F-CK UP I AM AND THIS WILL BE TALKED ABOUT ALL THANKSGIVING LONG.DID
YOU GUYS HEAR ABOUT BEANTOWNJIMS TILE FLOOR HEY JIM WHAT HAPPENED.
TONY I GOT ALL CAUGHT UP IN THIS DEAN JOHNSON AND HOME REPAIRS SHOW AND
HOW EASY IT IS TO DO IT YOURSELF.I BOUGHT THE SAW FIGURING I WOULD HAVE
AT LEAST 10 JOBS TO DO IN THE FUTURE BETWEEN THE BATHROOMS AND KITCHENS
AND IT WOULD PAY FOR ITSELF INSTEAD OF HIRING SOMEBODY.I MADE A BIG
MISTAKE THANK GOD I JUST SENT OUT FOR A NICE CHECK FROM BET JAMAICA TO
MINIMIZE THE DAMAGE.NOW MY WIFE SAID TO TRY AND HANG A HUGE WOODEN
FRONT DOOR ON OUR HOUSE MAN IF I F-CK THIS UP I AM SELLING THE HOUSE
AND BUYING A HOUSEBOAT.I WONDER HOW MANY TAKES THEY DO ON T.V. BEFORE
THEY GET IT RIGHT THEY ONLY SHOW YOU THE GOOD THINGS I AM SURE EVEN
THESE GUYS F-CK UP FROM TIME TO TIME. NOBODY IS PERFECT EXCEPT NORM
ABREMS FROM THIS OLD HOUSE.MY WIFE ALWAYS SAYS WHY DIDNT I MARRY A GUY
LIKE NORM WHO CAN FIX THINGS ON HIS OWN INSTEAD OF A LOAF LIKE ME.I AM
SURE SHE WILL GO RUNNING OFF TO HER MOTHER AND TELLING HER HOW MUCH OF
A F-CK UP I AM AND THIS WILL BE TALKED ABOUT ALL THANKSGIVING LONG.DID
YOU GUYS HEAR ABOUT BEANTOWNJIMS TILE FLOOR HEY JIM WHAT HAPPENED.
OLDSCHOOLPIX I HAVE 6 UNITS SO I FIGURED I WOULD LEARN TO DO OVER ALL THE OLD
FLOORS AND MAYBE THE BATHROOMS I USED TO USE THE STICK ON TILES BUT
THEY DONT LAST ITS RENTAL PROPERTY BUT F-CK IT MY TILING DAYS ARE
OVER.THE REAL KICK IN THE ARSE IS MY WIFE WANTS ME TO TALK TO MY
RUSSIAN NEIGHBOR YURI I GUESS HE HAS SOME FAMILY THAT DOES REMODELING
FOR A REASONABLE PRICE.WHAT THE F-CK LIKE I WANT A BUNCH OF RUSSIANS
RUNNING AROUND TALKING IN THERE NATIVE LANGUAGE HOW MUCH OF A NIT WIT I
AM.I COULD SEE IT NOW 4 RUSSIANS LAUGHING AT THE AMERICAN BOY AND HOW
HE PUT TILE IN WRONG IT WOULD BE LIKE THE OLD STEVE MARTIN DAYS ON
SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE THE RUSSIANS WITH THE CHECK PANTS SAYING LOOK AT
THIS GUY BEANTOWNJIM AINT HE A DOPE AND EVERYBODY LAUGHING AND DRINKING
AND SMOKING AT MY EXPENSE I GUESS I HAVE TO SWALLOW MY PRIDE.BOYS I
JUST TOOK A CLOSER LOOK MY TILE IS ACTUALLY 3/4 OF AN INCH OFFLINE HOW
THE F-CK COULD THIS HAVE HAPPENED
OLDSCHOOLPIX I HAVE 6 UNITS SO I FIGURED I WOULD LEARN TO DO OVER ALL THE OLD
FLOORS AND MAYBE THE BATHROOMS I USED TO USE THE STICK ON TILES BUT
THEY DONT LAST ITS RENTAL PROPERTY BUT F-CK IT MY TILING DAYS ARE
OVER.THE REAL KICK IN THE ARSE IS MY WIFE WANTS ME TO TALK TO MY
RUSSIAN NEIGHBOR YURI I GUESS HE HAS SOME FAMILY THAT DOES REMODELING
FOR A REASONABLE PRICE.WHAT THE F-CK LIKE I WANT A BUNCH OF RUSSIANS
RUNNING AROUND TALKING IN THERE NATIVE LANGUAGE HOW MUCH OF A NIT WIT I
AM.I COULD SEE IT NOW 4 RUSSIANS LAUGHING AT THE AMERICAN BOY AND HOW
HE PUT TILE IN WRONG IT WOULD BE LIKE THE OLD STEVE MARTIN DAYS ON
SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE THE RUSSIANS WITH THE CHECK PANTS SAYING LOOK AT
THIS GUY BEANTOWNJIM AINT HE A DOPE AND EVERYBODY LAUGHING AND DRINKING
AND SMOKING AT MY EXPENSE I GUESS I HAVE TO SWALLOW MY PRIDE.BOYS I
JUST TOOK A CLOSER LOOK MY TILE IS ACTUALLY 3/4 OF AN INCH OFFLINE HOW
THE F-CK COULD THIS HAVE HAPPENED
First off I agree enough with the caps that shit will make the person reading it go blind damn.Secondly this is your first post and your posting this. Come on man how old are you? Pull the tile up and redo the lines yourself, and there are $20 tile cutters, or you could have rented a wet saw for 25-35 bucks. While she is not home pull the tile up and start all over, and stop writing in caps
First off I agree enough with the caps that shit will make the person reading it go blind damn.Secondly this is your first post and your posting this. Come on man how old are you? Pull the tile up and redo the lines yourself, and there are $20 tile cutters, or you could have rented a wet saw for 25-35 bucks. While she is not home pull the tile up and start all over, and stop writing in caps
Beantown, might I suggest that you work on your problem with your dog Brownie first. Brownie is most likely shaken by the turmoil in the pack and is confused by the fact that your wife has taken over the Alpha position. It is important that you pull your tail out from between your legs and get your chin up. Help Brownie to be proud of his position in the pack and to see you not as the tile laying F up you currently are in your own mind. In order to do this might I suggest some cognitive restructuring.
1. You must learn to see the two monkeys in the Franklin zoo as very competent "handyman" primates. In this way your tendency to socially compare will not render you esteemed deficit.
2. Buy your wife a poster of Chuck Abrems. This will send a clear message to her that you are not threatened by the guy your wife has been sharing her dream time with.
3. Take Brownie to home depot with you when you punch out the guy. This will surely make Brownie proud.
4. Over Thanksgiving you and Brownie should assert your dominance over the mother in law by consistently invading her personal space and by urinating in strategically determined areas.
5. Forge a relationship with the Russians. Drink vodka and laugh with them. They may come in handy later on if you Mother in law fails to see your way.
Beantown, might I suggest that you work on your problem with your dog Brownie first. Brownie is most likely shaken by the turmoil in the pack and is confused by the fact that your wife has taken over the Alpha position. It is important that you pull your tail out from between your legs and get your chin up. Help Brownie to be proud of his position in the pack and to see you not as the tile laying F up you currently are in your own mind. In order to do this might I suggest some cognitive restructuring.
1. You must learn to see the two monkeys in the Franklin zoo as very competent "handyman" primates. In this way your tendency to socially compare will not render you esteemed deficit.
2. Buy your wife a poster of Chuck Abrems. This will send a clear message to her that you are not threatened by the guy your wife has been sharing her dream time with.
3. Take Brownie to home depot with you when you punch out the guy. This will surely make Brownie proud.
4. Over Thanksgiving you and Brownie should assert your dominance over the mother in law by consistently invading her personal space and by urinating in strategically determined areas.
5. Forge a relationship with the Russians. Drink vodka and laugh with them. They may come in handy later on if you Mother in law fails to see your way.
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