A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender i'll have a bud light, and do you have any grapes? The bartender says no grapes and hands him the bud. The next day the duck comes in and says to the bartender, do you have any grapes? The bartender says no. The next day the duck comes in again and asks for grapes the bartender says for the last time NO, if you come back again i'm going to take a hammer and nail your webbed feet to the bar GET OUT, so the duck leaves. The next day the duck comes back and says to the bartender do you have any nails? The bartender says, of course not this is a bar why would we have any nails? The duck says great can i have some grapes?
A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender i'll have a bud light, and do you have any grapes? The bartender says no grapes and hands him the bud. The next day the duck comes in and says to the bartender, do you have any grapes? The bartender says no. The next day the duck comes in again and asks for grapes the bartender says for the last time NO, if you come back again i'm going to take a hammer and nail your webbed feet to the bar GET OUT, so the duck leaves. The next day the duck comes back and says to the bartender do you have any nails? The bartender says, of course not this is a bar why would we have any nails? The duck says great can i have some grapes?
A guy walks into a bar holding three ducks. He sets them on the bar and orders a drink. After talking with the bartender for a while, the man excuses himself to use the restroom.
The bartender feel a tad awkward with just himself and three ducks at the bar, so he decides to make small talk with them. He asks the first duck, "What's your name?" "Huey," replies the duck. "So, how's your day been?" "Oh, I've had a great day," replies Huey. "I've been in and out of puddles all day."
The bartender asks the second duck, "What's your name?" "Duey," replies the duck. "So, how's your day been?" "Oh, I've had a great day," replies Duey. "I've been in and out of puddles all day."
The witty bartender says to the third duck, "So I guess your name is Louie?" The duck replies, "No, I'm Puddles."
A guy walks into a bar holding three ducks. He sets them on the bar and orders a drink. After talking with the bartender for a while, the man excuses himself to use the restroom.
The bartender feel a tad awkward with just himself and three ducks at the bar, so he decides to make small talk with them. He asks the first duck, "What's your name?" "Huey," replies the duck. "So, how's your day been?" "Oh, I've had a great day," replies Huey. "I've been in and out of puddles all day."
The bartender asks the second duck, "What's your name?" "Duey," replies the duck. "So, how's your day been?" "Oh, I've had a great day," replies Duey. "I've been in and out of puddles all day."
The witty bartender says to the third duck, "So I guess your name is Louie?" The duck replies, "No, I'm Puddles."
A guy walks into his house with a duck under his arm. His wife is sitting in the living room. The guy says, "I want to introduce you to the pig i've been fucking." His wife says, "That's not a pig, it's a duck." The guy says, "I wasn't talking to you."
A guy walks into his house with a duck under his arm. His wife is sitting in the living room. The guy says, "I want to introduce you to the pig i've been fucking." His wife says, "That's not a pig, it's a duck." The guy says, "I wasn't talking to you."
A guy walks into his house with a duck under his arm. His wife is sitting in the living room. The guy says, "I want to introduce you to the pig i've been fucking." His wife says, "That's not a pig, it's a duck." The guy says, "I wasn't talking to you."
A guy walks into his house with a duck under his arm. His wife is sitting in the living room. The guy says, "I want to introduce you to the pig i've been fucking." His wife says, "That's not a pig, it's a duck." The guy says, "I wasn't talking to you."
A
duck walks into a bar and sits between a rich man and a poor man. The
rich man says "I just bought my wife a Porsche and a diamond ring for
her birthday" The duck says "Why did you buy her both things? The rich
man says "That way, if she doesn't like her diamond ring she can take
it back in her new car".
The duck then looks over to the poor
man. The poor man says, "It just so happens that my wife's birthday was
last week, and I bought her sandals and a dildo". The duck then asked
the poor man "why did you buy her both things?" The poor man said "That
way, if she doesn't like the sandals she can go fuck herself!
A
duck walks into a bar and sits between a rich man and a poor man. The
rich man says "I just bought my wife a Porsche and a diamond ring for
her birthday" The duck says "Why did you buy her both things? The rich
man says "That way, if she doesn't like her diamond ring she can take
it back in her new car".
The duck then looks over to the poor
man. The poor man says, "It just so happens that my wife's birthday was
last week, and I bought her sandals and a dildo". The duck then asked
the poor man "why did you buy her both things?" The poor man said "That
way, if she doesn't like the sandals she can go fuck herself!
Three guys died in an accident and went to heaven. When they got there, St. Peter said, "We only have one rule in heaven. Don't step on the ducks!"
So they entered heaven and sure enough, there were ducks all over the place. It was almost impossible not to step on a duck and although they tried their best to avoid them, the first guy accidentally stepped on one.
Along came St. Peter with the ugliest woman he ever saw. St. Peter chained them together and said, "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly woman".
The next day, the second guy stepped accidentally on a duck and along came St. Peter, who didn't miss a thing, and with him was another extremely ugly woman. He chained them together with the same admonishment as the first.
The third guy had observed all this and not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly woman, was very careful where he stepped. He managed to go for months without stepping on any duck. But one day, St. Peter came up to him with the most gorgeous woman he had ever laid eyes on. St. Peter chained them together without saying a word.
The guy remarked, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all eternity"?
She replied, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck"!
Three guys died in an accident and went to heaven. When they got there, St. Peter said, "We only have one rule in heaven. Don't step on the ducks!"
So they entered heaven and sure enough, there were ducks all over the place. It was almost impossible not to step on a duck and although they tried their best to avoid them, the first guy accidentally stepped on one.
Along came St. Peter with the ugliest woman he ever saw. St. Peter chained them together and said, "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly woman".
The next day, the second guy stepped accidentally on a duck and along came St. Peter, who didn't miss a thing, and with him was another extremely ugly woman. He chained them together with the same admonishment as the first.
The third guy had observed all this and not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly woman, was very careful where he stepped. He managed to go for months without stepping on any duck. But one day, St. Peter came up to him with the most gorgeous woman he had ever laid eyes on. St. Peter chained them together without saying a word.
The guy remarked, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all eternity"?
She replied, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck"!
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