Alabama vs LSU
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Hello folks and welcome to another night of college football I'm Brent and with me is Herbie. Now we won't you folks to know we're looking for one heck of a game here tonight. Well Brent you're right we have the No1 team and the No2 team in the nation and one is going to lose.
It's in the low 60's with the winds out of the northwest at 3-5mph, great football weather Herbie looks like Alabama won the toss, and when we..come back folks..we'll see this highly talked about game.
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Here we go folks and DaMnEd did i drink to much tonight or did Les Miles start this game off with an on side kick we going to have to wait till they clear the pile to see who's got this one, what you think Herbie.
You got me Brent this damn jock inch had me scratching my balls so hard i missed it but i see allot of red jerseys around the ball.
Well look there....Alabama has recovered the on side kick, well that back fired on the mad hatter. Here comes Alabama's offense with great field position on the 39yd line of LSU with Trent Richardson the Heisman hopeful lined up behind McCarron a highly talented QB and it's a fake as McCarron roles out to the left and throws to the wide open TE Williams for a TD folks...Wow...
We seen the same play in the Alabama vs Arkansas game, beautiful execution and within the 1st minute LSU is down 6 waiting the extra point.
SOB i should have took Alabama -4 the 1st half Herbie, that's alright Brent but you can chase the second half though brother. Them ESPN experts had me thinking LSU was the better team...lol not me, i just played along i knew Alabama was the better team good Herbie you're buying the 1st round after the game.
The kick off game is Alabama's weakness, but surely Saban won't try an on side kick Herbie...no i would think not. Well that was a 3yd return and LSU is going to start their 1st offensive play from their own 18yd line, and here comes the LSU offense folks. Now prior to the game we talked with Les Miles and he said he was going to use both Lee & Jefferson tonight.
Herbie who has the advantage here Alabama's DL or LSU's OL, well the way i see it Les Miles will try a fast pace offense like they wanted to..to match Oregon's fast pace, to try and wear down this big and fast Alabama DL.
I also look for some more trick plays from Les Miles tonight it would be a shock to me if LSU can do anything. I say the edge goes to Alabama's DL. Well Herbie they don't call him the mad hatter for nothing...we shouldn't be in shock to see different things from LSU.
Three and out Brent, usually its Alabama that comes out slow but tonight its LSU... LSU punts and its a good one
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So far in the 1st qt LSU has not converted a 1st down, Alabama has taking the run game away RB Ford looked like he was limping going off the field also, well Brent they will not miss him anyway i mean this is Alabama not Northwestern State.
Alabama's on their 41yd line, folks this LSU defense has not showed up it seems as Richardson has the ball and picks up 8 more he carried three LSU defenders for 5yds on his back the mans a beast.
LSU looks to be stacking the line to stop the run Herbie...well GL to them they got their hands full tonight with Richardson, Lacy and Fowler plus McCarron can burn them down field.
There goes Lacy now he has had tuff toe brothering him for the passed month but it sure don't look like it's giving him any trouble right now as he has just picked up 47yds...1st & goal and Richardson is back into the game. TOUCHDOWN FOLKS
Listen to the Alabama fans...saying LSU we going to beat the hell out of you...it's electrifying i tell you.
Alabama 14 LSU 0
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2nd qt
LSU best make some adjustments before this game gets out of hand....
What the hell is all them LSU players gathered
around in that big circle for....LOOOKKK at that Miles and the Honey Badger or rolling on the ground.
What the hell.
Folks we just got word Les Miles has slapped the shit out of the Honey Badger, something to do with the grass. That's right Brent it's just been confirmed Miles wanted to eat it and the honey badger wanted to smoke it.
Can't understand it there's plenty of grass to go around for them to eat and smoke...man i see NCAA valuations committed by LSU and fighting on national TV also, the SEC commissioner is probably flipping out right now.
Miles and the Honey Badger said they heard that Alabama had the best grass...What a game this has been. This also has been confirmed all of the male student body at Alabama went down and pissed on the grass on LSU sideline before they started letting people in the stadium.
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Just before the end of the 2nd qt, LSU did make some progress getting out to mid field once, Alabama has completely controlled this game on both sides of the ball, you're right Herbie and as long as i have been announcing college football i have never seen a coach and a player rolling on the ground fighting. Brent this one is going into the history books.
Alabama 20 LSU 0
Halftime....
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