LIVE @ HT - Besiktas VS Rizespor (OVER 1.75) (2.03) (SUPER LARGE PLAY)
RECORD 475-523
JOKE OF THE DAY
Once upon a time, there lived a man from South California named JABBER who had a maddening passion for
baked beans. He loved them but unfortunately, they had always had a
very embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction to him.
Some months later his car broke down on the way home from work. He called his wife and told her that he
would be late because he had to walk home. On his way, he passed a
small diner and the odor of the baked beans was more than he could
stand. Since he still had miles to walk, he figured that he would
walk off any ill effects by the time he reached home. So, he stopped
at the diner and before he knew it, he had consumed three large orders
of baked beans. All the way home he putt-putted, and upon arriving home he felt reasonably sure he could control it.
His wife seemed excited to see him and exclaimed delightedly,
“Darling, I have a surprise for dinner tonight.” She then blindfolded him
and led him to his chair at the table. She seated him and just as
she was about to remove the blindfold from her husband, the telephone rang. She made him promise not to touch the blindfold until she returned. She
then went to answer the telephone. The baked beans JABBER had consumed were
still affecting him and the pressure was becoming almost unbearable, so
while his wife was out of the room he seized the opportunity,
shifted his weight to one leg and let it go. It was not only loud, but
it smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of
pulpwood mill. He took his napkin and fanned the air around him
vigorously. Then, he shifted to the other cheek and ripped three more,
which reminded him of cooked cabbage.
Keeping his ears tuned to the conversation in the other room, he
went on like this for another ten minutes. When the telephone farewells
signaled the end of his freedom, he fanned the air a few more times
with his napkin placed it on his lap and folded his hands upon it,
smiling contentedly to himself.
He was the picture of innocence when his wife returned,
apologizing for taking so long, she asked him if he peeked, and he
assured her that he had not. At this point, JABBER removed the blindfold,
and he was in shock ...
There were 12 dinner guests seated around the table to wish him and his wife a Happy Anniversary!
LIVE @ HT - Besiktas VS Rizespor (OVER 1.75) (2.03) (SUPER LARGE PLAY)
RECORD 475-523
JOKE OF THE DAY
Once upon a time, there lived a man from South California named JABBER who had a maddening passion for
baked beans. He loved them but unfortunately, they had always had a
very embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction to him.
Some months later his car broke down on the way home from work. He called his wife and told her that he
would be late because he had to walk home. On his way, he passed a
small diner and the odor of the baked beans was more than he could
stand. Since he still had miles to walk, he figured that he would
walk off any ill effects by the time he reached home. So, he stopped
at the diner and before he knew it, he had consumed three large orders
of baked beans. All the way home he putt-putted, and upon arriving home he felt reasonably sure he could control it.
His wife seemed excited to see him and exclaimed delightedly,
“Darling, I have a surprise for dinner tonight.” She then blindfolded him
and led him to his chair at the table. She seated him and just as
she was about to remove the blindfold from her husband, the telephone rang. She made him promise not to touch the blindfold until she returned. She
then went to answer the telephone. The baked beans JABBER had consumed were
still affecting him and the pressure was becoming almost unbearable, so
while his wife was out of the room he seized the opportunity,
shifted his weight to one leg and let it go. It was not only loud, but
it smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of
pulpwood mill. He took his napkin and fanned the air around him
vigorously. Then, he shifted to the other cheek and ripped three more,
which reminded him of cooked cabbage.
Keeping his ears tuned to the conversation in the other room, he
went on like this for another ten minutes. When the telephone farewells
signaled the end of his freedom, he fanned the air a few more times
with his napkin placed it on his lap and folded his hands upon it,
smiling contentedly to himself.
He was the picture of innocence when his wife returned,
apologizing for taking so long, she asked him if he peeked, and he
assured her that he had not. At this point, JABBER removed the blindfold,
and he was in shock ...
There were 12 dinner guests seated around the table to wish him and his wife a Happy Anniversary!
LIVE @ HT - Besiktas VS Rizespor (OVER 1.75) (2.03) (SUPER LARGE PLAY)
RECORD 475-523
JOKE OF THE DAY
Once upon a time, there lived a man from South California named JABBER who had a maddening passion for
baked beans. He loved them but unfortunately, they had always had a
very embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction to him.
Some months later his car broke down on the way home from work. He called his wife and told her that he
would be late because he had to walk home. On his way, he passed a
small diner and the odor of the baked beans was more than he could
stand. Since he still had miles to walk, he figured that he would
walk off any ill effects by the time he reached home. So, he stopped
at the diner and before he knew it, he had consumed three large orders
of baked beans. All the way home he putt-putted, and upon arriving home he felt reasonably sure he could control it.
His wife seemed excited to see him and exclaimed delightedly,
“Darling, I have a surprise for dinner tonight.” She then blindfolded him
and led him to his chair at the table. She seated him and just as
she was about to remove the blindfold from her husband, the telephone rang. She made him promise not to touch the blindfold until she returned. She
then went to answer the telephone. The baked beans JABBER had consumed were
still affecting him and the pressure was becoming almost unbearable, so
while his wife was out of the room he seized the opportunity,
shifted his weight to one leg and let it go. It was not only loud, but
it smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of
pulpwood mill. He took his napkin and fanned the air around him
vigorously. Then, he shifted to the other cheek and ripped three more,
which reminded him of cooked cabbage.
Keeping his ears tuned to the conversation in the other room, he
went on like this for another ten minutes. When the telephone farewells
signaled the end of his freedom, he fanned the air a few more times
with his napkin placed it on his lap and folded his hands upon it,
smiling contentedly to himself.
He was the picture of innocence when his wife returned,
apologizing for taking so long, she asked him if he peeked, and he
assured her that he had not. At this point, JABBER removed the blindfold,
and he was in shock ...
There were 12 dinner guests seated around the table to wish him and his wife a Happy Anniversary!
The more jokes you make, the stupider you really sound!
Let everyone know when you play your next "Super Monster Play" on Korean soccer. Love those 1-0 scores, when you of course take the over.
LIVE @ HT - Besiktas VS Rizespor (OVER 1.75) (2.03) (SUPER LARGE PLAY)
RECORD 475-523
JOKE OF THE DAY
Once upon a time, there lived a man from South California named JABBER who had a maddening passion for
baked beans. He loved them but unfortunately, they had always had a
very embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction to him.
Some months later his car broke down on the way home from work. He called his wife and told her that he
would be late because he had to walk home. On his way, he passed a
small diner and the odor of the baked beans was more than he could
stand. Since he still had miles to walk, he figured that he would
walk off any ill effects by the time he reached home. So, he stopped
at the diner and before he knew it, he had consumed three large orders
of baked beans. All the way home he putt-putted, and upon arriving home he felt reasonably sure he could control it.
His wife seemed excited to see him and exclaimed delightedly,
“Darling, I have a surprise for dinner tonight.” She then blindfolded him
and led him to his chair at the table. She seated him and just as
she was about to remove the blindfold from her husband, the telephone rang. She made him promise not to touch the blindfold until she returned. She
then went to answer the telephone. The baked beans JABBER had consumed were
still affecting him and the pressure was becoming almost unbearable, so
while his wife was out of the room he seized the opportunity,
shifted his weight to one leg and let it go. It was not only loud, but
it smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of
pulpwood mill. He took his napkin and fanned the air around him
vigorously. Then, he shifted to the other cheek and ripped three more,
which reminded him of cooked cabbage.
Keeping his ears tuned to the conversation in the other room, he
went on like this for another ten minutes. When the telephone farewells
signaled the end of his freedom, he fanned the air a few more times
with his napkin placed it on his lap and folded his hands upon it,
smiling contentedly to himself.
He was the picture of innocence when his wife returned,
apologizing for taking so long, she asked him if he peeked, and he
assured her that he had not. At this point, JABBER removed the blindfold,
and he was in shock ...
There were 12 dinner guests seated around the table to wish him and his wife a Happy Anniversary!
The more jokes you make, the stupider you really sound!
Let everyone know when you play your next "Super Monster Play" on Korean soccer. Love those 1-0 scores, when you of course take the over.
Blue there is no way you are only 60 games below .500 no way. Also I have nothing against you I have tailed you when you first started posting however lately you are picking games only based on which games give you the most plus money juice you are not handicapping the games anymore
Blue there is no way you are only 60 games below .500 no way. Also I have nothing against you I have tailed you when you first started posting however lately you are picking games only based on which games give you the most plus money juice you are not handicapping the games anymore
Blue there is no way you are only 60 games below .500 no way. Also I have nothing against you I have tailed you when you first started posting however lately you are picking games only based on which games give you the most plus money juice you are not handicapping the games anymore
OHHHH ... How many games below should I be then?
Do you have any professional advice for me? How can I combat this?
Blue there is no way you are only 60 games below .500 no way. Also I have nothing against you I have tailed you when you first started posting however lately you are picking games only based on which games give you the most plus money juice you are not handicapping the games anymore
OHHHH ... How many games below should I be then?
Do you have any professional advice for me? How can I combat this?
This clown picks games out of a hat...totally clueless! Anybody who posts Monster and Super large plays all the time, should have his head examined.
I think you are right ... I've lost my mind
Should I just quit JABBER ?? Nooooo wait, can I join your Cyberstalking company instead ... I would love to work with you ... I need a great mentor like you in my life
This clown picks games out of a hat...totally clueless! Anybody who posts Monster and Super large plays all the time, should have his head examined.
I think you are right ... I've lost my mind
Should I just quit JABBER ?? Nooooo wait, can I join your Cyberstalking company instead ... I would love to work with you ... I need a great mentor like you in my life
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