tjones1270

very high win % Fade every favored PLayoff team 

results Ravens 2013 in po's 2014 wk1 -1 vs Cincy s/u L 16-23

2014 in po's 2005 buried every one 0-4 ats 1 win

2018 in PO's 2019 -7 @ Miami W we are 4-1

2019 in po's 2020 -7 vs browns W 38-6 we are 4-2

2020 in po's week1 2021 - 3 s/u Loss at Raiderz 27-33 MNF we are 5-2

2022 in po's 2023 -3 vs texans w 5-3 us

2023 in po's week 1 n 2 lost as 3.5 dog at kc home fav -8.5 s/u l to raderz 

we are 7-3 wow 70% 

just one team 

ehhhhhhhhh lost every year until i found what matters in nfl many teams are stromg nets and bad bets at ceratin games eagles are bad home openers 

past 11 years 3 wins 8 losses shown in the play book last year after winning in brazil came home 5 point chalk to flcons s/u loss and im smillng with ml bet on falcons +160 $200 

the browns really suck 1st game of yearno matter where or who they play in fact im own opibiob this is worst team cuurently in 3 years they won 5 games annt 0-16 in one with sme stupid HC that only won one game year vefore 

Raiders cannot win in east even at 4 pm time 

wash stinks on west coast games Cardinals cannot win  in MINNY 

packers own west coast teams 49ers cardinals seahawks rams 

rest here 

11."I was grabbed and forcibly hit on my arm for 'putting my filthy fingers on a woman’s cabbage.' I was scanning it because I WORKED at the checkout register. She even handed the cabbage to me."

12."A lady tried to return $50 worth of product and exchange it for $250 worth of product, but couldn’t understand why I couldn’t price adjust it to be an even exchange."

"Every customer behind her was just as confused as I was."

13."A lady got mad because she bought a pool in May at full price, and they saw they had been discounted in October. She came in the store and said she was gonna empty her pool and bring it back if we didn't refund her. We all laughed. She showed up with it the next day."

14."I had to verify a customer's check, so the register made me put in his phone number. Afterwards, he went to my shift lead and said I was trying to hit on him because I had to type in his phone number into the register."

15."I work at a ski resort at 8,750 feet elevation, so that number is posted EVERYWHERE. Once a lady asked me if it was the year we opened."

16."I worked for a gas station and had a gentleman (in his late 40s, early 50s) come up to me and tell me in total seriousness, 'Lady, you can put any kind of gas in any kinda vehicle, I'm sick of this country trying to tell me what to do. It’ll run no matter what,' after I told him he should not put diesel into his Nissan Altima."

17."A customer demanded a refund four weeks after service because she insisted I didn’t color her hair properly. She thought having her roots dyed teal would make her grow teal hair."

18."I worked at a movie theater. Once a woman said, "What do you mean I can’t bring my stroller in? You just let that person with a wheelchair in! It’s the same thing!'"

"Ma’am, one is an absolutely necessary mobility aid, and the other is a convenience item for you that violates fire codes."

19."When I worked in a children’s clothing store, it was ridiculously common for parents to come in and ask, 'What size shoe is my kid?' Then, when I would ask where the kid was so we could measure their size, they would say, 'No, my kid isn’t here, but he's eight years old, so what size is he?'"

20."A customer asked why the table we have on the website is called a 'four seater' when it only has three legs (it's a round table with a modern design). Um, because it can accommodate four chairs."

"She then proceeded to tell me that she just wanted the table and not the chairs."

21."While working at a gym, I asked a client to scan their barcode, and they scanned their coconut water. I reminded them of their company-issued barcode keychain, but they told me that any barcode should work since they’re all the same anyway."

22."One time, I pointed out the bathroom to a guy, and he walked the opposite way into a cleaning closet. He came back out and looked at me like I had tricked him. It was so weird."

last but not least

23."A customer ordered salmon, so we, of course, brought her salmon. She then asked for a manager (me) because she said she wasn't paying for her meal because it tasted like fish.'""I thought I was being pranked and said, 'Ma’am. Salmon is a fish, that is what you ordered.'

She paid for her meal, but I had to eject her from the restaurant because she wouldn’t stop yelling at me."

1."I work at Barnes & Noble. One day, I kid you not, a customer in all seriousness asked if we sold books. I thought he was kidding, so I laughed. He was, in fact, not joking..."

2."A customer shouted 'HOLIDAY20' at me three times while I was checking her out. She thought an online coupon code worked in store because the website said to use it at checkout."

3."A customer ordered three tacos on one plate and two tacos on another. When I brought them to his table, I handed him the order of two tacos first, then the three tacos on the other plate." "He held the plates and screamed, 'I ordered three tacos, and then two tacos! Why am I getting two tacos, and then three?'

I grabbed the plates and switched them. He was embarrassed. The end."

4."I was working at Disneyland when a guest walked up to me and said, 'Excuse me! Why are you guys letting it rain? It’s ruining our vacation! Turn it off.'"
"They legitimately thought we controlled the weather at Disneyland. They were completely serious and very angry."

5."I work at a bank. A customer called and told me that her mobile deposit wasn't working. I asked her multiple questions to try to figure out what was wrong. Turns out, she was trying to mobile deposit CASH."

6."I told customers to evacuate because we had a kitchen fire. One woman looked at me and asked, 'Should I grab my kids?' I shrugged and told her, 'That’s a personal choice, I guess.'"

7."I worked at a car dealership in Calgary. A woman came in fuming because she couldn't use all the features in her car. She said it ran perfectly when it was in 'daytime mode,' but wouldn't go anywhere in 'nighttime mode.' 'Nighttime mode' was actually Neutral.""I don't know if it was supposed to be a prank, but her face was red because she was so mad. I think she was just misadvised."

8."One time, a woman was short on change, so she began digging through the tip jar. Her husband was mortified. She said, 'It wasn’t theirs to begin with.' I was indeed shocked."

9."I was working at an airline. A passenger missed their flight and asked me, 'Can you call the pilot and tell them to turn around?'"

10."A customer asked for a cappuccino with no coffee. I tried explaining how that wouldn't be possible for five minutes. She got mad at me, said I didn’t know how to do my job, and tried filing a complaint with my manager. My manager told her the exact same thing."

ATLANTA FALCONS
2014 -5.5 @ VIKINGS S/U L 0-1 +4 @ NYG L 0-2
+12.5 @ GB W 1-2
2015 -9 @ SF S/U L 1-3
2016 +4 @ RADERZZ W S/U 2-3
-4.5 @ CHRGERS W 3-3 +3 SB LOST IN OT 28-34
2017 -6.5 @ BEARS L 3-4
+1 @ SEAT W S/U 4-4
2018 +3 @ PITTS L 4-5 -6 @ CLEVE L S/U 4-6
+4 @ GB L 4-7
2019 +3 @ VIKES L 4-8
+4 @ TEXANS L 4-9
-3 @ ZONA L S/U 4-10
+10 @ SF W S/U 5-10
2020 +2 @ DALLAS L 36-40 5-11
+6.5 @ GB L 5-12
+4 @ VIKES W S/U 6-12
-2 @ CHRGRS L S/U 6-13
+11 @ KC W 14-17 7-13
2021 +7.5 @ CBOYS L 3-43 7-14
+9 @ S F L 7-15
2022 +10 @ RAMS W 8-15

2023 +3 @ DET L 8-16
-2 @ Cards L S/U 8-17
+2.5 @ BEARS CREMAED 17-37 8-18

2024 +2 @ DENVR L 6-38 8-19
+6 @ VIKES L 8-20
-5.5 @ RAIDERZ L 13-9 8-21

72.4% AT 100 PE R GAME NET $1430.00 +130 Y EAR

BALTY RAVENS

2014 -3 @ CINCY L S/U 0-1
+2.5 @ PITTS BURIED 43-23 0-2
-6.5 @ TEXANS L S/U 0-3
2015 +5 @ DENV L 0-4
-6 @ RAIDERZZZ L S/U 0-5
-2.5 @ S F L S/U 0-6

2016 +7 @ CBOYS L 0-7
-2.5 @ CINCY L S/U 10-27 0-8 OMG

2017 +3 @ RAIDRZ W S/U 1-8
+5 @ VIKES L 1-9
-2 @ GB BAGELED THEM 27-0 2-9

2018 -1 @ CINCY L S/U 2-10
+5.5 @ KC L 23- 29 2--11
+4 @ CHRGRS W S/U 3-11

2019 +4.5 @ KC L 27-33 3-12
+3 @ SEAT W S/U 4-12
-3 @ RAMS W 5-12
1 ST PO GAME HOME -10 VS TITANS S/U LOSS AFTER 12 STR8 WINS LOL

2020 -7 @ TEXANS W 6-12

2021 -3 @ RAIDRZ L S /U 6-13
-9.5 @ DET L 6-14
-1.5 @ BEARS W 16-13 7-14
+7.5 @ CINCY L 7-15
-3.5 @ PITSS L S/U 19-20 7--16
+7.5 @ CINCY L 7-17

2022 +1.5 @ PITTS W S/U 8-17

+3 @ CINCY L 8-18

2023 +3 @ CINCY W S/U 9-18
-4.5 @ PITTS L S/U 9-19
-9.5 @ CARDS L 31-24 9-20
-3 @ CHRGRS W 10-20

2024 +3 @ KC L 10-21
-1 @ CBOYS W 11-21
-2.5 @ CLEVE L S/U 11-22
-3 @ PITTS L S/U 11-23
-6 @ TEXANS W 12-23

65.7% AT 100 PER GAME NET +1210.00 +110 PER YE AR

NOT SURE ABOUT TEAMS IN CENTRAL USA BUT I'LL LOOK

CARDINALS

2014 @ NYG +1.5  W  1-0

-1 @ ATL S/U LOSS 1-1

+5.5 @ CAROLINA L  1-2

2015 

-5 @ DET W 2-2

-5.5 @ PITTS S/U LOSS 2-3

+3 PO @ CAR LOSE  2-4

2016 -5.5 @ BUFF LOSS S/U 2-5 +2.5 @ CAR L 2--6

+4 @ ATL  L 2-7

-1 @ MIA L 2-8

2017

-2.5 @ DET S/U L 2-9

-6.5 @ INDY L 2-10

+6 @ PHILLY TYPO MARKED AS W THEY GOT CREAMED 34-7 2--11

+2.5 @ TEXANS L 21-31   2-12

+4 @ WASH L 2-13

2018 +9 @ VIKES L FYI THEY ALWAYS LOSE @ VIKES 2-14

+13 @ GB W S/U  3-14

+9 @ ATL L  3-15

2019 +13 @ RAVENS W 17-23 4-15

+3 @ CINCY W S/U 5-15

+3 @ NYG W S/U 6-15

+12.5 @ SAINTS L 6-16

+5 @ BUCS L 26-32 6-17

2020 -3 @ CAR L  6-18 SEEMS LIKE THEY ARE OWNED BY PANTHERS

-8 @ NYJ  W  7-18 THEY STAYED OVER @ CAR

-2 @ PATS L S/U 17-20  7-19

-2 @ NYG W 8-19

2021 +2.5 @ TENN W S/U 9-19

-9 @ JAGS W 10-19

+3 @ CLEVE W S/U 11-19

-13 @ DET L S/U 11-20

2022 +1 @ CAR W S/U 12-20

+4 @ VIKES L  12-21

+6.5 @ ATL W 19-20  13-21

2023 +6.5 @ W ASH L 15-22

+13 @ BROWNS BLANKED 27-0 15--23

+5 @ TEXANS L 15-22  15--24

+7 @ PITTS W S/U 16--24

+4.5 @ BEARS  CRUSHED 27-16  16-25

+11.5 @ EAGLES FINAL GAME OF YEAR W S/U 35-31

17-25

2024

+6.5 @ BILLS L 17-26 +5.5 @ GB L 17-27

+3 @ MIA HOCKED THE WORLD W S/U 28-27 18--27

+3.5 @ VIKES L 21-26  18-28

-1.5 @ CAR L S/U IN OT 30-36  18-29 61.7 %  AT 100$ PER GAME NET PROFIT $1210.00 +110 PER YEAR

#3 100% teams selected as hbo's oooooo wtf they call it never gets to sb last year late in season all 4 afc north tems selected all 4 did not even get there

ITS THE HARD KNOCKS SERIES

another strong system div teams rematch in 4 weeks or less

sta rting with cards div are seattle rams 49ers

2016 wk 5 @ SF -3.5 W wk 9 -14 vs SF no cover 23-20  0-1

2018 +3 @ SF W 28-18

3 WEEKS LATER +3 HOME WIN AGAIN 18-15  1-1

2019+ 10 VS SF COVER 25-28 2 WKS LATER +9 @ SF NO 24-36 1-2

LATER +2 VS RAMS NO +7.5 FINAL @ RAMS COVER  24-31  1-3 OR 2-2 ???? EH NEVER MIND TOO TOUGH TO DO

tease the tem you think will win the game n i do 4 + teasers hit n 8 temaer 2 x last year also you can win money making fav biggers fav like - 6 to - 11

or dog a chalk

possible teams 49ers bengals

maybe   eagles re pe at but loss playe rs

chiefs  if they shake sb loser curse                   

heres results spreads - - 7.5 n higher

-8 home  vs denver won 30-24 ......0-1

-8 @ browns won 37-21   ----------1-1

-15 home vs cards 26-14   1---2

-14 @ raiders 40-33    1---3

-7.5 vs ravens 27-24  1---4

-14 home vs raiders won 35-3 2---4

2019

-7.5 @ detroit 34-30  2--5

-10 vs colts s/u loss 13-19 2---6

-10 vs riders W 40-9  3---6

-9 vs denv. W 23-3  4-6

won sb -1.5 vs 49 ers who btw never won vs chiefs

2020

-7.5 @ chargers 23-20  4---7

-11 vs pats 26-10  5--7

-19.5 vs jets W 6-7

then rippe d wallets apart losing 10 out 11 plus the sb -3

-13 -10 -7.5 -11 -8 making it 6-12

2021

-11.5 vs nyg 20-17 6--13

-7.5 vs GB 13-7  6--14

-9.5 vs denvr 23-9  7--14

-10 vs raiderz 48-9 8--14

-12.5 @ denver 28-24  8--15

-7.5 po vs cincy s/u loss 8-16

2022

-7.5 vs raiderz 30-29 8---17

-14 vs tenn. 20-17 8--18

-11 vs jags 27-18 8--19

-15.5 vs rams 26-10  9--19

-9.5 @ denver 34-29 9--20

-14 @ texans 30-24  9--21

-10.5 vs seattle 24-10  10--21

-12.5 vs denver 27-24 10--22

-9.5 po vs jags 27-20  10--23

+1 sb vs eagles 38--35

2023

-12 vs bears 41-10 11-23

-8 @ NYJ  23-20   11--24

-10.5 vs denver 12-24

-12 @ denver s/u loss 9-24 12-25

-7.5 @ GB s/u loss 19--27  12--26

-11 @ pats 27-18  12--27

+2 sb beat  49ers 25-22

now 2024 a barrge of losses

-7.5 @chrgrs 17-11  12--28

-9.5 @ raiderz 27-20  12-29

-7.5 vs denver 16-14  12--30

-11.5 @ carolina 30-27  12--31

wow we are rich 31---12 72 %  at 100$ per game win 3410.00 L 1320.00 2090.00 net divde by 11 yeras +190.00 per year

marc lawrence playbook shows 11 years of all te ams ats results

rest  here

13."He asked me how they decide where to put islands on maps since they're always moving around. He truly thought islands were not connected to the Earth and that they floated freely around the ocean, occasionally running around."

14."They thought the thyroid gland was located in the thigh. It took the word of a medical doctor to convince them it is actually located in the neck!"

15."She asked me, 'Where do fish go in the winter?' We live in northern Illinois. I guess she thought they migrate like birds."

16."When my husband saw a bumper sticker that said 'FREE TIBET,' he asked, 'What’s a tibet?'"

17."My ex refused to wash her hands after going to the bathroom because she claimed her fingers never touched the poop, only the TP did. Then she went straight to the kitchen to fix dinner. Goodbye!"

18."My ex received a small succulent plant from our realtor when we moved into the new house. About three months later, she was bragging to some guests about how well she was caring for it. They laughed when they realized she had been routinely watering an artificial plant. That stupidity was unfortunately only the tip of the iceberg!"

19."My ex thought Washington DC was in the state of Washington and had no idea what the first 13 colonies were. He said they didn't teach 'Geology' in Tucson."

20."My ex-girlfriend thought they would give writing materials, like books and pens, to new students at the university."

21."I told my ex that my big sister was pregnant and due to give birth in December. This was around November. So he asked me if my sister was currently 11 months pregnant. I told him to say that again slowly until he understood. He didn't. I had to tell him. What's ironic is that his mom is a midwife."

22."I invited my boyfriend, at the time, to come to my parents' house to have dinner. It was the first time I had invited a significant other over, and as we sat down to eat, he mused, out loud, that it was crazy how glasses leak water. He was referring to condensation. He thought the beads of water were leaking out of tiny pores in the glass. The whole table was just silent for a minute or so, not sure what to say."

23."He was shopping for car tires online and came across the metal rims without the rubber tires. He thought they were a new, sleek, and futuristic kind of tire and tried to insist on trying them out."

24.And finally, "After we saw the movie The Martian, she said it was so amazing that someone could survive on Mars like that, and it made her proud of humanity. I was like…'.Wait, you know that’s fiction, right? Humans haven’t even been to Mars,' and she was shocked. She had read the book and seen the movie, thinking it was a 100% true story."

sad thing is these people are of voting age

# 9 blew my mind

1."My husband's ex once ordered the half-roasted chicken off a menu while they were out to dinner one night, but proceeded to ask the waiter that they ‘cook the chicken all the way rather than only halfway.’"

2."My husband and I were actually taking a tour at my son’s new college, and the guide was talking about the Greek life on campus. I thought he was talking about real Greek people. I realized the mistake after I saw the look on my husband's face."

3."I had a girlfriend in high school who asked me how they knew which corner had gas in it. Most of the gas stations were on corners. She thought they drilled for gas and built the station because gas was on that corner!"

4."They said the wind is caused by the trees violently waving their leaves."

5."I had a boss who thought that the Arch in St. Louis was to honor McDonald’s. You know the Golden Arches. It was so hard not to laugh in her face."

6."I never realized how often I use the word adjacent until I dated a guy, 39 years old with a master’s degree, and I had to explain what adjacent meant every time I said it."

7."My ex, who was 28 at the time, was convinced that he was uncircumcised. I tried to explain to him that the foreskin covers the head and that he was, in fact, circumcised. He still didn’t believe me and decided to ask his mom. The look on her face when we made eye contact was priceless."

8."I dated a girl who was very attractive and who I thought was smart. Somehow, we got on the subject of military time. She just could not get the concept. After multiple explanations, I realized I could never have children with her."

9."My boyfriend at the time and I were driving somewhere when he happened to mention he lost his license and needed to get a replacement. When I asked him how he lost it, he replied, 'I put it in the ATM. I didn’t have my debit card, and when you go into the bank, you can just give them your ID to get cash out. I thought you could do the same with an atm machine.'”

10."My ex thought that evolution wasn’t real. Their proof was that 'My daddy ain’t a monkey.' I should've dumped them then and there."

11."My ex told me that Thanksgiving was on a Thursday again this year."

12."My ex’s stubble was really irritating the skin on my face, so I asked him to start shaving every day. After the second day, he complained about razor burn. I had not noticed that he did not have shaving cream and just assumed he used soap when he shaved. Nope. He had been dry-shaving his entire life. Not even water. When I finally asked why he thought they made shaving cream, his answer was that it was a conspiracy to sell shaving cream that I had fallen for."

joe montanna

reggie  white

 tom brady

larry fitzgerald

jack lambert

dying for sept to get here i'm goona be loaded with cash from work plus wats in my b ank account n dividend paying stocks most are marijunau

ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i would have funds wired to my account n just go hme acting like i was broke

or if in ac nj stay over go home next day

#1 whoever is on cover of marc lawrence playbook never won a super bowl strated production in 1980 last years cover andy reid eyes on the prize

#2 whoever loses meaningfull game to buccaneers never won a sb except eagles so thats now 99% 1 team out of 280

#3 100% teams selected as hbo's oooooo wtf they call it never gets to sb last year late in season all 4 afc north tems selected all 4 did not even get there

#4 teams that got in on low rank sos never won a sb 1 was 15-1 the panthers others patriots 18wins 1 giant loss -12 fav

#5 team that torched your wallets all year also lose in s b as kc did last year 8 weeks in row no cover

#6 teams that total 500+ points are bad in sb only 4 out of 25 won and covered sb last years 500 club BILLS

#7 as old buddy ryan said DEFENSE wins championships past top ranked defense that buried other side

TB #1 ranked walloped chiefs not 1 TD by Mhaoomes 9 points scored #2 Legion of Boom Seahwks spit out Broncos and peyton manning all his records that year smased again a team got in on low ranked sos 31st

top ranked defense Steelers with BIG Ben with Terry Brad shaw the OLD cowboys under tom landry

#8 teams that change HC's QB's cooridinators every year never even get to SB's worst is Browns

forget all the BS tech stuff when these are in effect just hammer the other team

JUST TO LET YOU KNOW LONG AGO THIS SYSTEM WAS RUNNING AT 65% FOR 15  YEARS

many teams have thier own bad spots like after a div win fail vs non div