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(told you, I wasn't NOT lying! 
)OK, apologies in advance for wasting your time. But I do have a few things to say about tonight's games. If you have read this far, I assume you will go the whole nine now. If not, you suck anyways.
I already put my card in for the weekend, but as a degenerate smart a$$ know-it-all douche, I feel the need to analyze two HORRIBLE games on Friday night. I can only hope I will have enough energy, and RUM to stay awake for both.
Louisville -27.5 @ UCONN (5.5/5.0)
This one is easy. UCONN is f*(*$(king horrible. Teddy B went from Heisman candidate to just another AAFLAC (or whatever the league is called) QB. But in reality, he is really good. I think he can make it in the NFL, well.......I think he has a better shot than some. I will leave it at that. Louisville is good, but they are not a high tempo quick strike team. But UCONN is so f83489384938king horrible.
Lay the points. You might get backdoored, so be careful, and don't go large. But hey, maybe you are into that kind of thing. No worries, everyone has their thing.
Next game...........
Air Force at New Mexico.
Wow....what a garbage game. I always say, when you bet on $hitty teams, expect $hitty results. So before you hit SUBMIT, do us all a favor and courtesy flush. If Western and Eastern Michigan weren't playing this weekend, this could easily be the WORST match up on the card. So, what can we expect from the CRAPFEST?? Running, running, running, running, running. Wow, these teams suck balls. Running, running, running, running.
So if you want to play a side, flip a coin. How about the total? Well.........can all this running turn into points?? Answer is..........................YES! Why?? Because neither team can play any fricken defense either. Might go over by halftime. OK, that might be a stretch.
AFA/UNM OV 59.5 (5.5/5.0)
Please note. I have been drinking and playing poker for about 15 hours now. I normally play a little more conservatively, and TRY to pick my spots. So why the sudden change of pace. Hey, it's Friday, so screw it. I am playing each of these for 5 units. That's my base play for college games.
Maybe I'm stupid. I don't really care. I am having fun.
Tomorrow...........might load up more on UAB. I just don't think Marshall is that good.
These bets aren't going to make me, and they aren't going to break me. But I am going to drink more rum, win or lose. 
Most of those that read this, are douchebags. I mean really, I applaude you for making it this far, but you are probably lonely. JK. I try to like everyone, and generally do. But this place has a higher % of idiots than the Wrigley Field bleachers during a summer afternoon game.
So, if you are a conspiracy theorist, that thinks all games are fixed, and that blah blah blah, WAH WAH WAH, it's fixed, how else can you explain you lost kind of type. THEN GO STAND IN THE CORNER AND FACE THE WALL. YOU ARE NOT WELCOME HERE.
If you are a biggott or racist......EYES ON THE WALL, AND STAY THERE.
Chicago Bear fan. GET IN THE CORNER DOUCHEY.
Someone who LIKES Pizza Hut? CORNER.
You thought season 9 of the office was funny? HIT THE CORNER NO BRAINS.
Thought Hangover 2 was tolerable. Just shoot yourself, we are out of corners.
BEST OF LUCK TO ALL!!
HEY, MORE EMOTICONS!!! 
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- I couldn't decide on a side for either game, especially the coin flip MWC game. I may tail your Total pick.
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