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Thursday December 7 - Nut Cutting Day in Bolivia

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Author: [Soccer] Topic: Thursday December 7 - Nut Cutting Day in Bolivia
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Posted: 12/7/2017 12:11:29 AM

Whoa - look at the new layout for Covers .... crazy!! I feel like an Amish guy trying to explain my way out of a Chris Hansen Dateline Predator episode.  Overwhelming.

Hope the Board, the Regulars and any newcomers are rocking, rollin' and finding themselves in high cotton.  Let's all win big, collect and "GO DISCO" an_dance

 

Today's focus is Bolivia - Thursday is pretty much the "be all - end all" for this season (and Copa Lib money vs. Copa Sud money) . . . at least for the top three teams . . . two matches (No. 1 v. No. 2 and No. 3 v. No. 6) will be a blast to follow and watch . . . and tougher than handicapping whether the cialis i bought at .27 cents a pill from India will do the trick with the portly yet pleasant waitress at person Last Resort (side note - they moved DLR into my building - ugh . . . and their kitchen vents into my elevator . . . I go to work each day smelling like person. . . . utterly horrible) . . . but we scoff at risk . . . we embrace challenge . . . so let's look into Bolivar v. Strongest and Oriente v. Wilsterman in a country considered by "those who know but apparently rate countries on variables other than the quality of the cocaine they produce" as one of the World's Least Friendliest Countries to Visit."  Dude - seriously - i've had my ureter swabbed to rule out Gonnorhea and trust me, that clinic on Harry Hines in Dallas is hands down, the World's Least Favorable Place to Visit; Bolivia looked like the bee's knees compared to the "place of swabbage" (note to self - tell my brother that he should not triple shock his pool while I'm committing adultery on my vacationing wife so that when she returns and after we have sex and my pee hurts, I won't freak out and assume VD and confess everything while in truth it was a chemical burn issue") ....

Ok -- time to look at the games . . .

Here we go....

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Posted: 12/7/2017 9:22:02 AM
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Good luck today... Cheers
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Posted: 12/7/2017 10:20:10 AM

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Posted: 12/7/2017 10:23:02 AM
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Posted: 12/7/2017 10:39:07 AM
Awake and smelling as fresh as a daisy - today, we accomplish two things - (a) wins in Bolivia and (b) I finally prove that Secret truly is strong enough for a man notwithstanding it having been made for a woman.

It's OVER day in Bolivia

Sport Boys v. Blooming  3 PM  CST

Blooming is traveling to Warnes to play SB - SB is playing only for pride and I see no reason why they don't take this final home game (final two matches played on the road) and remain motivated enough to play for the W.  Yeah - every team wants to win . . . that's not what I'm saying . . . my point is that with three matches remaining, two of which will be on the road and which will likely end in losses, you can expect the coach to "put everything on the line" in the final home match for SB.  

Meanwhile, Blooming - with abysmal road form - has a realistic shot to move up to Libertadores contention with a road W.  So - does the road form matter?  Probably not against a Sport Boys side:  in real estate, its all about "location, location, location" - in Warnes, Sport Boys are all about "concede, concede, concede."

SB v. Blooming   o/2,75 (+103)
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Posted: 12/7/2017 10:47:01 AM
Oriente Petrolero v. Wilsterman 630 PM CST

OP pushing for sudamericana birth while Wilsterman still has a mathematical shot at the title depending on the result of the simultaneous Bolivar Strongest match . . . 

Wilsterman has the assistance of the Bolivian League's leading scorer. Should be an all out onslaught both directions tonight.  Too much So. American tourney qualification money in play for both teams.

OP v. Wilster o/2,75 (-101)   
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Posted: 12/7/2017 11:08:09 AM
ADHD DISTRACTION -- LEAVING BOLIVIA 

Honduras Apertura Semifinals

Real Espana v. Juticalpa 4 pm CST

Second  leg with two explosive teams.  RE won the reverse 2-3 last week at Juticalpa's pitch.  Juti has to win by 2 to advance but that's a tall order.  Should see over 4.5 goals.  5D is only listing o/2.5 at (-167) and that ain't happening.  Will wait for the o/4.5 in live betting.

RE -,75 (-113)
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Posted: 12/7/2017 11:14:52 AM
probably the best preview I've ever read and then there's something about games being played 

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Posted: 12/7/2017 11:24:40 AM
Back to Bolivia . . .

Bolivar v. The Strongest  6:30 PM CST

I am giddy with excitement about this match.  It's been circled on my "2017 Hot Amish Pinup Girls" calendar for weeks.  Bolivar can clinch the title tonight with a win - and frankly - a draw pretty much would end Strongest's ability to catch Bolivar as it is unlikely Bolivar would tank its remaining games.  

Must win for The Strongest . . . and Bolivar has serious serious serious firepower.  

Strongest v. Bol o/3 (+101)
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Posted: 12/7/2017 11:38:48 AM
Re Bolivar and Strongest - keep in mind - they both play at Hernando Siles Stadium in La Paz . . . so home field advantage really isn't a factor - but the crowds for both sides should be out in numbers and the scene should be electric.  Buzz buzz. This is a big game for the citizens of La Paz. 

And . . . to the fanbase of whichever team loses this match, just keep in mind that things could be worse . . . you could be from Venezuela.   
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Posted: 12/7/2017 12:16:21 PM
Sport Boys v. Blooming  3 PM  CST

SB v. Blooming   o/2,75 (+103)

Oriente Petrolero v. Wilsterman 630 PM CST

OP v. Wilster o/2,75 (-101)   

Bolivar v. The Strongest  6:30 PM CST

Strongest v. Bol o/3 (+101)

Real Potosi v. San Jose  3 PM CST

Yet another match in which the push for international qualification should bring us the over with relative ease.  RP must win to stay in the fight for Sudamericana while SJ has to keep step with The Strongest and Wilsterman for the 3rd Lib spot.  RP has turned a corner.

RP v. SJ o/2.5 (-128) 3 units

Honduras

Real Espana v. Juticalpa 4 pm CST

RE -,75 (-113)

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Posted: 12/7/2017 12:56:44 PM
  Belize U/20 v. Honduras U/20 tonight at 7 pm CST.  I noticed that live ultra betting on 5D hung lines for the earlier El Salvador match in this tournament.  If 5D ultra subsequently hangs a line for the Honduras U/20 match tonight, Honduras should destroy Belize by many goals . . . waiting for lines . . .
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Posted: 12/7/2017 2:04:17 PM
Bolivia

SB v. Blooming   o/2,75 (+103)

OP v. Wilster o/2,75 (-101)   

Strongest v. Bol o/3 (+101)

RP v. SJ o/2.5 (-128) 3 units

Honduras

Real Espana v. Juticalpa 4 pm CST

RE -,75 (-113)

GRRRRRRRR - 5dimes has the Espana/Juticalpa over 2.5 at (-180) . . . Geez, move it to a more manageable 3,25, please.  
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Posted: 12/7/2017 2:48:53 PM
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Heard through the grapevine that you became a The Strongest season ticket holder?  Is this true 

BTW, your getting drunk with K.D. Lang  I mean Kyke Mclaughlin story still holds up 

Keep it going and good to see you 
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Posted: 12/7/2017 4:15:19 PM
Paraguay Live

15th min 2-1 Diaz v Guarani
I/5.5 goals (-124)


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Posted: 12/7/2017 7:00:38 PM
ElDub!! Lol - god the KD Lang thing was a hoot.

Bollox!  Ha!  I use laughter to negate losses!  Plus the coke had kicked in when i started writing!

JJ!  I miss Dallas!  I’m 78 percent sure I’ll be back there soon!

Johnny! Maximus!  Blue chips!!! TML!  Thanks guys!!!

Adding strongest o/3 (-109) ... there is no way bolivar wins as the line now says without strongest scoring at least one goal at Stiles stadium.  Bolivar won’t win 1-0 and Escobar with Chumancero for strongest want be held scoreless

Bolivar strongest o/3 (-109) 2 units
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Posted: 12/7/2017 8:09:51 PM
LOL - it’s now snowing in San Antonio and people are losing their SHxT - so funny 
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