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Posted: 2/16/2012 3:23:56 PM

I have this friend... she is much younger, but legal 18+

She has decided she wants me to change her virginity status.  This should be fun for the both of us... I'm thinking I may want to buy her something to remember the fun day.  What would be appropriate.  Any ideas?

For you haters that want to lecture me because you think this is wrong, save your time.  Most of you are just jealous anyways lol

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Posted: 2/16/2012 3:24:42 PM
pictures please
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Posted: 2/16/2012 3:26:05 PM
I thinks it's best I not show her pic... for the girl's sake, and her parents lol
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Posted: 2/16/2012 3:26:19 PM
You want to buy her a present for being her first?  What?
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Posted: 2/16/2012 3:32:45 PM
jar of anal lube
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Posted: 2/16/2012 3:33:55 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by captjohn67:

jar of anal lube


I knew this thread would draw a witty comment or two. 
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Posted: 2/16/2012 3:34:50 PM
box of cherries
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Posted: 2/16/2012 3:37:38 PM
An Interracial porn dvd named "Daddy's worst nightmare, Black Cock version" just to get her in the mood. 
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Posted: 2/16/2012 3:37:47 PM
QUOTE

Originally Posted by standuley:

box of cherries

Not a bad idea really... maybe chocolate covered cherries.  Not exactly something that would last though, which is what I was thinking

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Posted: 2/16/2012 3:43:28 PM
 get matching tattoos
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Posted: 2/16/2012 3:45:53 PM
http://www.etsy.com/listing/30114102/vagina-pendant-necklace-mature
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Posted: 2/16/2012 3:48:28 PM
She has decided she wants me to change her virginity status
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Sounds romantic.  Just tell her to vigorously masterbate.  Same outcome.  
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Posted: 2/16/2012 3:48:39 PM

Don't over think this, it's not marriage.

Just give her a nice enjoyable darn so she'll look forward to the next time.



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Posted: 2/16/2012 3:54:13 PM


give her a child




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Posted: 2/16/2012 3:54:40 PM
QUOTE

Originally Posted by TheGoldenGoose:


Don't over think this, it's not marriage.

Just give her a nice enjoyable darn so she'll look forward to the next time.



 This

Dont ruin it for the rest that will follow

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Posted: 2/16/2012 3:56:04 PM
get her the Deflower me Elmo doll
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Posted: 2/16/2012 3:59:32 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by TheGoldenGoose:


Don't over think this, it's not marriage.

Just give her a nice enjoyable darn so she'll look forward to the next time.




So eloquently put 


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Posted: 2/16/2012 4:01:37 PM


make it really special and give her the combo...

for the price of one you get your front and back deflowered.



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Posted: 2/16/2012 4:03:42 PM
Ask her if she ever thought of herself as a 3-input woman
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Posted: 2/16/2012 4:19:07 PM
Ask her if you could bring in pr0blems mom in for a 3some, it would be less awkward
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Posted: 2/16/2012 4:27:26 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by ShootDaClubUp:

 This

Dont ruin it for the rest that will follow




Absolutely.  


He has a rare opportunity to change the world for the better.


Making the world's women enjoy sucking cock, one virgin at a time.

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Posted: 2/16/2012 4:41:35 PM

Give her a banana

Tell her to practice

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Posted: 2/16/2012 5:14:39 PM
Great advice all!!  lol

Oh trust me, she will definitely be on her knees for some time before she gets to play hide the salami.  She already told me she wants to give head, so I will milk that for some time and give her plenty of instruction.

In the end, I plan to have her legs behind her head and make her squirt.  That is the best way I know to make sure she comes back for more


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Posted: 2/16/2012 5:41:31 PM
antibiotics and an adultfriendfinder.com subscription..once she starts friggin she will want to discover dudes bigger and better than you. 
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