My record, as if you give a fuq, is around 10-16 posted plays?? How da fuq do you professional covers cappers keep up with that btw, I’m not going back to my thread on page 451 and count that shiit... lol
All I know is I’m creeping back to .500 ba like Mookie fukin Betts!
I wise man once told me “don’t pull your cawk out to piss in public if you’re doing coke all day”(my dad) . another wise man told me “you always wanna bat 500 so only have to pay juice” (WahooS)
Neither wise men are related...
Ok, for the 7 people that will be viewing this shitty thread, here’s my plays so far and a few leans.. Before any haters or trolls try to attack me, I will literally kill you via cpu Mcgruber throat rip.. I shit you not.. I shit you not!!
AU -3...
fuk u, idgaf
if they can’t beat Ole Piss I will gladly pay da man and LOL doing it.. but cmon, old Fukin miss? I watched both of there LBers swim move their own DT’s trying to get to the LOS to attempt to stop the run vs LSU.. Ole Piss defense is...... what Fukin defense?? AU loses here, Gus can pack his shiit... So, this genius of the HS spread veer triple throwback double reverse offense will be pulling up them pants all day, rolling that arm screaming “go go go”... and AU wins by 6 in a shootout..
Vandy +11....
Kentucky is not good enough to be laying DD’s to Vandy.. UK has been solid af, and they have played great vs teams that normally beat em, but they’re not the dog in this one, and the dog role is where they do damage. UK is a scrappy bunch and plays nice defense, and I expect them to win, but not by 10.. Their winning streak was broken, then they go into bye week, now they have vandy, Mizzu, and UGA in a row.. I’d say vandy is being overlooked here..
Bama -28....
I said I wasn’t gonna bet em this week, but fuk it.. Tua says he’s good to go and will play!! He’s also a little upset the way he played vs mizzu and wants to correct his errors.. Also, when Saban plays on the road, he tends to put a few extra scores on the board for insurance.. Jeremy Pruitt is his boy! So this one will not get way outta control, and it will be right around this number.. 38-10 / 41-13 ish... I’m betting on a Jaylyn Waddell punt return or a few picks to push this over the number.. I’m riding this cash cow until it bucks me off..
Also will play Bama 1st Q, and if they have the first 3min line again, I’ll play that.. Tua does his damage in the first 2-3 drives before Saban slows down the offense.. Also like the under! But I hate laying 28 and having the under... it won for me last week, but that’s playing with fire..
NCST+17...
Clemson run def. is Elite... pass def, meh...
Prolly will rain a little, and that could hurt me? But it will hurt Clemson too.. Slippery balls are hard to hold (another wise man saying) I’m not sold on Sunshine at QB so far.. he gets a little anxious with that ball when the pocket starts to collapse.. NCST just needs to take care of the ball, 0 TO’s and they have a chance to win... 1 TO and they’ll need a big day from QB.. 2 TO’s and ohhhh shiit just end game, just end.. 3+ TO’s and lets see what’s on Netflix.....
Mizzu -9....
I liked this game when I saw it.. mizzu played Bama solid on defense and got to Tua a few times.. They have a nice team, and I feel like we getting a lot of value under 10... I missed the early line of 7, but I’m good with 9.. plus, Train and WahooS said to take em, I’d be a doosh bag if I didn’t.. when 2 icons of Covers says jump, you say how high
Utah St-14
This was a train / wahoos special last week and I was very impressed with em.. crazy shiit happened in 2nd half that about cost us the cover, but this team has a powerful offense and has covered every game.. Wyoming has only covered 1 game... another cash cow I’m riding until it bucks..
FAU-3....
Betting that Joey Freshwater schemes a win here.. Marshall QB banged up, but this is simply a bet on Lane Kiffin... dude can get me open vs a 2 high safety look..
Leans.......
Miami Ohio +8 (hoping for 10 since I missed it)
Sparty+7 (fuk Harbawl)
Maryland +10 (gut feeling / speed)
LSU-6.5 (normally a let down spot, but this defense / team is fukin beast mode)
Drop some knowledge on me covers nation.. help me pay the juice man.