There is NOTHING better than coming home from work, grabbing a cold one from the fridge...proceed to the shit house, get undressed, squat, by that time the turtle head is already poking out...you know how it is fella's, you have been waiting until you get home and straining to keep it tight...and then BAM...the moment of glory where you feel relief
After that you hopefully do like me, grab a handful of two ply...not the one ply which is equal to 40 grade sandpaper on your ass...and then i hit the showers...