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Posted: 7/12/2016 2:12:05 AM
QUOTE Originally Posted by SALTY:

If you walk in and their are cookies on the counter with a pitcher of something to drink.

Get ready because Chris Hansen is about to pop out and have a few questions for ya

Lol... You would thin he would have learned his lesson that not everyone is who they appear after he sent all that money to that Nigerian prince. 


But I guess that's what makes sportsfan the village idiot of covers 
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Posted: 7/14/2016 3:26:02 PM
I found video of SportsFans date...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxKYxzlqLOs
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Posted: 7/14/2016 4:53:31 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by BWS77:

I found video of SportsFans date...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxKYxzlqLOs


 Sportsfan
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Posted: 7/14/2016 7:38:26 PM
So many jealous idiots here....

I wore her out, and many times after that.  It was years ago.  It was plenty of fun for both of us.

I have since tapped a couple more virgins.  All legal.

All of you mocking makes me laugh my azz off... none of you have a chance at this gorgeous young box... and if you did you would not think twice about it.

But I do not discriminate.  I also like women my age, and a couple older than me.  What I truly like the most is banging married women.  They are sooooo freaking determined to be treated like a person... something their lame husbands stopped doing a long time ago.

OPP yea you know me!


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Posted: 7/14/2016 8:50:30 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by SportsFan9698:

So many jealous idiots here....

I wore her out, and many times after that.  It was years ago.  It was plenty of fun for both of us.

I have since tapped a couple more virgins.  All legal.

All of you mocking makes me laugh my azz off... none of you have a chance at this gorgeous young box... and if you did you would not think twice about it.

But I do not discriminate.  I also like women my age, and a couple older than me.  What I truly like the most is banging married women.  They are sooooo freaking determined to be treated like a person... something their lame husbands stopped doing a long time ago.

OPP yea you know me!



Have you been banging Bowlslit's wife? That would explain a lot of his posts lately. 

  

Thanks for this thread, it's pure comedy. 
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Posted: 7/14/2016 8:57:23 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by Ktrain:


Have you been banging Bowlslit's wife? That would explain a lot of his posts lately. 

  

Thanks for this thread, it's pure comedy. 


Now SportsFan is the rootinist, tootinist, big truck drivinist, gun-totinist, bourbon drinkinist, Trump supportinist, underage chick banginist adulterer on the internet!!!!
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Posted: 7/15/2016 10:49:57 AM
QUOTE Originally Posted by SportsFan9698:

So many jealous idiots here....

I wore her out, and many times after that.  It was years ago.  It was plenty of fun for both of us.

I have since tapped a couple more virgins.  All legal.

All of you mocking makes me laugh my azz off... none of you have a chance at this gorgeous young box... and if you did you would not think twice about it.

But I do not discriminate.  I also like women my age, and a couple older than me.  What I truly like the most is banging married women.  They are sooooo freaking determined to be treated like a person... something their lame husbands stopped doing a long time ago.

OPP yea you know me!



Wow....

Just when I thought this thread couldn't possibly get more creepy or disgusting....


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Posted: 7/15/2016 1:12:03 PM
Hey another video of Sportsfan 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vocrmH5vwIU
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Posted: 7/15/2016 2:06:57 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by BWS77:



The creepiest video ever!   

"If SportsFan could fly, he'd pick you up, take you into his van and show you love"

That's #1 with a bullet on the "Sportsfan Mixtape", here's tracks:

#2 - "Christine Sixteen" - Kiss

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xUL_3hdFSEE

#3 - "Seventeen" - Winger

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GlN3oEjMpUQ


Feel free to add yours......


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Posted: 7/15/2016 2:51:43 PM
First of the year - Skrillex

https://youtu.be/2cXDgFwE13g

There are two basic characters.  Guess which one is sportsfan and which one is the rest of the Covers
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Posted: 7/15/2016 3:25:17 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by SportsFan9698:

So many jealous idiots here....

I wore her out, and many times after that.  It was years ago.  It was plenty of fun for both of us.

I have since tapped a couple more virgins.  All legal.

All of you mocking makes me laugh my azz off... none of you have a chance at this gorgeous young box... and if you did you would not think twice about it.

But I do not discriminate.  I also like women my age, and a couple older than me.  What I truly like the most is banging married women.  They are sooooo freaking determined to be treated like a person... something their lame husbands stopped doing a long time ago.

OPP yea you know me!



Possibly, but you are the only fakwtard on the planet who would come to a gambling forum and ask a bunch of fawking degenerate gamblers what kind of a gift to give her, you fawking weird behind. 


Seriously, whether this story/thread is true or not is irrelevant to the severe mental issues you have.  


Now go suk some more Trump dik you demented troll.  

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Posted: 7/15/2016 3:30:45 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by bk1374:


Possibly, but you are the only fakwtard on the planet who would come to a gambling forum and ask a bunch of fawking degenerate gamblers what kind of a gift to give her, you fawking weird behind. 


Seriously, whether this story/thread is true or not is irrelevant to the severe mental issues you have.  


Now go suk some more Trump dik you demented troll.  



He can't reply because the playground doesn't have wifi.
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Posted: 7/15/2016 4:02:47 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by GimmeMoneyNow:


That's #1 with a bullet on the "Sportsfan Mixtape", here's tracks:

#2 - "Christine Sixteen" - Kiss

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xUL_3hdFSEE

#3 - "Seventeen" - Winger

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GlN3oEjMpUQ


Feel free to add yours......



You're Sixteen - Ringo Starr
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkR7u_sOtHI

He probably idolizes Gary Glitter to
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Posted: 7/16/2016 3:14:32 PM
Young girl - Gary Puckett and the union gap

https://youtu.be/hn0ZJHVH17I


Better run girl....
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Posted: 7/16/2016 4:18:12 PM
"you're sixteen, you're beautiful and you're mine"

Johnny Burnette



"Thank Heaven for Little Girls"   Maurice Chevalier

describes little girls as having “little eyes so helpless and appealing.”
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Posted: 7/16/2016 6:09:48 PM

Old blues classic

Hey Little School Girl - Mississippi Fred McDowell (Also covered by Ten Years After)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0L2aUSSfO38
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Posted: 7/16/2016 6:22:01 PM
bk1374,

How come you didn't address me in our other thread man?  I thought we had a pretty intimate moment.

Dl and BWS are honorable in the respect that they dont write sh!t and run away from their monitors. 

Liberal loser.  Hasn't worked an honest day in his life.

Jesus Loves You


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Posted: 7/16/2016 7:42:38 PM
Slob,  Add a song.  Add to the topic.  Please friend, join the rest of the site in the convo.   We all may have differing views on other issues but the absolute stupidity of sportsfan is something  we can all agree upon


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Posted: 7/16/2016 9:38:22 PM
Holy crap! How did we forget:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imN48YKDHsQ

Sammy Johns - Chevy Van

"I put her out in a town that was so small
You could throw a rock from end to end
A dirt road main street, she walked off in her bare feet
And it's a shame I won't be passin' through again

Like a picture she was laying there
And moonlight dancing off her hair
She woke up and took me by the hand
We made love in my Chevy van and that's all right with me"


Homeless underage runaway, roofied, and "made love to" by Sportsfan, then kicked out of his windowless dirty Chevy cargo van - "in a town that was so small" (backwoods Kentucky) on a dirt road in her bare feet and "he won't be comin' through this town again" (because he'll be lynched).....

It's got it all!!!!



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Posted: 7/16/2016 9:49:56 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by GimmeMoneyNow:

Holy crap! How did we forget:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imN48YKDHsQ

Sammy Johns - Chevy Van

"I put her out in a town that was so small
You could throw a rock from end to end
A dirt road main street, she walked off in her bare feet
And it's a shame I won't be passin' through again

Like a picture she was laying there
And moonlight dancing off her hair
She woke up and took me by the hand
We made love in my Chevy van and that's all right with me"


Homeless underage runaway, roofied, and "made love to" by Sportsfan, then kicked out of his windowless dirty Chevy cargo van - "in a town that was so small" (backwoods Kentucky) on a dirt road in her bare feet and "he won't be comin' through this town again" (because he'll be lynched).....

It's got it all!!!!




A classic no doubt...    I think this fits like a glove too, and it's even got the lyrics so we can all sing along!

Sublime-  Date Rape

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OljUFBypUgk

"C'mon babe it's your lucky day
shut your mouth we're gonna do it my way

C'mon baby don't be afraid
If it wasn't for date rape, I'd never get laid"


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Posted: 7/17/2016 3:52:28 AM
QUOTE Originally Posted by Slobbasaurus:

bk1374,

How come you didn't address me in our other thread man?  I thought we had a pretty intimate moment.

Dl and BWS are honorable in the respect that they dont write sh!t and run away from their monitors. 

Liberal loser.  Hasn't worked an honest day in his life.

Jesus Loves You



Sorry, I honestly don't recall another thread.  

I know you hate "liberals", that's fine.  I am not exactly sure what I "ran away from".  I don't hate you, or anyone for that matter.  



For the record, I work my butt off pretty much every day, and I don't consider myself a "liberal" as you define it at least.  

I love everyone, no matter how different their opinions might be. But I won't hesitate to call you out if I think you are being a myopic POS.  

Jesus would fawking LOVE me, if he was real.  Good luck with that.


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Posted: 7/18/2016 2:14:17 AM

Bk, if jesus existed, and was a demon named Zues in disguise...would you still love him?

And one more question for tonight's quiz...let's see if you can get the correct answer-

Who do you love more, god or satan?

 

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Posted: 7/18/2016 8:06:46 PM
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Posted: 7/19/2016 12:32:32 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by mgmprofits:

Bk, if jesus existed, and was a demon named Zues in disguise...would you still love him?

And one more question for tonight's quiz...let's see if you can get the correct answer-

Who do you love more, god or satan?

 


Bk, if jesus existed, and was a demon named Zues in disguise...would you still love him?
Love something merely because it existed??   No.

Who do you love more, god or satan?

I don't believe in either, so my feelings are 100% indifferent to both.  May as well throw in Batman and Santa Claus.  

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