from the communist Washington DC suburbs of northern Virginia:
AN UPDATE FROM BIRTHER CENTRAL:
GRAND POOBA: Guess what followers, I've landed another A-1 guest. Please welcome former President, Bill Clinton . . . . (a loud chorus of boos from the audience)
BILL: Pooba, did my boo-vation last as long as Limbog's ovation?
POOBA: It was close. Now Bill, you are from the South like me, why aren't you a Republican.
BILL: Pooba, I've always believed in putting meat on the table for those in need.
POOBA: Why did you have an affair with Monica?
BILL: Pooba, I've alays believed in putting meat on the table for those in need . . . (everybody laughing).
POOBA: Did Hillary ever get wind of what was going on?
BILL: Nope, you see every operation that goes on in the White House has a code name so those that don't need to know wouldn't figure it out.
POOBA: What was the code name for you and Monica's romps?
BILL: "Secret Service". Kind of cute, don't you think?
POOBA: Eventually it did leak out in the press. What happened when you confronted Hillary.
BILL: I felt her pain. Think of a Tasmanian Devil and Bride of Frankenstein all wrapped up into one.
POOBA: I read your unauthorized biography. It mentioned that in your younger days you had asto-turf in the back of your pick-up. Was that for golf putting?
BILL: Yeah Pooba, I must have made a thousand eagles in the back of my pick-up!! (everybody laughing).
POOBA: Now let's get serious here Bill, during the Vietnam War, you protested, grew long hair. And worst yet, you avoided going to combat. Why?
BILL: I wanted to beef up my credentials on becoming President.
POOBA: Now President Clinton, you will never go through another campaign, you are no longer in office, can you answer this question truthfully? Did you inhale?
BILL: Oh hell yes! I had the biggest bong this side of the Mississipi! Kona Gold, Thai Stick, you name it, I smoked it.
POOBA: Wasn't it during these years you met Hillary? You must have been somewhat attracted to her.
BILL: I must have been buzzed.
POOBA: Final question: Bill do you think you will ever get to Mount Rushmore?
BILL: It all depends what she looks like . . .
Adjourned.