sammy deleted me as his friend. wah..Im taking my ball and going home now WAHHAH!!!
Wow dude..You really need to grow a pair and take a joke my little sensitive muffin. Did the delivery boy screw up one of your orders tonight? Geez. It must me that time of the month.
This pany waist definitely has a muffin..........
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Quote Originally Posted by jroc1247:
sammy deleted me as his friend. wah..Im taking my ball and going home now WAHHAH!!!
Wow dude..You really need to grow a pair and take a joke my little sensitive muffin. Did the delivery boy screw up one of your orders tonight? Geez. It must me that time of the month.
If you ever came to Vegas and tried to win money playing blackjack, a female Asian dealer with a name like "Vu" or "Vo" would leave you curled up under the table sucking your thumb with your eyes bulging like saucers.
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Quote Originally Posted by MrBator:
If you ever came to Vegas and tried to win money playing blackjack, a female Asian dealer with a name like "Vu" or "Vo" would leave you curled up under the table sucking your thumb with your eyes bulging like saucers.
Friends being the mods sending you PM's that your being complained about...
Sammy....107-99 Utah...8 pt. lead....we're comin down to the wire!...it's either gonna be Mic Jagger and David Bowie in the streets or your gonna have to hop on that of yours and get the hell out of dodge
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Quote Originally Posted by Crowkillers:
I was "tipped off" by a few friends here.
Friends being the mods sending you PM's that your being complained about...
Sammy....107-99 Utah...8 pt. lead....we're comin down to the wire!...it's either gonna be Mic Jagger and David Bowie in the streets or your gonna have to hop on that of yours and get the hell out of dodge
Friends being the mods sending you PM's that your being complained about...
Sammy....107-99 Utah...8 pt. lead....we're comin down to the wire!...it's either gonna be Mic Jagger and David Bowie in the streets or your gonna have to hop on that of yours and get the hell out of dodge
Nah.. I don't have any friends here that are mods. Just friends that seen his lame ass report and gave me a heads-up Via P.M.
Sammy, what happened to the Clippers? I needed Kaman to get Over 27.5 Pts/Rbds
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Quote Originally Posted by scalabrine:
Friends being the mods sending you PM's that your being complained about...
Sammy....107-99 Utah...8 pt. lead....we're comin down to the wire!...it's either gonna be Mic Jagger and David Bowie in the streets or your gonna have to hop on that of yours and get the hell out of dodge
Nah.. I don't have any friends here that are mods. Just friends that seen his lame ass report and gave me a heads-up Via P.M.
Sammy, what happened to the Clippers? I needed Kaman to get Over 27.5 Pts/Rbds
annnnnnnnnnnnd, now you can hear a mouse fart in this thread as sammy's lips are sealed with the jazz taking a 90-88 lead...SAMMY! WHERE ARE THOU BETTING GENIUS!!!
The Baron Davis blown breakaway layup quickly followed five seconds later by the Boozer exclamation point slam dunk was a Clipper classic.
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Quote Originally Posted by scalabrine:
annnnnnnnnnnnd, now you can hear a mouse fart in this thread as sammy's lips are sealed with the jazz taking a 90-88 lead...SAMMY! WHERE ARE THOU BETTING GENIUS!!!
The Baron Davis blown breakaway layup quickly followed five seconds later by the Boozer exclamation point slam dunk was a Clipper classic.
Nah.. I don't have any friends here that are mods. Just friends that seen his lame ass report and gave me a heads-up Via P.M.
Sammy, what happened to the Clippers? I needed Kaman to get Over 27.5 Pts/Rbds
Sounds good....maybe you could tell me the deal with 1_Hits
Who writes like this?
MINNESOTA TIMBERWOLFS
Don't worry .. Say what you have to say ... But what ever you said all, that could tell what were your behaviours ...
And i don't believe that. how can on COVERS community have had some members with a bad smelling behaviours
Well .. To appear with a grating laugh on someones hurting .. I don't know how could you to scream with laughter like that.
Seriously, what is this guy's deal? Who talks like that? I understand there are filipino basketball fans on this site, but broken english is broken english. Someone typing "Bad smelling behaviours" is not broken english. That's not even from this country...or planet. Who is this guy and tell me this is all an act?!?!? TimberwolFs...seriously??? It's gotta be one big joke...just let me in on the joke and I'll be fine...how can you take a pick from a guy who spells an NBA team name as Timberwolfs and he's not joking...how can you tail that???
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Quote Originally Posted by Crowkillers:
Nah.. I don't have any friends here that are mods. Just friends that seen his lame ass report and gave me a heads-up Via P.M.
Sammy, what happened to the Clippers? I needed Kaman to get Over 27.5 Pts/Rbds
Sounds good....maybe you could tell me the deal with 1_Hits
Who writes like this?
MINNESOTA TIMBERWOLFS
Don't worry .. Say what you have to say ... But what ever you said all, that could tell what were your behaviours ...
And i don't believe that. how can on COVERS community have had some members with a bad smelling behaviours
Well .. To appear with a grating laugh on someones hurting .. I don't know how could you to scream with laughter like that.
Seriously, what is this guy's deal? Who talks like that? I understand there are filipino basketball fans on this site, but broken english is broken english. Someone typing "Bad smelling behaviours" is not broken english. That's not even from this country...or planet. Who is this guy and tell me this is all an act?!?!? TimberwolFs...seriously??? It's gotta be one big joke...just let me in on the joke and I'll be fine...how can you take a pick from a guy who spells an NBA team name as Timberwolfs and he's not joking...how can you tail that???
See, you don't even know your own strength, sammy!
Once he started going third person when referring to himself, he went off the deep end......i mean Stephon "Eating Vaseline while filming himself" Marbury territory...those are dangerous waters...
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Quote Originally Posted by MrBator:
See, you don't even know your own strength, sammy!
Once he started going third person when referring to himself, he went off the deep end......i mean Stephon "Eating Vaseline while filming himself" Marbury territory...those are dangerous waters...
Wonder if the one guy tailing you, Nyguen or something like that, finds your antics as amusing as you do after that "good as won" comment. Thanks for another entertaining day. Said to myself should I check the funny or die site or samuel's threads and made the right choice.
Get those Big Bad Pepperonis back tonight champ!
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Wonder if the one guy tailing you, Nyguen or something like that, finds your antics as amusing as you do after that "good as won" comment. Thanks for another entertaining day. Said to myself should I check the funny or die site or samuel's threads and made the right choice.
Hey man...a winning lean is a winning lean...you gotta have of steel to post em....i mean, there's no money on em, but when your pick goes up in smoke, you can just refer back to the leans and say what a fantastic night you had...
for example:
I lean: Knicks +8, Bulls -2, and Lakers -6...(these are fake lines...just stay with me here...this is where it gets reaaaaaaaaal sneaky)
My Pick: Timberwolves +10 for 50 units (no actual money wagered but on covers just throw out these things called units...these units are like paper money if you work for the US Treasury...run out of 'em? just print more and even better, don't even keep count of all the units ya lost...just like the Treasury!!!...Don't get TOO excited though!!...anything over 50/75 units and people will start to question if you are betting real money...you're not of course! but who gives a shit...these are units and we're gonna bet em dammit! We're gonna bet em BIG TIME!!
Now let's say the Timberwolves are playing like total shit and are getting blown out by 30 in the 3rd against the Spurs...game over for the T-Wolves!...NO PROBLEM! Just ...and here's where it gets nice and sneaky!...REFER BACK TO YOUR LEANS!!! I mean every game is a coin-flip in essence so at least one of your three leans has got to be good! So, when everyone blows up your thread with, "HEY your Timberwolves pick has gone to SHIT!" just act oblivious to the main pick and post things like, "Boy oh Boy, did that lean on the Lakers come through or what!" or "Wow, That Knicks lean is makin' some serious money for people TONIGHT!" or "Somebody is gettin a hooker on me tonight because of that Bulls lean!!!" Or "Scalabrine in the hizz-ouse wit da leans of the millenium!!!" Do the 3rd person thing too...Many will see right through it but a select few, your special little peons, will be shaking pom-poms for you for 10 to 15 pages of thread and people will become more and more curious... you'll be at 10K views in no time...
And that my friend, is the gist of the the ancient betting manuel "The Secret of the Lean" Author Unknown
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Quote Originally Posted by MrBugatti:
Nicely done Scalabrine
Hey man...a winning lean is a winning lean...you gotta have of steel to post em....i mean, there's no money on em, but when your pick goes up in smoke, you can just refer back to the leans and say what a fantastic night you had...
for example:
I lean: Knicks +8, Bulls -2, and Lakers -6...(these are fake lines...just stay with me here...this is where it gets reaaaaaaaaal sneaky)
My Pick: Timberwolves +10 for 50 units (no actual money wagered but on covers just throw out these things called units...these units are like paper money if you work for the US Treasury...run out of 'em? just print more and even better, don't even keep count of all the units ya lost...just like the Treasury!!!...Don't get TOO excited though!!...anything over 50/75 units and people will start to question if you are betting real money...you're not of course! but who gives a shit...these are units and we're gonna bet em dammit! We're gonna bet em BIG TIME!!
Now let's say the Timberwolves are playing like total shit and are getting blown out by 30 in the 3rd against the Spurs...game over for the T-Wolves!...NO PROBLEM! Just ...and here's where it gets nice and sneaky!...REFER BACK TO YOUR LEANS!!! I mean every game is a coin-flip in essence so at least one of your three leans has got to be good! So, when everyone blows up your thread with, "HEY your Timberwolves pick has gone to SHIT!" just act oblivious to the main pick and post things like, "Boy oh Boy, did that lean on the Lakers come through or what!" or "Wow, That Knicks lean is makin' some serious money for people TONIGHT!" or "Somebody is gettin a hooker on me tonight because of that Bulls lean!!!" Or "Scalabrine in the hizz-ouse wit da leans of the millenium!!!" Do the 3rd person thing too...Many will see right through it but a select few, your special little peons, will be shaking pom-poms for you for 10 to 15 pages of thread and people will become more and more curious... you'll be at 10K views in no time...
And that my friend, is the gist of the the ancient betting manuel "The Secret of the Lean" Author Unknown
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