MLB Scheduling Sux 5/23

Nice call on Miami, I tailed.

@barneybeans

 If I helped you cover your Cubs bet, then you have made me happy. 

so I can't edit a post? This site is the Chicago Cubs of forums. Everything you need for a successful forum Covers sucks ass

How great having Shemp as your barkeep

@barneybeans

 Covers is a business. It exists to drive gamblers to bookies, the advertisers and sponsors. That's life.

I didn't handicap the MIA/NYM game, threw it out, but your writeup made me jump on. Nice hit.

Shoulda listened to Sac about the CHC. They suck ass and couldn't score a run in 9 innings against a pen of drunken pigs 

@barneybeans:  Shoulda listened to Sac about the CHC. 

We gotta have a talk with sac, or get chitownjake to run him down. He is a valuable contributor, but spends way too much time fishing. 

I think the Cubbies figured out a way to put their cleats on their hands, put their jerseys on their legs, stand on their heads and stick their bats up their asses and manage not to fall out of the batters box while twerking 

middle of the 7th, down 3-0, they were +2½ +154 so I doubled my earlier live bets.

all they needed to do was score 1 friggen run in 3 innings. Da CUBS!

WE ONLY NEED 1 PIN RODNEY!

@KeyElement

Marlins!!!