Tits in the workplace.

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I realized how hard it is as a hornball not to eyef*ck cleavage. I am a tactful and respectable guy when it comes to interacting professionally with women, but some big tittied chics challenge the dress code with the cleave.

And of course I was working with a trainer that was drop dead gorgous. In business, eye contact is a must but I did not really learn but half of what she said.......
The first 3-4 seconds she had my attention and then any eye contact past that, my brain kicks in to overdrive to look like I am listening as I smile and
But behind the nod is my voice in myhead......"tits, tits, dude, don't look atthe tits!"

Why is such a hard ordeal?

I think I have TADD. Which is a male attention disorder?

SALTY · Answer

I realized how hard it is as a hornball not to eyef*ck cleavage. I am a tactful and respectable guy when it comes to interacting professionally with women, but some big tittied chics challenge the dress code with the cleave.

And of course I was working with a trainer that was drop dead gorgous. In business, eye contact is a must but I did not really learn but half of what she said.......
The first 3-4 seconds she had my attention and then any eye contact past that, my brain kicks in to overdrive to look like I am listening as I smile and
But behind the nod is my voice in myhead......"tits, tits, dude, don't look atthe tits!"

Why is such a hard ordeal?

I think I have TADD. Which is a male attention disorder?

Biscuiteater1 · Answer

They work their majic where ever they are.

Stiln · Answer

Eye contact at the expert level

dl36 · Answer

I feel like on the job I am getting paid not to stare at tits... but I have had my set of challenges come my way on numerous occasions...I also struggle with standing strong with the occasional upskirt crotch flash viewing when the opportunity presents itself

ocd · Answer

if we had our packages stickin halfway out , im sure females wud glance down.&#xD;&#xA;tadd is a hypnotic uncontrollable disorder that i never want a cure of...

jmilrod · Answer

i work with dudes

dytide · Answer

" Get a good look, Costanza ? "

Johnzimbo34 · Answer

Gotta check out Patrice O&#x27;Neal on this...great stuff&#xD;&#xA; &#xD;&#xA;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18dyguzBug0

SALTY · Answer

I am a sucker for crotch shots myself also.Pat O shit is funny as hell, I just watched that on netflix.ocd........Magic Mike was a blockbuster but women say they would not look(growing nose)

jmw59 · Answer

I try not to look....it is so hard.....as is my member

Mxsixaplix · Answer

I work with 90% females so how can you not check out a good rack?

Mxsixaplix · Answer

I work with 90% females so how can you not check out a good rack?

searchwarrant · Answer

Wouldn&#x27;t it be great if women had breasts on their backs too? &#xD;&#xA;We would be driving our cars into to telephone poles...daily.

HutchEmAll · Answer

There is an art to getting a good look at a good rack without getting busted. Pretend you don't care and catch them when their attention is elsewhere. And do NOT stare. Take a quick look and just pretend to be interested in something else....maybe behind them. You'll probably get another chance. The key is to look through them (not at them) so they think you are looking at something else.

And never think sunglasses are a free ticket to look wherever you want. Gals aren't that stupid. Look forward and take a glance out of the corner of your eye from time to time.

searchwarrant · Answer

Hutch, &#xD;&#xA;Key is to then travel your eyes down to your shoes and wipe or rub your eye as if there&#x27;s something that itches. &#xD;&#xA;Getting busted looking at the guns is embarrassing as hell.

MoneySRH · Answer

salty...

baronman · Answer

salty good pic living in guam now?????????????????????

HutchEmAll · Answer

One technique I forgot to share: The back and forth stare. I was at my nephew's baseball game this last weekend. Other team had a line-up of MILF's that was just fantastic. They were all lined up and down the 3rd base line between home and third. I sat behind the plate. I'd turn to my left and look behind me....like I was checking out another game. Then I'd watch the pitcher/catcher and every once in a while look up the first base line. Pretty much act like I was interested in everything around me except them.

Works like a charm. I also made sure I got up and walked around to check out other games. Got close enough to one gal with sitting on a lawn chair on with a loose shirt/bra on that I actually saw her nipple. She didn't have the first clue.

TRAIN69 · Answer

Thats what boobs do. Its attraction at a subconscience level. The more evolved man can show a good poker face and rise above the need to stare at those sweet sweater muffins....

But DAMN its hard sometimes.

drJ · Answer

salty....i like tits but more of an ass man. where you workin these days?

the two guys with black eyes

1) what happened to you?

2) i was at the airport getting a fight and this chick with huge tits takes my order and i mistakenly asked for two picketts to titsburgh.

1) oh same with me....i meant to say honey pass the salt but instead said"you bitch youve ruined my life"

OnlyGod · Answer

Just stair and feel no guilt while talking boys.

SALTY · Answer

So you let them walk up you.I think you may have watched Transformers one too many times playa........I don&#x27;t think I could pull that off.

OnlyGod · Answer

If shes proper about of course I do.  Is their too much Transformers ?

HutchEmAll · Answer

[Quote: Originally Posted by searchwarrant]  Hutch, &#xD;&#xA;Key is to then travel your eyes down to your shoes and wipe or rub your eye as if there&#x27;s something that itches. &#xD;&#xA;Getting busted looking at the guns is embarrassing as hell.   [/Quote]Very good idea, but I use a variation of this technique.  I kind of look at the rack while I pretend to be trying to get something out of the corner of my eye (you can use the other eye or even both once you perfect the teqnique).  They think you are more involved in that project and you can get a quick 5 second fix in without them even suspecting.  This one is a regular in my arsenal.

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