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This is all fine and dandy....but how did you do at the poker?
 
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LOTM you should read my thread on why married guys dont get laid
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Johnzimbo34:

This is all fine and dandy....but how did you do at the poker?

Wasted a bunch of time in a few tournaments only to get knocked out by people chasing garbage

 
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Sports on the other hand has been solid
 
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Salty:  This story gave me a good laugh.  I think we have all had a few stories like this about public restrooms.  I was using the bathroom at Sports Authority and I had one of those moments where you are making noises when you shit.  Someone was in the bathroom also, but I just could not keep it quiet nor could I wait for the person to leave.  The person did leave, I finished my business, and I figured that person was long gone in the store.  Anyways as I walk out the storage area to the main store this 12 year old kid is with his brother and sister waiting near the door.  He points to me and they all just crack up.  Needless to say did I feel like a loser.
 
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Why didnt you just do the logical thing like this guy and remove it?

Turd

 
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The girl wouldve never encountered the turd, you wouldnt of had to pee in the sink. Hindsight is 20/20 though.
 
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You could have shot a load on it and " vanilla iced " that chocolate log.

Now that would have impressed that chick no end. And think of the stories she would have told her friends. Hello four-way.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by samuelsosa:

Why didnt you just do the logical thing like this guy and remove it?

Turd


 
 
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Yo the man salty!
 
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"A man who does not feel like carving up a jumbo alien turd with my laser beam piss stream. "

That's 1 of the best lines I've heard in awhile. Sounds like something I'd come up with.

Thanks for the laugh, Salt - Happy 4th to ya

 
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Quote Originally Posted by donnybrasco:

Salty:  This story gave me a good laugh.  I think we have all had a few stories like this about public restrooms.  I was using the bathroom at Sports Authority and I had one of those moments where you are making noises when you shit.  Someone was in the bathroom also, but I just could not keep it quiet nor could I wait for the person to leave.  The person did leave, I finished my business, and I figured that person was long gone in the store.  Anyways as I walk out the storage area to the main store this 12 year old kid is with his brother and sister waiting near the door.  He points to me and they all just crack up.  Needless to say did I feel like a loser.

 

this and salty's story is too much.thanks for the laugh fellas..

 
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cool story seaweed, I mean salty

 
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Quote Originally Posted by SALTY:

A man who does not feel like carving up a jumbo alien turd with my laser beam piss stream.

Which would have in turn make me hunch over and puke in the turd bowl

So the sink was the better option versus pissing my pants or in the trash can



One of the best posts ever made


Come on salty bring back the good stuff.
 
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Yeah I agree with some of the other posters, you gotta point that shit out real obviously that it wasn't you.
 
 
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