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Whats a vagina?
 
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Quote Originally Posted by thisguyiswise:


honestly, could care less, but when you are 16 and living like we did, i would be the house that was mine.  considering i was her first, and i lost my condom in her.  

the odds two guys lose a condom in her within 2 weeks?  slim to none.  for example, i have since never lost a jimmy in a girl in 14 years.


i was just fucking around.  i'm sure it was yours.  i've never heard of that happening. 
 
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, figured that lol
 
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Quote Originally Posted by 416bet:

she's cheating on you with Frodo Baggins

 
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Quote Originally Posted by TRAIN69:

Whats a vagina?

i think it's yellow
 
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Quote Originally Posted by TRAIN69:

Whats a vagina?

its like a chest pain i think...
 
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i was fingering this girl who had a 2 yr old son 2 years ago. she was on the nuva ring but i didnt know. i felt the wiring and i thought it was the imbilical cord or something still attached. so i started freaking out being like i touched the wire. She shits on me cause of it to this day :/

 
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Quote Originally Posted by hollywoodundead:

i was fingering this girl who had a 2 yr old son 2 years ago. she was on the nuva ring but i didnt know. i felt the wiring and i thought it was the imbilical cord or something still attached. so i started freaking out being like i touched the wire. She shits on me cause of it to this day :/




 
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brown showers
 
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Quote Originally Posted by hollywoodundead:

i was fingering this girl who had a 2 yr old son 2 years ago. she was on the nuva ring but i didnt know. i felt the wiring and i thought it was the imbilical cord or something still attached. so i started freaking out being like i touched the wire. She shits on me cause of it to this day :/

Hard to believe your stories when you are such a deceitful person hollywood.

Did you buy her with the hundred you owe me?

 
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Should have just kept hammering her for as long as you possibly could.  
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Henry-Lilly:

Those things are about as big around as a nickel aren't they?


More like a half dollar. Dated this chick that used one and it moved around and shit while we were fucking. Didn't stop me from fucking her, but it was definitely weird.
 
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K train henry said he wants to go double or nothing on the money he owes you  and he will continue doubling until you two are even he feels bad and wants to make it right  haha just kidding k train  hope that deadbeat learns to pay what he owes 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Henry-Lilly:

Those things are about as big around as a nickel aren't they?
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Henry-Lilly:

Those things are about as big around as a nickel aren't they?

2" and it stretches out

 

 
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Quote Originally Posted by hollywoodundead:

i was fingering this girl who had a 2 yr old son 2 years ago. she was on the nuva ring but i didnt know. i felt the wiring and i thought it was the imbilical cord or something still attached. so i started freaking out being like i touched the wire. She shits on me cause of it to this day :/



NRopp11 said he would drop dead if that ever happened to him.....


 
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Quote Originally Posted by thisguyiswise:

well its better than when i was fingering my ex girl in high school and i pulled out my condom i couldnt find from 2 weeks prior.

yea it was disgusting to say the least.

how are you sure it was your condom from two weeks ago
 
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Quote Originally Posted by jmilrod:

2" and it stretches out

 



now Im even more pissed at everyone in this thread... making my friend feel like he has to defend himself over having a infants penis
 
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Quote Originally Posted by dogunder:

Should have just kept hammering her for as long as you possibly could.  



 
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I hate gross surprises but they always happen! Some girls are so despicable. 
 
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now Im even more pissed at everyone in this thread... making my friend feel like he has to defend himself over having a infants penis

ain't no shame in my game homeyslice

 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by AustinHoopDream:


its like a chest pain i think...
  No, that's angina.
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