Question for the board...........

You have a guy friend that you are cool with, not best friends  but cool. His mom is a very hott MILF and long story short she wants to let you beat it up. You know this only because your guy friend has told you.

If your guy friend is okay with it and its just sex, would you smash your friends mom. Keeping in mind she is okay with it just being sex as well.

The mom is divorced, aerobics instructor at Gold's Gym, ridiculous body and likes younger guys.

Would you guys hit it?

Trick question!

The answer is your guy friend is adopted. NOBODY ever brings up the conversation "Yo! If you want to pound my Mother, it's okay. Just don't knock on the back door, 'cause she's like...........a lady, yaknow?"

No, he sees us flirting at the gym and we have both commented to him how we think the other is good looking.  He's not rolling out the red carpet to pound his mom but he basically says what the two of us do is our business.

He know longer lives with his mom and hes use to younger guys checking her out. He and I just happen to be friends.

This guy a ?

He wants to either watch or join in....or both.

Can you beat his ass?

In that case hell yeah. Have fun. Fitness milfs are horny as all hell.

This is in the DMV. The majority of MILFS out here keep themselves in very good shape. One of the reasons I love living in this area.

Thought the exact same thing. Gold's Venice or West Hollywood?

Quote Originally Posted by HutchEmAll:

I know for you and your balding scalp, muffin top, and breath that smells of old bus seats, that this seems improbable. However some of us actually do keep in shape and take care of ourselves enough to get plenty.