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Funny you started this thread.  I shaved my balls this morning too
 
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What is the proof of the fluid you injested to get you to think
 
"You know, I just don't take an electrical device with four razor sharp blades to the most sensitive or important part of my body often enough?"
 
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Just more proof that Covers offers more entertainment on a daily basis than the four major networks combined. 
 
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True. You think you're ever gonna hear Barbara Walters say
 
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Does this really work? I get enough butt lint in a week to knit a sweater.

 

 
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Manscaping is a must these days, as for the ass, I remember watching wrestling and Vince McMahon talking about getting an "asscial", come to find out, this is a legit service that I will probably look into
 
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Quote Originally Posted by gus1689:

Manscaping is a must these days, as for the ass, I remember watching wrestling and Vince McMahon talking about getting an "asscial", come to find out, this is a legit service that I will probably look into


haha.. he wasn't referring to a stinkface from Rikishi?!?


 
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You guys put the nut in nutsack......................
 
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This is true stuff.I had never thought about ball shaving or even trimming around my rocket until a chick i was taking a bubblebath with did me.I was shaving her muff and licking around it,and then she did it to me.I must admit it felt a little gay at first,but the fact she was smoking my pole while shaving me  made it worth it.The next day in the gym,i noticed my ball hair wasn't getting pinched on my spandex i wear under my gym shorts.I know alot of guys shave their pecs to make them look bigger,but i can attest to the fact that my rocket and launching pad looks smooth and hangs bigger.I ended up breaking up with this chick,but the next babe liked the smooth balls and the rest is a twice a week routine.
 
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 If you guys live long enough it'll fall out......been bald 3yrs.
 
Id never put a sharp object that close to Big Jim and the Twins.
 
 
 
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Women love it.......every woman i know can't stand a guy with a permanent sweater on his back or too much hair down  below.
 
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a friend of mine does this for a living. She is 21 and looks like marilyn monroe. she says you have to get down on all fours and put your ass up in the air, all exposed and shit (not literally)
 
she has a regular clientel
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Paulsy:

a friend of mine does this for a living. She is 21 and looks like marilyn monroe. she says you have to get down on all fours and put your ass up in the air, all exposed and shit (not literally)
 
she has a regular clientel



When I went hair free from my eyebrows down, the laser aesthetician had me in positions that would make Aria Giovanni blush
 
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I was shaving her muff and licking around it,and then she did it to me.I must admit it felt a little gay at first,but the fact she was smoking my pole while shaving me  made it worth it.
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I have shaved a couple of snatches in my life and I've also shaved my own sack and surrounding areas.  It is NOT possible to receive or give oral sex while completing this job. 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by $OC$:




When I went hair free from my eyebrows down, the laser aesthetician had me in positions that would make Aria Giovanni blush
How much did it cost? you did your legs and arms also??  how long did this take??  

Any way, it's the second day, and my girl loves it!!, she had my balls in her hand and mouth for a good part of the night.   It's funny how this thread took wings!!  I just did my taint as well!!

Im not only a client, im the PRESIDENT!!

 To all the hairless posters of covers

 
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I've had my back done but haven't considered  the jewels .. maybe I will.
 
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LASER
 
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Im on day 3, no itching, no problem!!! 
 
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 Chicks dig metro-sexuals  
 
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I just saw the post name and I couldnt stop laughing.
 
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any updates?
 
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i bet you itch
 
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this thread is definitely archives material
 
 
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