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I gave my girl a houdini last night!!!

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I like the phrase..."Pearl Harbor" a little better than Houdini 
 
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Wow, this thread went south.......
 
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it happens
 
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lol, if she wants to cuddle afterwards, that would be the prime time to blow one on here chin!!
 
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"Remember the Maine!"
 
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Quote Originally Posted by JB2275:

no im 33, point is you come in here have a little fun, and people wanna give warnings. they need to chill the fuck out
 I simply meant ......She'll get even....Take it EZ......Just Joken
 
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Quote Originally Posted by ApacheM:

 I simply meant ......She'll get even....Take it EZ......Just Joken

 

sorry dude, it's been a while since I've been on here, and one reason is there is a bunch of stiffs. They get pissy over every little thing said, that your going to rehab and all that shit. So that is what I thought you meant!

sorry

 
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did your girlfriend enjoy it as much as you? 
 
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its funny when she gets u back with your own wad
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Wasn't the Houdini magic that he fooled you into thinking he was a she and you spit on his hairy back causing you to nut into the forrest......
COVERS allows u to tell someone they are sexually frustrated so long as ur hands are clean
 
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Quote Originally Posted by ABooksNightmare:

Wasn't the Houdini magic that he fooled you into thinking he was a she and you spit on his hairy back causing you to nut into the forrest......

hahahah, abooksnightmare, sounds like something that may have happened to you before, you speaking from experience??

 
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Quote Originally Posted by ENVYD247:

its funny when she gets u back with your own wad
lmao

ENVYD247, your mom tried it one time, missed me with the wad, and I punched her in her face and gave her a "STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE", that's when after she has nut on her face, I punched her in the nose, letting the blood and the jizz mix together to look like a strawberry cheescake swirl!

 
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Have you every asked your girlfriend to take a shit on a glass table while you lay underneath so you can see the way her asshole opens up before she takes a shit?
 
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Quote Originally Posted by 29a:

Have you every asked your girlfriend to take a shit on a glass table while you lay underneath so you can see the way her asshole opens up before she takes a shit?
Have you???
 
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Quote Originally Posted by 29a:

Have you every asked your girlfriend to take a shit on a glass table while you lay underneath so you can see the way her asshole opens up before she takes a shit?

no not yet, but sounds like you have! hahaha!! don't they call that a PITTSBURGH PLATTER??

 
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That's Pittsburgh Steamer -someone posted this awhile back
 
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love this thread!!!!

 

Why did God give us foreheads?

SOme place to kisss your girl after she blows ya

 
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Quote Originally Posted by tob0707:

love this thread!!!!

 

Why did God give us foreheads?

SOme place to kisss your girl after she blows ya




 
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Danny Thomas famous for that one......................
 
 
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Now, you know if you are a real cocksman you will ALWAYS kiss the woman on the lips after she blows you.  After all, it came from you so no big deal.  Otherwise she might think something is wrong and never blow you again.  Unless, of course, she is some skag that you picked up and will never see again.
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