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I gave my girl a houdini last night!!!

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you know what that is???
 
It's when you do her doggie style, and right before you blow a nut, you spit on her back, and we she turns around thinking you came, you blow that shit right in her face!!! hahahahha, it's like creating a illusion!!!
 
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Did she think it was as funny as you?
 
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You must have some good salivary glands
 
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why the hell am I laughing right now??
 
 
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A coperfield is when you fuck it up.
 
 
It takes expert timing
 
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Quote Originally Posted by cdl6449:

You must have some good salivary glands



 
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 That one's gonna cost you......Trust Me
 
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Quote Originally Posted by cdl6449:

You must have some good salivary glands

hahaha, no, no you don't need good salivary glands, just hack up a good one right before the nut, and just drop it on their back. they won't know the difference, asks your mom, she'll know

 
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Quote Originally Posted by ApacheM:

 That one's gonna cost you......Trust Me

 

uuuummm, cost me what? there is so many jokesters all over this general discussion, now it's gonna cost me? c'mon, no one can't take a joke anymore?

 
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Quote Originally Posted by JB2275:

hahaha, no, no you don't need good salivary glands, just hack up a good one right before the nut, and just drop it on their back. they won't know the difference, asks your mom, she'll know



This one will cost you as well... only a matter of time
 
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Quote Originally Posted by woopdurritis:



This one will cost you as well... only a matter of time

 

so wood, what you are saying is if someone cracks that I must have good salivary glands, and you pull a little rolling happy face guy, that's ok, but if i crack a joke, that will cost me?

 

duhhhhhhhh, makes sense to me

 
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Dude... chill the fuck out.... you really must be 19 years old.
 
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She'll return the favor on day, just BEWARE after nutting in her mouth
 
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one
 
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How bout that tigers bullpen?
 
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no im 33, point is you come in here have a little fun, and people wanna give warnings. they need to chill the fuck out
 
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Quote Originally Posted by mcdrewcarey187:

How bout that tigers bullpen?

 

that tigers b pen blows!!

 
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Quote Originally Posted by cdl6449:

She'll return the favor on day, just BEWARE after nutting in her mouth

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 
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Try a serbian hotpocket.
To all those rushing to look this up you might want to cover your keyboard to keep it clean.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by JB2275:

no im 33, point is you come in here have a little fun, and people wanna give warnings. they need to chill the fuck out


I don't think he was talking about anything that has to do with Covers.
 
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yah i think he meant its going to cost you with your lady
 
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Did you say "presto" or "abracadabra"?
 
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serbian hot pocket
 
 
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so you have to pull out then and hold it a bit before unloading, as there is spit and then turning and then you moving forward.  That is provided she doesn't just lay there spent on her stomach wanting to cuddle.
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