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boxcar willie's daughter-sucked her tits
 
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I met NFL Hall of Famer, Sonny Jurgenson half drunk in a local TGI Fridays, I approached him and told him what a huge fan I was and that I had appreciated his talents since I was a young boy growing up just south of RFK Stadium.  He invited me to sit down and ordered me a drink and I sat there as Sonny talked about his tall tales of NFL games from the past.  After 3 and a half hours of one Ultimate Mango Berry Daiquiri after another the former Redskin quarterback leaned over and whispered in my ear, "I need you Ennis Delmar, let's get out of here".  The fact that I wasnt gay and my name wasnt Ennis Delmar couldn't sway the fact that a man with a bust in Canton, Ohio needed me and I had no other choice to say yes.  Let me tell you, waking up in a Days Inn next to a naked Sonny Jurgenson is a memory that you'll never shake.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by bsforsale:

I met NFL Hall of Famer, Sonny Jurgenson half drunk in a local TGI Fridays, I approached him and told him what a huge fan I was and that I had appreciated his talents since I was a young boy growing up just south of RFK Stadium.  He invited me to sit down and ordered me a drink and I sat there as Sonny talked about his tall tales of NFL games from the past.  After 3 and a half hours of one Ultimate Mango Berry Daiquiri after another the former Redskin quarterback leaned over and whispered in my ear, "I need you Ennis Delmar, let's get out of here".  The fact that I wasnt gay and my name wasnt Ennis Delmar couldn't sway the fact that a man with a bust in Canton, Ohio needed me and I had no other choice to say yes.  Let me tell you, waking up in a Days Inn next to a naked Sonny Jurgenson is a memory that you'll never shake.

 

I hope you are fuckin kidding

 
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Good friend of mine fucked Shannon Daugherty all weekend several years ago in our Hotel suite in Phoenix . I was able to  hear her moaning and screaming "fuck me deeper" All I got was some heavy kissing from her overweight friend Let me play a bit with her fat titties and when I tried to take my cock out she said not to do that(about 10 times)
 
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Buddy of mine hooked up with a common friend (Miss Rhode Island) '05? Paganetti was her last name. what a fox...
 
 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by bsforsale:

I met NFL Hall of Famer, Sonny Jurgenson half drunk in a local TGI Fridays, I approached him and told him what a huge fan I was and that I had appreciated his talents since I was a young boy growing up just south of RFK Stadium.  He invited me to sit down and ordered me a drink and I sat there as Sonny talked about his tall tales of NFL games from the past.  After 3 and a half hours of one Ultimate Mango Berry Daiquiri after another the former Redskin quarterback leaned over and whispered in my ear, "I need you Ennis Delmar, let's get out of here".  The fact that I wasnt gay and my name wasnt Ennis Delmar couldn't sway the fact that a man with a bust in Canton, Ohio needed me and I had no other choice to say yes.  Let me tell you, waking up in a Days Inn next to a naked Sonny Jurgenson is a memory that you'll never shake.

 
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Quote Originally Posted by big_degenerate:

i fucked brittneys little sister a couple months ago. I wasn't going to tell anybody so if you guys could keep that hushed up that would be cool

 

 

Oh fuck I needed that!

 
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Quote Originally Posted by The Giant:

I once jerked off to a Pamela Anderson poster.

 

Fuck!  4 posts into this and I've already pissed myself.

 

This thread has some real promise.

 

 
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Quote Originally Posted by Bling:

Micheal Jackson when I was 13

Keep 'em comin'

 

 

 

 

 

 

That's what she said.

 
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Quote Originally Posted by bsforsale:

I met NFL Hall of Famer, Sonny Jurgenson half drunk in a local TGI Fridays, I approached him and told him what a huge fan I was and that I had appreciated his talents since I was a young boy growing up just south of RFK Stadium.  He invited me to sit down and ordered me a drink and I sat there as Sonny talked about his tall tales of NFL games from the past.  After 3 and a half hours of one Ultimate Mango Berry Daiquiri after another the former Redskin quarterback leaned over and whispered in my ear, "I need you Ennis Delmar, let's get out of here".  The fact that I wasnt gay and my name wasnt Ennis Delmar couldn't sway the fact that a man with a bust in Canton, Ohio needed me and I had no other choice to say yes.  Let me tell you, waking up in a Days Inn next to a naked Sonny Jurgenson is a memory that you'll never shake.

 
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Quote Originally Posted by montedamastiff:

Wayne Newton boned my sister

I'm sure he gave her the "Donke punch"

 
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Great topic. As a matter of fact, I dated Maddy Curley for about 2 months, which consisted of about 6 dates and spent the weekend with her outside of LA at her place. Not like she is a huge star by any means, probably more D list if anything. She was an actress in 'Stick It', not a porn movie, but it sounds like one. I still talk to her now and then, more text messaging if anything. She's an incredible athlete more then anything.
 
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Some funny shit!

 
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Did anyone here me?  My sister got boned by that dork!   How can I go on?
 
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Please sit through the 36 seconds and fell my pain.
 
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Monte, look a couple of posts up. I'm sure you're the only one that gets the joke.................
 
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Hawk,  It's true.  I quess, when you bullshit so much nobody knows when you are telling the truth.
 
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Monte - I feel for you pal... I can't stand that bastard either!
 
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Joan Jett in 1980...and I am not proud of it..
 
also took Paula marshall..( if you know who that is to a high school dance)  no sex though
 
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Quote Originally Posted by bsforsale:

I met NFL Hall of Famer, Sonny Jurgenson half drunk in a local TGI Fridays, I approached him and told him what a huge fan I was and that I had appreciated his talents since I was a young boy growing up just south of RFK Stadium.  He invited me to sit down and ordered me a drink and I sat there as Sonny talked about his tall tales of NFL games from the past.  After 3 and a half hours of one Ultimate Mango Berry Daiquiri after another the former Redskin quarterback leaned over and whispered in my ear, "I need you Ennis Delmar, let's get out of here".  The fact that I wasnt gay and my name wasnt Ennis Delmar couldn't sway the fact that a man with a bust in Canton, Ohio needed me and I had no other choice to say yes.  Let me tell you, waking up in a Days Inn next to a naked Sonny Jurgenson is a memory that you'll never shake.

Are you sure that sonny and not Jeff Garcia?

They are both red heads you know !!

 
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Quote Originally Posted by texancapper:

I had Rosie O"donell.

oh man!you too?man that shit jiggles!
 
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Joan Jett in 1980...and I am not proud of it..
 
Please explain
 
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I used to tend bar at a big biker bar outside of Pittsburgh.  One night we had a (at the time) semi-popular metal band "Triple-X" play there. I think they had one semi-popular radio hit.

The dressing room for the bands was down stairs in a small room next to our liquor.  It was a very busy night, and I had to run down there several times to get more booze.  The band had three chicks down there who I kind of knew.  Their door was half open and I saw one dude just nailing one of the girls on a table. 

The next weekend the girls came back in, bragging about how all three of them fucking every member of the band that night.

I'll give a  to anyone that remembers the band "Triple-X" !!!

 
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I think I saw one of their posters up at a bar in Morgantown...
 
 
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Oh, yeah, I forgot to say this was back in the late 80's.
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