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Instant classic, great responses.

You'll be fine deadmoney
 
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https://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1383858804778240008&ei=51IES7_WOYzGwgPo0bzmCw&hl=en#

 
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it's like warm apple pie... 
 
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Do like I do. Take er' down to the pond and do some noodlin'. After you catch one, gut and clean it, cook it for er', then the rest is money baby!!

 
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Quote Originally Posted by 3rdpig:

https://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1383858804778240008&ei=51IES7_WOYzGwgPo0bzmCw&hl=en#



Good but this is a little more realistic https://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1383858804778240008&ei=51IES7_WOYzGwgPo0bzmCw&hl=en#docid=-6771157842785963007 You don't want to bore her.
 
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Posted: #31
 Women visualize kissing so who better to learn from
 
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ASK TO GET A CLEVELAND STEAMER! THEN MAKE OUT!
 
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Way back when I was young, although I started early, about all we did for a long time was kissing.  Luckily I had some excellent teachers.  Get your self an older woman, be truthful, tell her you need to "learn" and practice some.  You can't go wrong on this and may get surprised.  Just find a gal about ten years older than you. 
For me, 38 was the magic age for a long time.  Of course, I started before I was 28, LOL.  Since I got married at 17 I got experienced quite early before I got married.  The early skills learned stand you in good stead the rest of your life.
 
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Try to chew some gum or pop in a breath mint before you start (get rid of it before the kissing starts haha). Say things to her to make her feel special. Smile and make eye contact. Don't let her know that this is your first time!
 
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this thread
 
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Quote Originally Posted by masemoney:

You'll be fine, dont listen to negativity.

Go on a website and get ideas...type in how to kiss or somethin.  After first 10 seconds you'll be alright..

PS  A sports gambling board full of alcholics, drug addicts, hippies, and degenerates isnt really the place to ask lol



No kidding,

at least your not going out and making fun of him..
that would be just to easy.

chill out and enjoy it dude..
act as if you've done it before and are just hiding our real 'talent'.. which we all now know you don't got any right? but who gives a fuck.. live once! take it easy
 
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Don't eat at Taco Bell before you kiss a chick.
 
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...girls and dating have just really never been a big priority for me.

Why not?  It's always been a priority since I hit puberty
 
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So, if you make out with a girl, she's your girlfriend?

This is the type of guy that marries the first chick he bags.....

 

 
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Quote Originally Posted by pjrez:

NO ANAL SEX...We don't need any more teen babies running around

 

They would just have a shit baby

 
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If you don't get a chance to stir her fudge ...... At lease play mouth hockey with her.   But, once you lick that muff, she will love you forever ..
 
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Is this a serious thread or a Dum-Dum thread?
 
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Thanks everyone, Im glad i just got verbally torn apart in this blog. F*ck me.
 
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give her a tonselectomy with your tongue
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Deadmoney2008:

Thanks everyone, Im glad i just got verbally torn apart in this blog. F*ck me.

You're welcome.

 

 
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Quote Originally Posted by Deadmoney2008:

Thanks everyone, Im glad i just got verbally torn apart in this blog. F*ck me.


Lets get you past kissing first.

Honestly remembering the first time I made out with a girl its like anything else you stress about in life - after 2 seconds you'll realize there's nothing to it.  Use your confidence boost to get some stink on your dick
 
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2 in the pink and 1 in the stink  

after you finger her, smell your fingers (make sure she sees you doing this)....then proceed to knock the bottom out of that shit!

 

 
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When I was in my late teens an older guy about my age now gave me some great advice that I used many a times to get laid. 

He told me girls like confidence with the right amount of aggresion.  So whenever possible on a date I use to pull out my cock instead of waiting for her to do it.  Girls will rarely look away or turn down an exposed cock works 90% of the time.  The only ones that turn away are the ones you dont want to date anyways so its a win win situation.

BTW work on the neck in order to get use to kissing.  When kissing on the lips you have to be in sync, the neck you can work by yourself.

 

 

 
 
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Practice on your dog is the best advice. 

Practicing on family members is just wrong

If you don't have a dog, I suggest a rabbit or even a young kitten.

The local animal shelter is your friend in desperate times

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