All Forums | General Discussion

anyone here presently a crack smoker?

...
Participants:
Search model icon
Views: 4468
Posts: 53
 
Banned
Participation Meter
Joined: Sep, 2010
Posts: 2619
Posted: #1
I would love to blindly follow your picks......seriously. No Joke!!
 
Banned
Participation Meter
Joined: Dec, 2010
Posts: 5862
Posted: #2
HITTING THE PIPE AS WE SPEAK...MY GOOD MAN

SORRY THOUGH-IT'S NOT CRACK
 
Banned
Participation Meter
Joined: Jun, 2010
Posts: 2134
Posted: #3
 
Veteran
Participation Meter
Joined: Dec, 2011
Posts: 1410
Posted: #4
your a joke CRACKHEAD come to jane and finch and i'll crack u punk
 
Banned
Participation Meter
Joined: Sep, 2010
Posts: 2619
Posted: #5
lol....calm down, my brown brother with a serious gangster complex. 

There's a 95% chance that you live in either brampton or 'sauga and you probably haven't ventured 5kms outside of those bubbles and yet yer claiming J/F?
 
Veteran
Participation Meter
Joined: Dec, 2005
Posts: 1741
Posted: #6
Quote Originally Posted by popeyoss:

I would love to blindly follow your picks......seriously. No Joke!!


How about you blindly lick my crack instead. Just finished taking a dump and ran out of toilet paper.......Thanks! 
 
Banned
Participation Meter
Joined: Jan, 2009
Posts: 3829
Posted: #7
I used to have a 5 gram a day habit when I was selling it and could afford to do that much. Then I got set up and went to prison for 4 years and have been home for over 3 years and just got off of parole. So I have been dabbling a little for personal use lately, but only once a week or so. lol. and only when I am winning so I can afford it.
 
Veteran
Participation Meter
Joined: Dec, 2005
Posts: 1741
Posted: #8
Quote Originally Posted by theguru1:

I used to have a 5 gram a day habit when I was selling it and could afford to do that much. Then I got set up and went to prison for 4 years and have been home for over 3 years and just got off of parole. So I have been dabbling a little for personal use lately, but only once a week or so. lol. and only when I am winning so I can afford it.



 
Banned
Participation Meter
Joined: Jan, 2009
Posts: 3829
Posted: #9
At least I'm honest. lol. lots of people do drugs and lie about it because they care what people think. not me! keep it real!
 
Legend
Participation Meter
Joined: Feb, 2009
Posts: 31861
Posted: #10
 
Veteran
Participation Meter
Joined: Dec, 2005
Posts: 1741
Posted: #11
Quote Originally Posted by theguru1:

At least I'm honest. lol. lots of people do drugs and lie about it because they care what people think. not me! keep it real!



 
Banned
Participation Meter
Joined: Sep, 2010
Posts: 2619
Posted: #12
Quote Originally Posted by BankOnIt22:

 

How about you blindly lick my crack instead. Just finished taking a dump and ran out of toilet paper.......Thanks!  


be kind, my good man, It's friday.






Quote Originally Posted by theguru1:

I used to have a 5 gram a day habit when I was selling it and could afford to do that much. Then I got set up and went to prison for 4 years and have been home for over 3 years and just got off of parole. So I have been dabbling a little for personal use lately, but only once a week or so. lol. and only when I am winning so I can afford it.


appreciate your truthfulness, my good man. It's good to know that I can easily persuade you into sucking my cock for as little as $70-$90
 
Prospect
Participation Meter
Joined: Jan, 2012
Posts: 243
Posted: #13
i smoke ALUMINUM!
 
Veteran
Participation Meter
Joined: Dec, 2005
Posts: 1741
Posted: #14
Quote Originally Posted by popeyoss:



be kind, my good man, It's friday.






Quote Originally Posted by theguru1:

I used to have a 5 gram a day habit when I was selling it and could afford to do that much. Then I got set up and went to prison for 4 years and have been home for over 3 years and just got off of parole. So I have been dabbling a little for personal use lately, but only once a week or so. lol. and only when I am winning so I can afford it.


appreciate your truthfulness, my good man. It's good to know that I can easily persuade you into sucking my cock for as little as $70-$90



Popeyoss, you can suck mine for free! 
 
Banned
Participation Meter
Joined: Sep, 2010
Posts: 2619
Posted: #15
hurhurhur....im no longer on the cock and carb diet, my good man. I'm in my trimming phase now.


perhaps next Fall......
 
Captain
Participation Meter
Joined: Oct, 2010
Posts: 5277
Posted: #16
Ha Ha Popeyoss, I wanna meet you.  Lol 
 
Prospect
Participation Meter
Joined: Jan, 2012
Posts: 318
Posted: #17
I am not on crack, but I bet like one
 
Banned
Participation Meter
Joined: Jan, 2009
Posts: 3829
Posted: #18
Fuck you asshole I made more money sellin to crackheads than you'll ever see in your lifetime and never paid a dime for any out of my pocket until recently. If I ever met you I would beat the livin shit out of you and wouldnt stop until you begged to suck my dick
 
Banned
Participation Meter
Joined: Jan, 2009
Posts: 3829
Posted: #19
I got it made.,My wife pays all the bills and makes 80K a year while Isit on my ass and bet and watch sports all day and do whatevr I feel like doin. Just because someone smokes doesnt make them a crackhead. a crackhead is more of a type of person . you're only a crackhead of you do crazy shit for money to do it and are addicted and can't quit. i am the furthest thing from that.
 
Banned
Participation Meter
Joined: Dec, 2010
Posts: 5413
Posted: #20
Quote Originally Posted by theguru1:

I got it made.,My wife pays all the bills and makes 80K a year while Isit on my ass and bet and watch sports all day and do whatevr I feel like doin. Just because someone smokes doesnt make them a crackhead. a crackhead is more of a type of person . you're only a crackhead of you do crazy shit for money to do it and are addicted and can't quit. i am the furthest thing from that.

So let me get this straight:

You went to prison for a few years for selling crack.

You've been recently paroled and are a convicted felon.

You're unemployed and have admitted to occasionally smoking crack in your spare time, which by the way sounds like you have too much of.

You let your wife work everyday while you sit at home posting about smoking crack, gambling her hard earned money away, and watching TV all day.

You've also threatened somebody because they didn't agree with you in this thread (what a surprise) saying you were going to "beat the livin shit out of you and wouldnt stop until you begged to suck my dick "





I have two questions.


You really think you have it made?  

And does your wife know about your homosexual tendencies?




Ahhhh, America.  No place like it.  



 
Banned
Participation Meter
Joined: Oct, 2010
Posts: 12653
Posted: #21
Yeah i got the charlie sheen shit
 
Veteran
Participation Meter
Joined: Feb, 2007
Posts: 3680
Posted: #22
Quote Originally Posted by theguru1:

I got it made.,My wife pays all the bills and makes 80K a year while Isit on my ass and bet and watch sports all day and do whatevr I feel like doin. Just because someone smokes doesnt make them a crackhead. a crackhead is more of a type of person . you're only a crackhead of you do crazy shit for money to do it and are addicted and can't quit. i am the furthest thing from that.


LOL this person is the epitome of a crackhead  


 
Banned
Participation Meter
Joined: Jul, 2011
Posts: 619
Posted: #23

Quote Originally Posted by theguru1:

I got it made.,My wife pays all the bills and makes 80K a year while Isit on my ass and bet and watch sports all day and do whatevr I feel like doin. Just because someone smokes doesnt make them a crackhead. a crackhead is more of a type of person . you're only a crackhead of you do crazy shit for money to do it and are addicted and can't quit. i am the furthest thing from that.

IF IT WALKS LIKE A DUCK, TALKS LIKE A DUCK, LOOKS LIKE A DUCK, THEN IT IS A DUCK, IF IT SMOKES CRACK LIKE A CRACKHEAD THEN IT IS A CRACKHEAD.

MAN THAT WAS THE 90s era, Hell I thought CRACK was played out. GTFO outta here wit all that person talk.

 
Prospect
Participation Meter
Joined: Jan, 2012
Posts: 360
Posted: #24
funniest thread ever?
 
 
Hall of Fame
Participation Meter
Joined: Nov, 2008
Posts: 24217
Posted: #25
Fish with the KO..no way guru can come back from that verbal flurry!!!
All Forums | General Discussion
About Us
Contact Us
Careers
Our Team
Brand
Testimonials
Betting Guides
Sportsbook Reviews
Sports Betting News
Podcasts
Responsible Gaming
Betting Sites
Canada Betting Sites
Canada Casinos
Best Betting Apps
Contests
Streak Survivor
King of Covers
Office Pools
The Covers community has
810,221
lifetime members worldwide
Covers 30 Years Logo Established in 1995,
Covers is the world
leader in sports
betting information.
Site Map Help Privacy Terms of Service youtube logo facebook logo twitter logo instagram logo linkedin logo google news logo
Covers is verified safe by: Evalon Logo GPWA Logo GDPR Logo GeoTrust Logo Evalon Logo
Copyright © 1995 - 2026 CS Media Limited All Rights Reserved.

If you choose to make use of any information on this website including online sports betting services from any websites that may be featured on this website, we strongly recommend that you carefully check your local laws before doing so.It is your sole responsibility to understand your local laws and observe them strictly.Covers does not provide any advice or guidance as to the legality of online sports betting or other online gambling activities within your jurisdiction and you are responsible for complying with laws that are applicable to you in your relevant locality.Covers disclaims all liability associated with your use of this website and use of any information contained on it.As a condition of using this website, you agree to hold the owner of this website harmless from any claims arising from your use of any services on any third party website that may be featured by Covers.