Managed to talk to a wealthy 45 year old cougar who sat right next to me. As a reward to her accountant she took him to the game. Reward? Getting sucked off by an experienced 45 year old broad is a reward. 
Going to a sporting event with some lonely old bitch? That's a drama movie. 
She was divorced, but due to a lot of complications she could not move out of the state of NJ for the next 3 years, until her youngest graduated high school. Is this bitch on parole?? I'd be careful, sounds like she just got out the bing. Probably for some fatal attraction type shit!! 
The funny part is that she asked me how old I thought she looked. I said 30 (which honestly looked accurate to me)(because as usual, you were drunker than a muhfucka. 
) and she said she was 35. Then later on in the conversation she was showing me pics on her phone of the Flyers playoff game she was just at on Sunday night. She was in great shape, her accountant was a younger guy who was morbidly obese (so the nigga like to eat, ain't nothin wrong with that 
) -- were at a NBA game 3 rows back, good back and forth action in a close game and he's on his iphone on "words with friends" WTF! -- but then she mentioned her daughter got served and was 20. Sounds like you'd be a nice fit into her family, with your drinking problems and all!! 
I said "wow, so your daughter is only 15 years younger, were there difficulties" to which she said she lied and she's actually 45. Nigga what??!! This bitch lying like that already?? This bitch was probably on leave from the psych ward and the accountant was really her shrink. 
We talked a bit more then she gave me her number. Due to the laws with her divorce she cant get remarried or the money train stops (which is a huge monthly nut) nor can she live with a guy or have him move in. Like Eazy E said, "I pulled her panties down and the bitch had a dick!!" 
But fuck a guy over his place, yes she can do that. We might explore this, might be in play here for occassional NSA action. I'd bring protection. And I aint talkin about trojans. Like a machete, a pistol, and a crucifix for when this bitch decides to open up about her past. 
Dude is full of shit, writing a story as he wishes it would play out.
He is not getting anything with that beat. Nothing.
Nothing like a guy getting romance advice on covers. A friend of mine did the online match thing for awhile, went through who knows how many, but did find one he is crazy about that treats him extremely well.
The one he found had not had any luck in love, so even if he treats her half-assed, she thinks he is great. I have to agree with most, that you don't want to come across as desperate and readily available. Make her think you have options (even if you don't).
Good luck rated91. This is entertaining, and I will be watching this system closely 
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What you should have done and will hopefully do next time............
After she flaked on you , you should have not responded at all. Then a couple days later you should have sent her a casual text..............something like ............."Hey crazy face , workin hard or hardly working ?".............Keep it light, fun, flirty............ banter back and forth.............Tell her about some fun stuff you have done lately of something you are planning to do soon, see how she responds to your texts. Then tell her you think it would be fun if you guys went out for a drink.....not this weekend because you all ready have plans but how about after work one day during the week ?
If she declines or makes some excuse throw her number in the garbage and dont contact her again.
A 30 Y/O single guy should always have about 3 or 4 chicks on the go............it will help you from coming across as desperate.
GL
. It was decent practice I guess for the 10 we have featured Tuesday night, wish me luck gents!
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