I had my first threesome last night

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...and it was pretty cool.
 
It started out as a routine night at the club, me and my boys drinking, checking out the dance floor and working the ladies for a few hours.
 
Just when I thought I was going home empty handed, a chick I had been dancing with earlier in the night comes up to me and says..
 
"would you like to head back to my friends apartment?"
 
I replied with
 
"Iets roll."
 
The three of us hop in a cab for a 20 minute drive back to her friends condo.  We get back to her place and start drinking some leftover coolers they had in the fridge. The two of them were dancing to a beyonce CD for a half hour in the living room as I sat on the couch drinking and watching, wondering which one of them i'd was going to make my play for.
 
Next thing you know, the two of them started slow dancing to Beyonce's Irreplaceable and making out.  Before the song had a chance to get to the second chorus, I was right up there with them - it was on.   For the next 45 minutes, I wasnt sure what the hell I was doing, but I worked a little magic and got through it.
 
Overall, it was a great experience.  Highly recommend doing this once in your lifetime! 
 
Anyone else nail two chicks at once?
 
 
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so you whacked it with both hands, nice work there
 
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dont like , so who was the other guy?
 
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Dont lie , who was the other guy?
 
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Quote Originally Posted by fartnsniff:

...and it was pretty cool.
 
It started out as a routine night at the club, me and my boys drinking, checking out the dance floor for a few hours.
 
Just when I thought I was going home empty handed, one of my boys I had been dancing with earlier in the night comes up to me and says..
 
"would you like to head back to my friends apartment?" "I will put my cock in your hand."
 
I replied with
 
"Iets roll."
 
The three of us hop in a cab for a 20 minute drive back to his friends condo.  We get back to his place and start drinking some leftover coolers they had in the fridge. The three of us were dancing to a beyonce CD for a half hour in the living room and then I sat on the couch and started jerking it, wondering which one of them would ass fuck me.
 
Next thing you know, the two of them started slow dancing to Beyonce's Irreplaceable and making out.  Before the song had a chance to get to the second chorus, I was right up there with them - it was on.   For the next 45 minutes, I wasnt sure what the hell I was doing, I couldn't tell whose cock was in my mouth and whose cock was in my ass, but I worked a little magic and got through it.
 
Overall, it was a great experience.  Highly recommend doing this once in your lifetime! 
 
Anyone else ever suck two cocks at once?
 
 
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 fixed it for you.

 
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Quote Originally Posted by DruDowns:

 

 fixed it for you.




 
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Quote Originally Posted by jackjaffee:

so you whacked it with both hands, nice work there

 

that was gonna be my post

 
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Someone got hold of a Penthouse Forum from their fathers nightstand.


 
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funny stuff.
 
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that was gonna be my post

Yeah, before I even read his post I thought of that reply

 
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I think we are all overlooking 1 very disturbing thing about his post..........Why the fuck do you know the name of a Beyonce song? 
 
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I bet after a good ass-fucking like you received, your farts probably have a watery edge to them and aren't sniffable for a day or two....you must really be suffering.
 
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I bet after a good ass-fucking like you received, your farts probably have a watery edge to them and aren't sniffable for a day or two....you must really be suffering.

 

 
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Quote Originally Posted by fartnsniff:

...and it was pretty cool.
 
It started out as a routine night at the club, me and my boys drinking, checking out the dance floor and working the ladies for a few hours.
 
Just when I thought I was going home empty handed, a chick I had been dancing with earlier in the night comes up to me and says..
 
"would you like to head back to my friends apartment?"
 
I replied with
 
"Iets roll."
 
The three of us hop in a cab for a 20 minute drive back to her friends condo.  We get back to her place and start drinking some leftover coolers they had in the fridge. The two of them were dancing to a beyonce CD for a half hour in the living room as I sat on the couch drinking and watching, wondering which one of them i'd was going to make my play for.
 
Next thing you know, the two of them started slow dancing to Beyonce's Irreplaceable and making out.  Before the song had a chance to get to the second chorus, I was right up there with them - it was on.   For the next 45 minutes, I wasnt sure what the hell I was doing, but I worked a little magic and got through it.
 
Overall, it was a great experience.  Highly recommend doing this once in your lifetime! 
 
Anyone else nail two chicks at once?
 
 
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Using pink for a reason. Do you mean WINE COOLERS. If your going to tell a story at leat make yourself look good.

 
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Using pink for a reason. Do you mean WINE COOLERS. If your going to tell a story at leat make yourself look good.

Fits right into him knowing Beyonce and dancing along to her. 

 
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Quote Originally Posted by lsufasteddie:

 

Using pink for a reason. Do you mean WINE COOLERS. If your going to tell a story at leat make yourself look good.



i think the beverage in question was a ZIMA


ZIMA's and jamming to a Beyonce CD...now THERE is something we all need to do once in our lifetime
































 
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another potential covers classic ...
 
DruDowns -you got me rolling on the floor LMAO
 
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No man drinking wine coolers and listening to Beyonce has ever fucked one woman during that same night, much less two.
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