What are my chances of getting laid in Vegas?

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I'm heading there with my buddies in a couple weeks - and i've love nothing more than if I could get myself a dirty person for a night.
 
Not looking for paid sex though.
 
Where should I go?   Is there a particular night of the week that is best for getting a chick?   Time of the day?
 
Thanks
 
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good question.
 
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ask your mom
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Fish Naked:

ask your mom
That was classic. . .
 
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 I mean there are a lot of clubs everywhere just go grind up on one of the hos on the dance floor. Just like any other place.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Fish Naked:

ask your mom

 
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My friend once said jokingly If you can't get laid in Vegas you can't get laid anywhere!!!
 
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As long as you where your hat sideways you have nothing to worry about.

Wearing your hat sideways
 
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Quote Originally Posted by asloper6001:

 I mean there are a lot of clubs everywhere just go grind up on one of the hos on the dance floor. Just like any other place.

Sweet - great to hear.

When I hit a club i'm straight to the bar for a beer...then straight to the dance floor for some bumpin & grindin with the honeys.

Recommend any particular club?

Can't wait for Vegas  

 
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Quote Originally Posted by Fish Naked:

ask your mom

 
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tao
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rum jungle
lax
the list goes on...
 
just get there early
 
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You guys are mean. Leave the poor guys mom outta this.
 
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Only time I was ever in Vegas, I screwed some chick from one of the Carolinas
 
She was wasted - just look for that
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Jurassic2:

You guys are mean. Leave the poor guys mom outta this.
check the archives, bro
 
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True, drunk chicks are alot easier to score with
 
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just tell girls that you are money and you want to party, there is nothing wrong with that
 
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GO to Drai's after hours - 5 - 6 am.  All the chicks are rolling or coked up.  If you can't get laid there, go back to your room and chop your dick off.
 
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Your chances?  None.
 
A normal guys chances?  Great.
 
 
If the hat sideways thing hasn't been working out for you maybe you could try one of those gold grills like Chad Johnson has. 
 
Keep us posted. 
 
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you look like a tool so im guessing not very good?  haha
 
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Quote Originally Posted by panfryer:

you look like a tool so im guessing not very good?  haha

 

LMAO

 
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If that's you in the picture......go with the paid person.  I think it's your safest bet!
 
 
 
 
 
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You should tell chicks that you are one of the Backstreet Boys.  Can't miss
 
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Quote Originally Posted by PocketJacks:

Your chances?  None.
 
A normal guys chances?  Great.
 
 
If the hat sideways thing hasn't been working out for you maybe you could try one of those gold grills like Chad Johnson has. 
 
Keep us posted. 

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