I pulled off a Dine and Dash tonight - Free Club Sandwich

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Went to a pub with my boys for supper.  Put back 4 beer and a Clubhouse sandwhich.
 
When it came time to pay...I grabbed my keys, cell and headed straight out the front door without stopping.
 
 
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You are an asshole - the waiter/waitress had to pay for your shit 
 
I hope your mom gets pregnant with the deli kid 
 
Karma is a bitch
 
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Quote Originally Posted by tsmith1051:

You are an asshole - the waiter/waitress had to pay for your shit 
 
I hope your mom gets pregnant with the deli kid 
 
Karma is a bitch
 
 
     I think that you are confusing F&S with Nosehair ! 
 
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You are a much bigger loser than anyone ever imagined.
 
Hopefully you'll die soon and make the world a much better place to live.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by JRBull:

 
 
     I think that you are confusing F&S with Nosehair ! 
 
I can never keep 'em straight - Nick Lachey love or the mom getting banged by the deli kid
 
You are still an asshole for stiffing the waiter/waitress
 
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I hope you get hit by a car
 
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Jesus, tough crowd.   It's not that big of a deal...waitress wasnt paying much attention to me.
 
Let me guess, you guys are all angels?
 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by fartnsniff:

Jesus, tough crowd.   It's not that big of a deal...waitress wasnt paying much attention to me.
 
Let me guess, you guys are all angels?
 
 
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Not paying attention doesn't give you the right to fuck her over - pay for your meal and just don't tip.  In that situation she is just out a tip and not a tip AND meal.
 
Not an angel by any means but never have ducked out on a meal you worthless fuck
 
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What the people say is right..you didnt take from the MAN, you took it from the waitress who makes 3 bucks an hour. She will have to pay for your food. I hope it was good.


 
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Quote Originally Posted by fartnsniff:

Jesus, tough crowd.   It's not that big of a deal...waitress wasnt paying much attention to me.
 
Let me guess, you guys are all angels?
 
 
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I honest to god hope you are hurt badly and someone sees it but just walks away
 
Or I hope you go broke and everyone in your life abandons you
 
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And if that's you in the picture - you are the problem with society
 
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What if it has happened to your waitress before through no fault of her own, and this time you got her fired or something?
 
 
 
 
 
 
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You are a disgrace to the human race
 
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Pretty much a real box move dickhead, and if that is you in the pic at the bottom of your post fart, it figures.
 
Fucking weasel.
 
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It's a fucking sandwich and a couple beers boys.   You've got me doing 2 years in jail for fuck sakes.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by fartnsniff:

It's a fucking sandwich and a couple beers boys.   You've got me doing 2 years in jail for fuck sakes.
 
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You deserve at least 5 years
 
You just cost that waitress
 
Seriously - do society a favor and hang yourself you worthless piece of white trash
 
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Quote Originally Posted by fartnsniff:

It's a fucking sandwich and a couple beers boys.   You've got me doing 2 years in jail for fuck sakes.
 
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Doesn't matter if it was side salad you fucking douche - the cost doesn't mean anything in the grand scheme of things.  It is the principality - you dicked her over for no reason and she has to pay for it. 
 
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A sandwich and a few beers is a crime anywhere in this country.

Plus, even if the waitress doesnt have to cover your tab, you put her in a bad position with her employer.

Less people like you in the world is a good thing.

No humor in taking advantage of people in any situation.




 
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I don't think I've ever read anything on Covers that literally made me want to grab a bat and find this fuck to beat the shit out of him until this
 
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Quote Originally Posted by wallstreetcappers:

A sandwich and a few beers is a crime anywhere in this country.

Plus, even if the waitress doesnt have to cover your tab, you put her in a bad position with her employer.

Less people like you in the world is a good thing.

No humor in taking advantage of people in any situation.


 
 
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Your hat is crooked in that picture!!
 
 
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you look like a white trash weasel ,so none of this is too surprising
 
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Covers should ban this fuck - this guy lost all credibility and has no right to be here
 
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Quote Originally Posted by revengeissweet1:

Covers should ban this fuck - this guy lost all credibility and has no right to be here
 
LOL....i'm gonna get banned because I didnt pay for a sandwich?
 
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