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My parents have been divorced now for 12 years...during that time moms has had a few dates, nothing serious.  She, for the most part, likes to sit at home and watch General Hospital and Desparate House Wives to kill time.
 
To my surprise I found out a few months ago that she starting dating a 26 year old -- she's 49 years old!!!   I'm 24 years old so this shit freaks me out.  Dude still acts like he's 18 .. pimping himself out with chains, baggy pants, bball jerseys for fuck sakes.
 
I dont know what the fuck mom see's in this fuck but if I ever run into him in the Clubs i'm gonna want to pound his face in.  Thought thought of moms sucking his cock seriously disturbs me.  I havent spent as much time lately visiting her because of the situation.
 
I'm glad my mom seems happy for the first time in many years - but seeing the two of them together really sucks. We were at a family wedding a few weeks back and they spent the entire time on the dance floor making out.  I have yet to confront mom or him about what the hell is going on.  She told me when I first found out that they met in the Grocery store she works at...she's a cashier and he works in the Deli department.
 
What would you guys do?   Jesus...I havent even told my dad yet.  He'd probably take a shot gun to the guy.
 
 
 
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If he is a decent guy and makes your mom happy.......in the end run, that is what should matter.
 
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I doubt this relationship last's very long. Might be hard to hear this but you're mom is in it for the sex and so is the thugged out 26 year old. It's a fling and the lust they have for eachother will eventually wear thin. She got involved with this douche to feel young again but it won't last. I would hate to be in your situation. Can't imagine what it must feel like.


 
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Oh btw, Nosehair, been a while since you've posted an interesting thread. Whatever happened to that chick at your work that you took out to the bar?



 
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midlife crisis
 
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I am 45 and I see this chick who is 22 from time to time. Okay I have to pay her up the ass to see her but since I guess I am going through a midlife crisis myself, I believe it is worth it. She is into that rap crap and that hip-hop shit and I can only imagine what types of thugs she hangs out with. But when we get to my apartment and in between the sheets, she makes me feel like a god, and at my age, it is worth it.
    
 
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This thread is worthless without pictures
 
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Slim Shady, is that you?  
 
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Quote Originally Posted by santacapper:

This thread is worthless without pictures
 
 
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Nosehair......... it won't last and i couldn't imagine what you are going through.
 
does your mom have a nice a$$
 
if so, i am sure he is going backdoor on that.  now that would really bother me.  if not, sorry to put that thought in your head. 
 
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your mom lied, im 20 not 26. and stop whining son
 
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maybe she likes his tube steak sandwich 
 
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So, bang his mom. Or ask if he has any sisters you can trade.
 
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Not that i'm looking...but mom does have a rack on her.  But they are sagging South for crying out loud. They are like any set of tits on a 49 year old woman.   What the fuck is this dude thinking?   
 
And he wants to hang out with me too -- but I keep avoiding it.  Does he expect  us to hang out and talk about hot bitches?  What am I supposed to say?  "Hey dude, does my mom suck a good cock?"  "Is she clean down there?"  "How does she smell?"     FUCK
 
 
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couldnt she just have found herself an old, retired rich guy? 
 
 
 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by thedegenerate:

if so, i am sure he is going backdoor on that.  now that would really bother me.  if not, sorry to put that thought in your head. 
 
no doubt he is hitting that.. MILF's dig that
 
Nose hair, if you want to be close with your future Dad you should bring up Nick Lachey, Im sure he is a fan too
 
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Nosehair,
 
     I can't imagine what you're going through... so I'm not going to bash you over this, BUT covers is NOT the place to come to for help with this... the advice you're gonna get will be trouble, not to mention other tasteless comments.
 
 
Good Luck
 
 
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What would Nick Lachey do
 
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Fuck it dude.  One day you will be 49 and hopefully will be lucky enough to plow some 26 year old poon tang. 
 
You only live once, and before you get too worked up over this, put yourself in your Mom's shoes.  She's just having fun.  Be happy for her.
 
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Start screwing his mom and sister!
 
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Quote Originally Posted by scdoggy:

Fuck it dude.  One day you will be 49 and hopefully will be lucky enough to plow some 26 year old poon tang. 
 
You only live once, and before you get too worked up over this, put yourself in your Mom's shoes.  She's just having fun.  Be happy for her.


Exactly..let her have some fun and feel young again. I would keep an eye on if the dude is trying to take money or get her to buy him some "bling" or a car etc..


 
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Nosehair, just think if your mom gets knocked up by this guy.
 
I'll throw out this first............
 
Tough situation man, GL with all that shit.
 
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this is ivroytickler's Bizzarro World
 
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I am 30....soon to be 31 so maybe a little too old for her but.... what's her number?
 
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....chain and dump the bastard in the nearest river.....let me know if you need a hand....
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