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I am about to have my neighbor's car towed from my driveway.

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This is the 4th time in the past 10 days they have parked in my driveway when I am not home. Apparently they are getting some type of work done to their house and they have taken it upon themselves to park in my driveway while the work is being done, presumably so the contractor can park his vans in their own driveway.

I have the phone number of a tow service in front of me and debating whether I should call or not.
 
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Posted: #2

Dont do it without talking with them first.

Take over a pie and smooth things over..


 
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Posted: #3

No apple pie for this piece of shit, his busted ass car has gotta go.
 
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I just looked out, their driveway is now empty. Nothing in it at all, not even any of the contractors gear.
 
But guess what, I still have another man's car in my driveway.
 
 
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Posted: #5

GO!
 
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Posted: #6

Key it first and then have it towed! 
 
Since they didn't ask, you don't know whose car that is.
 
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Posted: #7

Since it's on my property, I wonder if I could fuck it up and have no consequences?
 
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Posted: #8

The consequences would be fueding with your neighbour for years to come. You don't want that because they'll be nit picky about every little thing you do with your property. For instance, say you put up a shed that is deemed a little higher than the standard shed. Well technically your douche of a neighbour could make a call to the city and complain to have you remove it. That's the shit I'm talking about.

Love Thy Neighbour

or just don't talk to them at all.


 
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Just called the tow company, they will be here in 30-45 minutes. Drama awaits
 
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Good for you T-King......I hate inconsiderate people or those who take it upon themselves to do whatever they want....
 
This has nothing to do with your situation but I just got back from the Bank and there is NOTHING....I SAY NOTHING......I hate more than when I go out of my way to hold a door open for someone and they just walk right in or walk right out without saying a word
 
I normally follow them and shout out YOUR WELCOME!!!!!
 
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Your neighbor is being very inconsiderate.  Therefore you have the right to be inconsiderate right back.  In order to avoid future conflict with payback followed by payback that could go on for years....
 
Go to a hardware store and buy a "No parking - vehicles will be towed at owners expense" sign.  If that doesn't get the message across ... then you can tow the sob without feeling too guilty because your sign will have warned them that your annoyed by them parking in your driveway.
 
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The truck has not arived yet, but the car is still in my driveway. I should note that he is on HIS driveway talking on his phone and smoking a cig right now.
 
Will update shortly...
 
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Posted: #14

tell the moron to get his car and not to do it again or else it is tow time
 
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Posted: #15

go wipe your dirty ass all over his seats king.
 
Go!
 
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it's about to hit the fan
 
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Just come right out and tell him....sir, i can't leave my Pacer on the side of the road cause in the driveway is more shaded and it keeps the nibs in the roof -mounted nib dispenser from getting sweaty.
 
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drop a steamer on the seat
 
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so what happened?
 
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Posted: #20

Get yourself some spike strips (like the police use in wildest police chases)and lay them out when you are not using the driveway - that way he will soon get the message.  If you can't buy them then just improvise with a length of wood with a load of 6 inch nails through it.
 
Just don't get drunk and forget they are there - you will soon nitice then when they go through your foot
 
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Well….fuck, where do I start.

 

Shit just got real thick in my driveway. The tow company showed up, they were really cool. Asked me basically what I wanted done with the car, I explained that it wasn’t mine and that I just wanted it gone.

 

The man I was speaking with said that was fine and he would take it and the owner of the car would need to contact them to get the car back, he then handed me his business card and asked me to call him or pass that along to the owner if they showed. I’m thinking, sweet, can’t wait to give this shit to that dick.

 

Speaking of showed up, and it was like clockwork!

 

 Like Mike Vick out of the pocket, this bitch next door fly’s out of his door. The mother fucker came so quick the he almost fell down the stairs, and the best part is he still has is phone is his hand!

 

Ran over, said a few choice words at the tow operator (who kept is cool quite well actually) and then dialed 911.

 

Tow operator carried on with his bizz, got the car jacked up as this bitch was on the phone.

 

I just kinds stood back with a smirk on my face, arms crossed, trying to keep my “don’t fuck with me” look in full effect. He came at me with questions about why I called this guy and didn’t just call him.

 

Fuck, I was ICE COLD.

 

Just told him that I didn’t know it was his car, and that I didn’t have time to track him down to ask. I explained that he didn’t ask to park here, so I didn’t ask to get his shit towed.

 

Seems simple to me, but this guy is clearly missing his GED.

 

Cops show, take statements, car gets towed and that is that.

 

I just went in the house while the cop and I’ll call him Mr. Jerk-off from now on were still talking about shit. I couldn’t hear what was being said but Mr. Jerk-off seemed to be fuckin’ insane at the cop. To tell you guys the truth, I’m shocked he didn’t get cuffed for the way he was acting…and that’s a lot coming from me.

 
 

I just observed from a distance, kinda found it funny, but started to get pissed because they were on my property. I went out and gave Mr. Jerk-off the business card, and asked them to get off my shit. 

 

They stepped off my yard, onto his and carried on. I went back in, but couldn’t see them from my location.

 

Hilarious, can’t wait to see what this fucker does tonight….if anything. He seems kinda nuts, but meah.

 
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Quote Originally Posted by sofakingraw:

Just called the tow company, they will be here in 30-45 minutes. Drama awaits
 
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Quote Originally Posted by wallstreet:

Dont do it without talking with them first.

Take over a pie and smooth things over..


 
  you can't be serious can you?
 
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Posted: #24

awesome, absolutely awesome. 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by a.einstein:

 
  you can't be serious can you?



100% serious. If pie cannot make everything hunky dorie then nothing can.

King, you better have a security camera outside your house, you just kicked a reckless and obviously pathetic wasps nest and I wouldnt want to be in your shoes..

Does your trailer have security doors installed?


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