What's the Best Advice You've Ever Received?

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Don't leave your crayons in the sun.

If you always tell the truth, you don't have to remember what you said.
 
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Best advice I received is Don't be an idiot.  

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFwUcEwD4l4


 
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If you're given a secret, keep it.
 
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The one person you should not ever lie to... your doctor.
 
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1. Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.

2. You meet the same people on the way up as you do on the way down.

3. Anything your grandmother told you.

 
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Buy all the Orange Properties in Monopoly.
 
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Can't touch this......

 
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...........that's how we're livin' and ya know......an_boggienight

 
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My father used to say, 'out of sight', 'out of mind'.

 

.... and that epic line from Shawshank; "get busy livin', or get busy dyin'.

 
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Avoid  women who have a  large a larynx.
 
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Join right in with the sons of b@&ches do what they do cause if you don’t they will pick on ya cause you’re different- Uncle Albert 

 
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Quote Originally Posted by HockeyTeeth:

1. Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.



If everyone followed "The Golden Rule", that would solve about 99.99999% of the problems in the world.....
 
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If if flies, floats or fks rent it...
If it has t*ts or tires you're going to have problems with it.


 
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Keep off the grass...
 
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Don't eat with the hand you wipe with 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Killer_B:

If if flies, floats or fks rent it...
If it has t*ts or tires you're going to have problems with it.




Truer words never spoken.
 
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If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

Don't touch that; it's hot.
 
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Keep your mouth shut, it'll take people twice as long to find out how stupid you are

 
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https://youtu.be/5tCND_lC2xA
 
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You can have reasons or results, but usually not both.

You have two ears and one mouth....use them in accordance with that ratio.  

 

 
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I remember one time my Dad told me "GET THE HELL OUTTA MY WAY"

 

 

.......................sage advice, indeed

 
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Know the rules well so you can break them effectively.

 
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get a job pay your dues and you will be fine
 
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Its only gambling if you don't know what the hell your doing.
 
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Everything in moderation, including moderation.
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