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A LOSS HERE TONIGHT WILL PROBABLY SEND THE C0CKGOBBLER TO THE STRIP LOOKING FOR SOME HERRON TO SHOOT UP WITH
 
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Quote Originally Posted by TheGoldenGoose:



Fact of the Day:

Las Vegas has the highest suicide rate in America. At 34.5 per 100,000 people annually, Sin City scores over three times above the national rate of 10.7 per 100,000 people annually.





SAY IT AINT SO, IS GOOOOOOSE JUMPING OFF THE CG TRAIN? 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by TheGoldenGoose:



Fact of the Day:

Las Vegas has the highest suicide rate in America. At 34.5 per 100,000 people annually, Sin City scores over three times above the national rate of 10.7 per 100,000 people annually.




There's a joke about the broke guy ready to jump on x-mas eve and Santa Claus knocks on the door and and asks wtf are you doing on the ledge? Guy explains he's lost his entire savings and most by .5 points..Went on an 0-8 run..and then weeks and Days of WL WL WL WL WL. Sportsbook tellers writing thier own tickets fading his Bomb picks and gift wrapped presents for thier children waiting under the tree.

Santa says well that sucks but suck my d ic k and I'll give you your bankroll back..Guy hesitates a moment and thinks well it might be like a big candy cane..Santa's not a J e w either..he does it and Santa asks him a question..Son,how old are you? Guy replies I'm 28...Santa says you're freaking 28 years old and still belive in Santa Claus??

 
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Quote Originally Posted by jamesxnj:

There's a joke about the broke guy ready to jump on x-mas eve and Santa Claus knocks on the door and and asks wtf are you doing on the ledge? Guy explains he's lost his entire savings and most by .5 points..Went on an 0-8 run..and then weeks and Days of WL WL WL WL WL. Sportsbook tellers writing thier own tickets fading his Bomb picks and gift wrapped presents for thier children waiting under the tree.

Santa says well that sucks but suck my d ic k and I'll give you your bankroll back..Guy hesitates a moment and thinks well it might be like a big candy cane..Santa's not a J e w either..he does it and Santa asks him a question..Son,how old are you? Guy replies I'm 28...Santa says you're freaking 28 years old and still belive in Santa Claus??

Wish I could get that 30 seconds of my life back. 
 
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I think we missed the sign all along. He calls himself a gambler. If you do it right it isn't gambling.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by JewJersey:

A LOSS HERE TONIGHT WILL PROBABLY SEND THE C0CKGOBBLER TO THE STRIP LOOKING FOR SOME HERRON TO SHOOT UP WITH

Hey, HawkGobbler,

Nice to see you! How do you spell heroin wrong when you are such a drug abuser?

Tough to type with a needle in your arm?
 
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MEEKS GOT HIS 4TH FOUL WITH 17 MINUTES TO GO
 
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This is looking like one of those close games CG talks about.
 
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NAAH THE C0CKGOBBLER IS FINALLY GETTING A WIN TONIGHT. THIS ONE IS OVER NOW

SO ANOTHER FALSE SENSE OF 'EVERYTHING IS OK' FOR CG

MORE BLOW TONIGHT

THE SAGA CONTINUES
 
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down to the while fans
 
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"cg who you going to fight with tonight when PAIGE goes 2 for 15 from the floor?"

TBag-Nice call. He only had 22 points...................

Why don't you give us a call if you EVER GET SOMETHING RIGHT, you friggin' twink.
 
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Huge win CG -- needed it. Keep it going.
 
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JUST DELAYING THE INEVITABLE 
 
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Looks like the morning press conference paid off. 
 
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Nice call with North Carolina CG.  Good pick.

Ceeeee to the mutha phuckin gee.  

Coming through.

The empire strikes back!

 
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Another conference call tomorrow!!!!
 
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STILL NO APOLOGY FROM THIS BIGOT THOUGH?

FUKK U NICK YOU RACIST PIG

SO MANY ARE ROOTING FOR YOU TO LOSE, INCLUDING ME

CRASH N BURN BASTAR D
 
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Every streak starts with one.

 
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Quote Originally Posted by 3DTV:

I think we missed the sign all along. He calls himself a gambler.
If you do it right it isn't gambling.

Some posts you see in here...just don't know whether to laugh or cry.

Guess I will just laugh at this one because I have done so much crying lately.

 
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thank u fellas.  much needed cover by UNC today.

finally a star plays like one for me, Marcus Paige. 

need to win a bunch more.. tomorrow is critical to have back to back comeback days

 
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Quote Originally Posted by collegegambler:

thank u fellas.  much needed cover by UNC today.

finally a star plays like one for me, Marcus Paige. 

need to win a bunch more.. tomorrow is critical to have back to back comeback days

 

Oh, you need to win a bunch more alright.

Nice win today.

Tomorrow is a new day. I'll be interested to see what you have on on the slate given you said you're really going to dive into capping these next few.

 
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Scalabrine why are you such a tool 
 
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Anyone else think CG will lose the rest of the 13k? There's no way he'll ever get back up to his original bankroll. I hope you lose CG, you racist piece of garbage.
 
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Oh and congrats on popping ecstasy and getting into a fight with 5 guys. That's so awesome… Idiot. Bigot, contrived delusional idiot. 
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