Yep, you read that right. Gonna be the title of my autobiography.
83-85 ytd MINUS the JUICE (are you kids happy now?)
Need to get my swagger back. Need more shit talking assholes. Its good for my mojo. I havent been below .500 in years, but thats where I find myself sitting after 5 weeks. Bad capping mixed with distractions is a bad combo. This will probably be the last year of monster cards. Got my first kid on the way, due the end of January. Until then, I'm gonna aim and spray Dr. Lector style.
Where did 10 years go? Jesus.
Haters (insert the "eat-a-dick" emoticon)
Clemson -9.5 .....revenge mixed with a Clemson uptick in defensive ability
Utah +14 ....maybe I'm a sucker, but USC has thin talent and a moron for a coach. A road game at night and altitude doesnt seem like a dream come true for them....
K ST -24 ......Bloodbath. Weis may order a pizza at the end of the 1st quarter and go sit in the press box
Indiana +16 ....Sparty has Iowa and Michigan on deck. Covering 16 on the road is a pretty tall order for a team that isnt averaging 20 ppg.....
NW +3 ....NW has already played 2 team very similar to PSU, BC and Vandy and held them both to 13 points ....Penn St has not played anyone like NW and I think the NW short passing game will be very effective.....
Purdue +3 & O57 ....When Denard can beat a decent team, on the road, I will lose a bet.....Until then, Boilermakers 37 Mich 30
Maryland -4 .....WF is in for a beating imo. Maryland off a bye week and they just held WVA to 31 on the road. WF was just held to 27 vs Duke.....I see a 17 point ceiling for them
Vandy +7.5 ....Spot play. Mizzou off a road win as a dog, now favored with BAMA on deck.....
Miami +13 ....Against team not named Navy, the Irish are averaging 17 ppg....This will be the best/fastest offense ND has faced, and the fastest defense (not best however, that would be MSU). The U has got 2 things they havent had in years.....confidence and swagger.
Neb +4.5 & U57.5 ....Braxton Miller probably not 100%. OSU running game pretty shitty wothout his option yards. Martinez still isnt that good, but hes improved enough to be able to manage the game a bit better...
UCLA -2.5 ....Just a gut play. Bruins are on the rise and Zach Maynard is a clusterfuck waiting to happen. Bruins with a good tune up vs colorado and a short trip to Berkley
LSU -2.5 ....I'll take the better coach (never thought I'd say that). "Struggles" with Auburn and Towson have added about 4 points of value. I think the bye week actually will hurt Florida who was rolling
AF -9.5 & U55 ....Navy has averaged 5 ppg vs Penn St,ND and SJST. AF is averaging about 38 ppg....
Oregon -24 .....What else can I say. Huskies defense has zero chance of stopping this squad. Zero.
Iowa St +11.5 ....Missed a much better number. May be late to the party, but the Cyclones are pretty scrappy.
ULM -3 & O66.5 ....Mid Tenn St off their biggest win maybe ever....Hard to come back strong. ULM has been kicking ass.
Also leaning Oklahoma, Texas, NC St, Pitt, UConn, UNLV
A Purdue/NW/Neb/Miami/Utah ML parlay is in my future as well.
Haters: Wanna talk shit? Please do. However, please bring something to the table. My record is posted, unlike yours more than likely. I included juice lost. I havent been banging winners like usual. I know, I know. I'm gonna win bug this week. Too cocky? Go fuck yourself.