Deflowering a virgin

First << 1 of 9 >> Last
Views: 13569
Posts: 224
 
Banned
Participation Meter
Joined: May, 2010
Posts: 5575
#1 Report User
Posted:

I have this friend... she is much younger, but legal 18+

She has decided she wants me to change her virginity status.  This should be fun for the both of us... I'm thinking I may want to buy her something to remember the fun day.  What would be appropriate.  Any ideas?

For you haters that want to lecture me because you think this is wrong, save your time.  Most of you are just jealous anyways lol

 
Veteran
Participation Meter
Joined: Oct, 2010
Posts: 2955
#2 Report User
Posted:

pictures please
 
Banned
Participation Meter
Joined: May, 2010
Posts: 5575
#3 Report User
Posted:

I thinks it's best I not show her pic... for the girl's sake, and her parents lol
 
Captain
Participation Meter
Joined: Sep, 2007
Posts: 6925
#4 Report User
Posted:

You want to buy her a present for being her first?  What?
 
Banned
Participation Meter
Joined: Apr, 2008
Posts: 12821
#5 Report User
Posted:

jar of anal lube
 
Veteran
Participation Meter
Joined: May, 2011
Posts: 3093
#6 Report User
Posted:

Quote Originally Posted by captjohn67:

jar of anal lube


I knew this thread would draw a witty comment or two. 
 
Veteran
Participation Meter
Joined: Oct, 2010
Posts: 2955
#7 Report User
Posted:

box of cherries
 
Veteran
Participation Meter
Joined: May, 2011
Posts: 3093
#8 Report User
Posted:

An Interracial porn dvd named "Daddy's worst nightmare, Black Cock version" just to get her in the mood. 
 
Banned
Participation Meter
Joined: May, 2010
Posts: 5575
#9 Report User
Posted:

Quote Originally Posted by standuley:

box of cherries

Not a bad idea really... maybe chocolate covered cherries.  Not exactly something that would last though, which is what I was thinking

 
Veteran
Participation Meter
Joined: Oct, 2010
Posts: 2955
#10 Report User
Posted:

 get matching tattoos
 
Captain
Participation Meter
Joined: Sep, 2007
Posts: 8052
#11 Report User
Posted:

 
Banned
Participation Meter
Joined: Apr, 2008
Posts: 12821
#12 Report User
Posted:

http://www.etsy.com/listing/30114102/vagina-pendant-necklace-mature
 
Legend
Participation Meter
Joined: Jan, 2004
Posts: 38704
#13 Report User
Posted:

She has decided she wants me to change her virginity status
_____________

Sounds romantic.  Just tell her to vigorously masterbate.  Same outcome.  
 
Hall of Fame
Participation Meter
Joined: Jan, 2003
Posts: 28843
#14 Report User
Posted:


Don't over think this, it's not marriage.

Just give her a nice enjoyable fuck so she'll look forward to the next time.



 
Captain
Participation Meter
Joined: Oct, 2006
Posts: 6349
#15 Report User
Posted:



give her a child




 
Banned
Participation Meter
Joined: Feb, 2007
Posts: 6495
#16 Report User
Posted:

Quote Originally Posted by TheGoldenGoose:


Don't over think this, it's not marriage.

Just give her a nice enjoyable fuck so she'll look forward to the next time.



 This

Dont ruin it for the rest that will follow

 
All-Star
Participation Meter
Joined: Jan, 2011
Posts: 11613
#17 Report User
Posted:

get her the Deflower me Elmo doll
 
Veteran
Participation Meter
Joined: May, 2011
Posts: 3093
#18 Report User
Posted:

Quote Originally Posted by TheGoldenGoose:


Don't over think this, it's not marriage.

Just give her a nice enjoyable fuck so she'll look forward to the next time.




So eloquently put 


 
Captain
Participation Meter
Joined: Oct, 2006
Posts: 6349
#19 Report User
Posted:



make it really special and give her the combo...

for the price of one you get your front and back deflowered.



 
MVP
Participation Meter
Joined: Jul, 2006
Posts: 18980
#20 Report User
Posted:

Ask her if she ever thought of herself as a 3-input woman
 
Banned
Participation Meter
Joined: Aug, 2011
Posts: 1406
#21 Report User
Posted:

Ask her if you could bring in pr0blems mom in for a 3some, it would be less awkward
 
Hall of Fame
Participation Meter
Joined: Jan, 2003
Posts: 28843
#22 Report User
Posted:

Quote Originally Posted by ShootDaClubUp:

 This

Dont ruin it for the rest that will follow




Absolutely.  


He has a rare opportunity to change the world for the better.


Making the world's women enjoy sucking cock, one virgin at a time.

 
MVP
Participation Meter
Joined: Jul, 2006
Posts: 18980
#23 Report User
Posted:

Give her a banana

Tell her to practice

 
Banned
Participation Meter
Joined: May, 2010
Posts: 5575
#24 Report User
Posted:

Great advice all!!  lol

Oh trust me, she will definitely be on her knees for some time before she gets to play hide the salami.  She already told me she wants to give head, so I will milk that for some time and give her plenty of instruction.

In the end, I plan to have her legs behind her head and make her squirt.  That is the best way I know to make sure she comes back for more


 
Banned
Participation Meter
Joined: Feb, 2006
Posts: 8408
#25 Report User
Posted:

antibiotics and an adultfriendfinder.com subscription..once she starts fucking she will want to discover dudes bigger and better than you. 
First << 1 of 9 >> Last
Desktop View: Switch to Mobile View