If LSU loses tonight.... *another awful bet with the gf thread*

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She already took my butt virginity.  Tonight, if LSU loses, I am going to bukakaka into a wooden spoon and I will be on my knees, head tilted back, eyes wide open, mouth wide open and she is going to gist it back into my mouth..

I am also putting all of my ncaaf bowl winning into them Tigers so hopefully, they can bail me out of an embarrassment moment for tonight. 

I wonder which guy will roll up and say something like "don't knock it till you try it" 

well how does your own man juice taste like huh?  

I heard drinking pineapple juice will make you sweeter so I am going to load up on pineapple juice now plus taint that juice with some vodka just in case I loses tonight and will have to man up.  I think eating my own gist would not be so bad if it taste like alcohol.  Maybe it'll be chewy like a jello shot.

Root for me to win guys.   I do not want to eat semen.  I am a virgin when it comes to eating semen as well.  

Roll Tidgers...
 
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Dude just stfu lol.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Laroja:

Dude just stfu lol.


juice again?

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seriously wtf?!!! i hope your kidding but with all the weirdos on here i bet you are foreals
 
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You bet with money, if you lose, it is ok, you can make more money.

However, if you bet with your own integrity, it is a different story. 

I am going to think of a clever way for the superbowl. 

how about 2 girl and a cup?  
 
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fuckin degos.lol
 
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bout to vomit!  get the fuck out!
 
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something tells me your girlfriend is actually your boyfriend
 
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I am not afraid of eating my own gist tonight.  If it was another man's gist then it is a different story and no way I am going to bet on that.

your gf or wife eats your own gist often so what is wrong with that?   If it is your own gist and you want to eat it then I guess it is ok and besides, it has protein.  

Although I prefer not to eat it but if this is the only way to get my girl to involve in Football's finest games then I am sure as hell will be all for it. 




 
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Quote Originally Posted by misfits:

something tells me your girlfriend is actually your boyfriend


It wouldn't be a fun bet if it is.   It is like saying...win or lose, I'll eat your diick and you can eat my diick. 

I'm just glad she does not have a diick or else I would be up for some diick eating time as well. 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by nfl_brosuf:

She already took my butt virginity.  Tonight, if LSU loses, I am going to bukakaka into a wooden spoon and I will be on my knees, head tilted back, eyes wide open, mouth wide open and she is going to gist it back into my mouth..

I am also putting all of my ncaaf bowl winning into them Tigers so hopefully, they can bail me out of an embarrassment moment for tonight. 

I wonder which guy will roll up and say something like "don't knock it till you try it" 

well how does your own man juice taste like huh?  

I heard drinking pineapple juice will make you sweeter so I am going to load up on pineapple juice now plus taint that juice with some vodka just in case I loses tonight and will have to man up.  I think eating my own gist would not be so bad if it taste like alcohol.  Maybe it'll be chewy like a jello shot.

Root for me to win guys.   I do not want to eat semen.  I am a virgin when it comes to eating semen as well.  

Roll Tidgers...

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If LSU dont cover the 3 I will never post again on this site. ( in the politics forum) 
 
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Thanks for the laughs guys..

remember to think about me when you are watching the game....

i am a horrible capper and I lose on most occasion.  I just caught me a new gf and this one is freaky deeky. 


 
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tell her she has to suck you off first and then you have to snoball your juice with her!!! lol!!

You sick fuck!!!

Go Tigers!!

 
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Quote Originally Posted by LONG-TU:

If LSU dont cover the 3 I will never post again on this site. ( in the politics forum) 


I'm like dayam...

no kidding boss?

I will think of you when I down my 1 tablespoon full of man juice.   I'll do it for the both of us. 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by blowoutgm:

tell her she has to suck you off first and then you have to snoball your juice with her!!! lol!!

You sick fuck!!!

Go Tigers!!



well she wanted me to do her anal and gist it in her butt then she would sit on my face and have it fall back out into my mouth. 

I said no deal. 


 
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Quote Originally Posted by Hoesuff:



hey hoesuff, my gf looks like the chick in your avatar..

She has tats all along her back so when you do her doggie style, it gives you something to read like reading the newspaper. 
 
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LMAO i saw your last thread where you lost your butt virginity.. i didnt like that play (actually was BIG against it)... and i dont like this one and i already placed a big bet on alabama...

maybe you should put your money on alabama so if LSU wins you lose money but dont have to drink juice... and if bama wins u will drink juice but will have some money to make up for it.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by nfl_brosuf:



well she wanted me to do her anal and gist it in her butt then she would sit on my face and have it fall back out into my mouth. 

I said no deal. 


 

I am glad you draw the line between freaky sex and just plain gross. Every man should at least date a GF like this once in their lifetime. It's every single-man "pilgrimage" so to speak. But you didn't tell us what would happened if you win. And we want proofs!!!. I'll be rooting for LSU for you.. GL

 
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Quote Originally Posted by statfreak:

LMAO i saw your last thread where you lost your butt virginity.. i didnt like that play (actually was BIG against it)... and i dont like this one and i already placed a big bet on alabama...

maybe you should put your money on alabama so if LSU wins you lose money but dont have to drink juice... and if bama wins u will drink juice but will have some money to make up for it.


I like your style of thinking.  Evil but I like the delight out of it.

It is almost like I am a bookie to my own gf.  I'll do the deed for money.  At least I'll be smiling while doing it because I won money. 

I will try that for the superbowl.   Thanks for the advice....
 
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Wow.  Takes a secure man to post that shit on the internet. Makes my $200 bet on LSU seem insignificant.  BOL.

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