List of Bands You've Never Seen and Hope To Never See.

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Here's to hoping I never see and haven't seen these bands, with many more to follow.

Top of the head:

Jonas Brothers
KISS 

That's it for now.

 
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Any rap group
 
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Gwar
 
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Quote Originally Posted by The Hawk:

Gwar

How can you say that? Who wouldn't want to see a giant penis onstage, spewing blue gunk all over the audience? I can't stand their music, though.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by RichardA:

Any rap group

You, truly don't like any rap at all? None whatsoever? Zilch, zippo, nada?
 
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Here are a few solo artists which will NEVER infect my ears.

Enrique Iglesias... holy father coattail rider, Batman.
Celine Dion... great voice but her public persona grates on me like                            teeth on craggy granite.
Cher... hot in her day, now I can't imagine what she really sounds like
Miley Cyrus... no fucking way
Melissa Etheridge... never liked her style... or songs.

 
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I've seen Gwar about 20x in about 5 different states. The live show is all about the killing and raping etc.. The quality of the music onstage suffers mostly because,,,its just too fucking loud. The CD's are pretty heavy and actually good Heavy Metal music In my opinion. But I do realize they aren't everybodies cup of tea.   I remember one time after they killed Paris Hilton on stage the singer "Oderus Urungus" informed us in the crowd that if anyone wanted to fuck her, her rotting carcass would be in the dumpster out back after the show

 
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Quote Originally Posted by dillon24:

I've seen Gwar about 20x in about 5 different states. The live show is all about the killing and raping etc.. The quality of the music onstage suffers mostly because,,,its just too fucking loud. The CD's are pretty heavy and actually good Heavy Metal music In my opinion. But I do realize they aren't everybodies cup of tea.   I remember one time after they killed Paris Hilton on stage the singer "Oderus Urungus" informed us in the crowd that if anyone wanted to fuck her, her rotting carcass would be in the dumpster out back after the show

Funny and twisted.
 
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Tesla in 1992 was the worst concert I ever witnessed....Kool Moe Dee in '89 falling off the stage while dancing was one of my favorite moments
 
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Kayne West-  for what he said to Taylor Swift.

Taylor Swift- because she just stood there and took it.

Milli Vanilli- what a couple of fakes Rob & Fab are 

Any of those boy bands like Menudo, Backstreet Boys, Boys ll Men or New Kids on the Block

 
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Quote Originally Posted by Jimmag:

Kayne West-  for what he said to Taylor Swift.

Taylor Swift- because she just stood there and took it.

Milli Vanilli- what a couple of fakes Rob & Fab are 

Any of those boy bands like Menudo, Backstreet Boys, Boys ll Men or New Kids on the Block

Although Kanye comes off as a jerk in public, his music is fucking awesome.
Boy bands have had a major part in the watering down of the musical gene pool.
Taylor Swift is harmless fluff, but still harmful to my ears. 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Run-and-Shoot:

Tesla in 1992 was the worst concert I ever witnessed....Kool Moe Dee in '89 falling off the stage while dancing was one of my favorite moments

I'm extremely happy I never witnessed Kool Moe Dee in concert. 
 
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I will never go to a Pat Metheny or Jeff Beck-type, or any other guitar 'virtuoso' concert again. I saw Joe Satriani on his Flying In a Blue Dream tour and at the time I thought it was phenomenal. Now, no way in hell am I going to listen to someone musically jerk-off and release their aural spunk all over me. Steve Vai is probably the worst of 'em all. 
All great instrumentalists, but they're too much, just too much.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Sugarhouse:


You, truly don't like any rap at all? None whatsoever? Zilch, zippo, nada?

that's correct.

does that make me a bad person?

 
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Helix  they suck they opened for Krokus man Helix was shit.
 
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anyone who uses that robotic autotune horseshit.  Fucking aural rape.
 
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Kiss is a joke, but their concerts are pretty badass.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by SurfApe:

anyone who uses that robotic autotune horseshit.  Fucking aural rape.

I cordially disagree. When used in a more subtle manner, the autotuner is a great tool for bringing out something the artist normally wouldn't. Check it out: at 2:53 the autotune effect is great.
Bon Iver  --"The Wolves, Pt 1"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMYIohRKQX8

 Inversely, used as an over the top device, it can truly make us laugh out loud.
 Here, for instance: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_rE0RzrFY8

Like it or hate it, the autotuner has been and will be here for quite some time, I'm sure. When used as a creative tool instead of a harmonic crutch, I think it's pretty cool.

 
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Quote Originally Posted by gers:

Helix  they suck they opened for Krokus man Helix was shit.

Man, I'm glad I've never seen either of those bands.
 
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I'm hoping I never have to chaperone my kids to a My Chemical Romance or any of those newer, hipster, emo-like bands that's polluting my airspace these days. Or Dragonforce... I heard enough Dream Theater back in the day to know when to say when to modern day prog-metal fusion. I am so happy I never witnessed Dream Theater.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by RichardA:

that's correct.

does that make me a bad person?


Nope, not at all. What don't you like about rap music? Don't say everything because that would include drums, bass, guitar, vocals, etc,... blah blah blah. What specifically steers you away from the hip-hop?
 
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Sugar, my critique was directed squarely at the radio rap charlatans who have absolutely ruined one of my favorite musical genres.  All i'm waiting for now is a posthumous biggie/pac autotuned reconciliation.  I wasn't thinking about pink floydish shit- your song wasn't really my cup o tea, but it didn't suck beavis.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by SurfApe:

Sugar, my critique was directed squarely at the radio rap charlatans who have absolutely ruined one of my favorite musical genres.  All i'm waiting for now is a posthumous biggie/pac autotuned reconciliation.  I wasn't thinking about pink floydish shit- your song wasn't really my cup o tea, but it didn't suck beavis.

I hear ya.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Sugarhouse:


Nope, not at all. What don't you like about rap music? Don't say everything because that would include drums, bass, guitar, vocals, etc,... blah blah blah. What specifically steers you away from the hip-hop?

Don't even respond to "richardA" unless it is to berate him for his unfortuntate socio/political views.  The guy is a straght case without a nut, or sumptin like that.  "Lunatic" would disparage an incredibly important satellite, and shitbat, squirellshit in spring crazy is a bit played out.

 
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Quote Originally Posted by Sugarhouse:


Man, I'm glad I've never seen either of those bands.
Well would rather see Helix than to listen to rap.
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