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SteelCash
SteelCash
Yeah that's crazy.  Small world.  That was back when Joel Zumaya was throwing 102.  Before the 2nd, 3rd and 4th injuries.  

Dodgers killing it this year.  Peace my man.  
chvatalas
chvatalas
SteelCash
SteelCash
Quote Originally Posted by Ktrain:

A couple years ago when ManRam was playing left field for the Dodgers he threw a warm up ball into our section of the bleachers. After bouncing off of four different sets of hands, it lands at my feet. First time in 20 years or so of going to baseball games that I finally caught a ball(well sort caught). First thing I did was give it to the kid nearest to me that was all decked out in Dodgers gear(I'm a Tigers fan and had on Tigers gear). I asked his parents if it was cool that I took a couple of pics of myself and the kid with the ball. They were cool with it and everyone walked away happy about the situation.

Now had that ball come from a Miguel Cabrera home run or off a Tige bat in general, I can't say I would have been so generous. Most likely without any historical significance though, I'm giving the ball to the nearest youngster.

Holy shit I was at that game and sitting next to you!!  It was Saturday May 22, 2010.  Dodgers won 6-4.  You were with a friend who was a Dodgers fan, a Mexican dude.  You were white, we had a brief conversation, I was with my ex girlfriends dad. 
Killer_B
Killer_B
This is a really sad thread.  I haven't yet experienced the effects of aging and I'm in my early 30's.  Most of my piers are gaining weight, looking older and losing hair.  I still look 25 for whatever reason.  

With that said, I'd go with the implants.  Fuck it.  Why not?  Or save some money and bash them shits out with a hammer.  It's not like it's going to make a difference in your life either way.  
woopdurritis
woopdurritis
Time to shut your f*gg*t mouth.  
chvatalas
chvatalas
I've talked to a few bookies about this type of situation.  Almost all of them say the same thing, guys will run their accounts to within $1 of the settle figure and ditch them.  It might not be just you, he's probably got 15 guys that owe him $500 and disappeared.

If it were the other way around and he owed you $500 but your settle figure was $1000, even if you told him you quit gambling and wanted to cash out for good, I doubt any bookie would pay.

Fuck em.
jrg1234
jrg1234
"I'm that n*gg*r!"

He should get an award for having a sense of humor.
SportsFan9698
SportsFan9698
Quote Originally Posted by wallstreetcappers:

One of you wont keep working there longer term, it rarely works out that way.

Maybe the District Manager can transfer you to a different KFC if you behave.


mr_bollox
mr_bollox
Yep, fake video.  There's 1 edit, the male drivers head wipes the screen as the blue truck comes into view.  The crash sound hid the cut.

That blonde girl was hot.  Glad she didn't die.
wjeremy97
wjeremy97
Well the problem with what he's talking about is that he claims most of his money comes from "steam plays," although I've heard about a half dozen definitions of what a steam play actually is, in this particular example, he's talking about taking the best number on a moneyline on the plus side and waiting for the favorite side to come up and bet both sides, creating a small profit.  


While it's a very easy way to be guaranteed profit, you need to put up a lot to make a little in order to make this worthwhile.  


Now in a fair world, you could have your bankroll of lets say 100,000 or even 1,000,000 dollars and run around to your different accounts taking the best lines on both sides and make tens of thousands off of half a mil each day.  Sounds like free money, right?  


First off, there are only a handful of games to take advantage of per day that would qualify, so there's already a supply vs demand factor working against you. 


Another deal breaker is most books don't allow these types of players and if they catch you doing it your wagers will be significantly reduced at the bare minimum.  


So you would need to hire people to act as beards and have multiple people placing bets for you to disguise your activity.  


And this isn't even factoring in that there are only a handful of legit sportsbooks that'll pay out a substantial amount of money.  The others, like Shitbook.com operating out of New Guinea, will of course claim to, but when it comes time to make a withdraw of let's say 10k or more, you'll most likely run into all sorts of problems.  You'll basically have to beg for your money.   


So you would have to slowly bleed it out of the smaller books, but once they noticed what was going on, they can make up any excuse they want to freeze your account, and at the very least, they would pay you and tell you to get lost.  


In order to achieve this, you would basically have to set up a very highly organized operation that involved an army of flunkies who at any given time could either A) rip you off or B) sell you out.  


I think a much better investment would be taking that half a mil and investing in a medium return security.  You could just let it sit there, know that it's insured and not have all the stress of running a gambling enterprise.



Or you could take that half a mil and go to Vegas and try that "bet on red until it hits while doubling" scheme I've heard so many idiots talk about.


Fishscale
Fishscale
This dude has balls of steel.  

They don't do this type of shit in America that's for sure.

What it he slipped and split his nuts on the rope, then twirled around and plummeted 6,000 feet?  What a horrible way to die.

At various points during this senseless act of sheer stupidity it almost happened.


Messier-11
Messier-11
Quote Originally Posted by Messier-11:

http://www.schooltube.com/video/9af9c1d6a383171d6e2b/Sportsmanship-Basketball-Commercial-Foundation-for-a-Better-Life-Valuescom


If I was on this team I'd put a gag in this shitheads mouth so fast. That was a bang bang play where it was tough to see who it went off of. Refs make shitty calls all the time. You gotta play the whistle. State title game in front of everyone and after the huddle you tell the ref it was off you I don't know what's dumber, that moron kid deciding to give the other team the ball clearly down with the title on the line or the teams coach who says don't foul them boys. If honest abe is giving them the ball back and everyone is pissed how do you not foul or go for the steal Who the fuck thinks of this crap?

6 months after this commercial was filmed, Alex was indicted in a gambling operation for fixing games.     
rated91
rated91
Quote Originally Posted by Knoxpoker:

Let me tell you this .. I just scanned thru all these posts .. I have one thing to say . If you are single and good looking and you ARE NOT ON MATCH.COM.. YOU ARE MISSING OUT ...I fucked a girl last night . Her pics were great ,but as soon as I spoke to her she sounded nuts ..So what I do in that situation is when they text me I ask them if I can come over ,, I fiqure that would get rid of them quick , and it has in the past .. But this one didnt give up .. She was like " sure , just bring beer and a movie " ..I said fuck it I will be there in an hour. ..We are talking , and BSing for about an hour in a half. .. next thing I know she lays across the couch and I start rubbing her back.. She turns to kiss and  we start making out .. long story short .. i am on top of her with my fingers in her vagina and she says .."just fuck me " I stood up so fast and my clothes were off in a flash ... I have a 4 girl rotation right now ..thats all I can handle .. I have 2 close by .. and 2 that live about an hour away .. MATCH.COM is where its at ...I am also  from NYC and moved to TN so the women love my accent .. Its the first thing they say ... I was out on a date on WED and looked over at the other table and it was a girl I was emailing to set up a date ... We looked at each other and just smiled . 3 hotties in my complex are on there ...And a hottie that drops her kid off at the same school as my son ....Boys get some good pictures on there and you wont know what to do with all the box ... Its like digging thru the garbage .. but sometimes you find something good ...

How big was her penis? 
LanceLogan
LanceLogan
I sincerely apologize. 
Fishscale
Fishscale
Nice!!
Kelly_Slater
Kelly_Slater
Quote Originally Posted by MoneySRH:

Like I said...

MoneySRH

Kelly_Slater
Kelly_Slater
Hey look everybody, I found a picture of MoneySRH.

Kelly_Slater
Kelly_Slater
MoneySRH has a chemical imbalance from getting stoned and listening to too much Snoop Dog.  

MoneySRH has a really cool avatar, a girl blowing smoke.

MoneySRH life revolves around getting high because he can't cope with life on lifes terms.  

MoneySRH is sitting at his computer with a bag of cheetos cheese fingers as he types messages about how cool weed is on a gambling website.  
Stiln
Stiln
The Pinky Special seems a bit pricey compared to the other items.  30 dollars must have been like 3 grand back then.
Fishscale
Fishscale
For starters it's too busy.  On the old one, there was a nice organized little section at the very top with about 20 different expandable stats you could click on, from starting pitchers in depth stats to offense/defense averages, and even umpires stats.  

Now those links are all over the place.

The line history is gone, at least on the actual matchup page.  

Too much emphasis on the consensus box.  It's the largest box on the page.  I don't care that much about who everyone else is betting on.

The numbers are hard to read for some reason.

But it's not all bad.  The injury report is great.  And the team twitter feeds are also awesome.  
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