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TexanGambler
TexanGambler

Quote Originally Posted by TexanGambler:

ODDS TO WIN THE TROPHY1 Eindhoven +30000 ...$100.002 Bayern Munich +1000 ...$100.003 Liverpool +1200 ...$100.004 Young Boys +100000 ...$100.00

 

 

I like the Liverpool and the Bayern bet but you really are flushing 200$ down the toilet with the young boys and endinhoven. like betting on the marlins to win the world series preseason. good luck none the less

Dillyboy
Dillyboy

LOL.....this post is hilarious in so many ways. "Dillyboy" joins in september as the self proclaimed best capper on the forum. With the handle and timing it sounds like some young college kid betting air or 5 dollar parlays. 2200 points.....dilly dilly!!!!!! GTFO and know your role and shut your mouth. Good Luck young fella

TRAIN69
TRAIN69

Quote Originally Posted by mbialowas:

Quote Originally Posted by TRAIN69:

Thanks for the info brother. Upon checkin, is $50 the best number? $20 too little and $100 a bit overkill? Do they give you comps in the sportsbook or do you gotta be betting $1K per play?Thanks again! Any other thoughts are appreciated!
Not much for comps in the sports book. If you place a $500 bet, you'll get a free drink though

 

Usually its a drink ticket for every 100 wagered with the max being 4 even if you dropped 5k. 4 stellas for your trouble sir.....

rzagza
rzagza
Tennis / Retirements / View Post

been getting crushed by these retirement cancelled wagers. i have a feeling my busta-2.5 sets will get voided as well.

Mancity
Mancity
Tennis / Monster Lock ! / View Post

i think chung makes it close but ultimately loses. took him +2.5 1st set and over 12.5 games 1st set +350

Messier-11
Messier-11

thanks......

akitch88
akitch88

i looked on the weather app and it didnt look great for the rest of the night. I'm just hoping my khachanov bet can sneak in

Messier-11
Messier-11

Had the chance to serve out every single set and blew it so hard. that hurts extra after the nationals kicked me in the nuts last night

minjitta
minjitta

5dimes and heritage . Wouldn’t even consider any others 

bettorbob
bettorbob

Quote Originally Posted by TheGoldenGoose:

I should be dead with all the Xanax and Ambien I swallowed with Bushmills.  The rehab program I just completed had 30 patients and we were told four of us would be dead in two years.  Fact.I was the oldest in the room.

 

I voluntarily did a 9 month intensive outpatient program at my lawyers request to make my dui go away. Almost everyone in the program was addicted to pain meds / heroine. 6 guys I went to meetings with for months relapsed and died during that time. Guys would chug mouth wash to get a buzz and get busted for it. It really opened my eyes to the opioid epidemic. 

 

I used to have a scrip for xanax many moons ago and grew a crazy tolerance after being on it for years. I could eat 5 bars and go play a 3 set tennis match and win. When I told my Dr who thought i was taking half in the morning and half at night that i would just take it all at once he was amazed. Told me that amount could knockout a silverback gorilla. I too occasionally used to take sleep meds after drinking heavily. Some people get unlucky and just stop breathing or get sick in their sleep and choke. I still take klonopen and the occasional trazadone to help myself sleep but now try not to if I had been drinking a lot.

TheGoldenGoose
TheGoldenGoose

Here are a few tips I learned based on my short vacay and from talking with a lot of inmates etc before i turned myself in and after.

 

1. Dont Gamble! Dont owe anyone anything! I saw two fights and both started over guys playing cards betting commissary items. 

2. Considering most of us on this forum are degens and will likely ignore the above advice, I would recommend learning how to play Spades beforehand. That seemed to be the only card game people played. Also, if you decide to play spades make sure you can trust your partner so you arent just getting hustled by 3 guys. 

 

3. Coffee mix was the luxury item that people were making all kinds of deals for the slow days before the next commissary order arrived. Even in jail, guys apparently need their caffeine fix to sit around and do nothing all day. Stash those and trade them later in the week. 

 

4. Kinda obvious but don't be a di.ck and mind your own business. Offer your leftover food to anyone still hungry for more slop. Share a little of your commissary with those not fortunate enough to have access to any money and don't ask for anything in return. Good Karma. Also, make sure you set up the weird collect call program beforehand and don't hog the phones. Be aware of your surroundings. Whenever you take a dump make sure you give atleast one courtesy flush so you don't stink up the place too bad.

 

PS It's always fun to watch a locked up show on youtube based on the shiat hole jail you are heading to in a week....NOT.

PPS.....that stupid show orange is the new black is filmed here and the conditions are horrible. I'd think twice about drinking their water if I was on a desert island dehydrated. 

TheGoldenGoose
TheGoldenGoose

Showed up to the courthouse for the 20th time since the event occurred thinking it would be adjourned a 21st time to allow me to complete my community service hrs. NOPE. The judge was in a really bad mood and decided to make an example of the affluent white guy with the big time lawyer. I told him to offer them 200 hours more of community service and 3 years probation (i could care less about pissing once a month). Judge wasn't in a Howie Mendel deal making mood that day and said best offer I take the misdemeanor and walk out the door that day with one year conditonal license with interlock etc and bunch of fines. To my lawyer and the judges surprise I refused to take this offer and inquired about going to jail instead. This was a nervous time for me as my lawyer made it clear once I green light this option there was no turning back. He could throw the book at me and give me 30 days in jail and haul me away immediately without anytime to make work and other arrangements. I had come too far. Keeping my nose clean for nearly 6 years, paid a small fortune,  and sober for a lot of that time just to end up with the punishment I would have gotten without a lawyer and 6 years prior. Luckily, the Judge was a little blindsided that I requested Jail and sentenced me 15 days max but allowed me to turn myself in a month later so I could make the necessary arrangements. Basically, telling all my friends/family/clients I was going to be out of the country but to text/email me if they needed anything and gave my brother my cell phone to keep up the charade. 

I consider myself a mentally tough guy and thought I made the right decision. I was told I'd be able to bring in 5 books and stay on my sleep meds. Figured I'd be reading a ton of long books I had been wanting to read and sleep like a baby. It was also common knowledge that if you got 15 days you would likely serve half of that which seemed like a piece of cake. Wrong. I was put in isolation for 5 days which felt like 30 and was borderline torture. Lights on full blast all day and night. No books or sleep meds. Just me trying to sleep in the freezing little cell with my baby sized cu.m crusted blanket where my only human interaction was the hand of another prisoner plopping my slop thru my hole 3 times a day. I would fall asleep thinking it was the next day only to realize 2 hours had passed. I was so relieved when they placed me in gen pop (for the non violent offenders and people out in under a year). Most of the guys were in there for dealing weed or something stupid and obviously didn't have the financial means or support to get a decent lawyer. I kept to myself and just watched tv not wanting to let anyone know I was getting out in a few days. After watching about 50 friends episodes on some tbs marathons (oddly enough the black guys loved this show and controlled the remote) and also oddly enough I somehow had missed this show growing up thinking it was for girly men. To my surprise, it was a great show and I enjoyed binging it with the homies. Once in gen pop, time flew by and I even met some good guys i politely gave my fake number too. Didn't come to make friends sorry. It was a good lesson. I'll never put myself in a situation in any form to be sent back to jail. When in doubt uber.....

 

sorry for the long read. don't drive even buzzed guys. it will cost you a lot of time and money if you are lucky enough not to kill someone. Your life could be ruined in an instant even if the accident wasn't your fault. Think about that. 

TheGoldenGoose
TheGoldenGoose

I got a dui july 2012 when i was "buzzed" at best driving my navy buddy who was in town for just the weekend to get food a possibly look at some honchos after at the strip club next door. Cop was parked across the street and just followed us into the strip club parking lot. I did the field sobriety tests just fine considering the nerves that come with it. Heck, I failed one sober when I lived in arizona and the cop brought me to the station to test my blood when i blew a 0 convinced I was on drugs. That wasn't good enough for the cop nor was throwing my keys on the roof if I blow right around the legal limit. I was not drunk but was always advised not to blow by lawyers. So, when this a hole cop started bragging about dishing out 2nd most duis in new york last year i politely declined the breathalyzer when I knew he had no heart or soul. Guy looked like and acted like Percy from the Green Mile. The other cops that showed up to the scene apologized to me on the side and told me sorry this guys a real piece of crud no one in the department likes him. Long story short, I got screwed during this process.

This should have been behind me 5 years ago after doing a year sober in an outpatient program but things got complicated. I had a very good lawyer and he got me the deal we had been looking for all along. Lane violation and no misdemeanor as long as I completed probation and 60 hrs community service. I pissed clean for 6 months no issues at all but the community service is what threw a wrench into the equation. It only took my parole officer 4 months to tell the community service people I wasn't a violent criminal/ sex offender so they could finally set up my community service location. They placed me in a thrift shop with terrible hours conducive to work schedule and life in general. They worked 4 days during the week 10-3 and on saturdays 10-2. They didn;t have any night time options or longer weekend hrs. I got like 40 hrs done taking a few days off from work here and there in the process and then realized I wouldn't complete my full hours in time unless i took off like a full week and a half of work right before and threw in the towel. I was led to believe this wasn;t the end of the world as I had been placed so late and the hours were right during my work hours. WRONG. 

 

Messier-11
Messier-11

Coric -1.5 sets +130 and match -190

 

good luck

 

 

Messier-11
Messier-11

adding over 15.5 live. 

Messier-11
Messier-11

Quote Originally Posted by GiantFan18:

UNDER IT IS !!

 

always a smart decision to be the hero that fades a 17 game winning streak. good luck. not sure how anyone could take the under here. 

Messier-11
Messier-11

Mets won three of their last five games; over is 3-0 in their last three games. Colorado lost nine of its last 13 games, but won last two; over is 17-1 in their last 18 games.

 

just riding the wave........

 

 

 

packersbackers
packersbackers
Tennis / Chardy vs Berdych / View Post

Quote Originally Posted by vaas187:

If I’m Chardy. I’m going in not even thinking I’m up 2-0....I look at it as a regular 3 set game. Just need to win 1 of 3.  Messier said then done.

 

i did say this. chardy takes this one in a 3rd set breaker

Messier-11
Messier-11

have braves-1.5 to end a 7 teamer. hoping mother nature calls this one short. any weatherman? come onnnnnnnn. one time

Noluck2525
Noluck2525

like fognini and wawa. also took thiem-1.5 and put all 3 in a parlay. gl