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haks810
haks810

Follow your heartmoneybagreallyhappyan_wink

TheGoldenGoose
TheGoldenGoose

I just won a covers.com hatan_woo

xxMARTINIxx
xxMARTINIxx

Never been caught. win and I can't be stopped. I'm like a butt naked ninja will a 100% ratio kill rate.moneybag

GucciCapper
GucciCapper

Your write ups are still comedy gold playa lolololan_roll_laughan_cheers

nature1970
nature1970

Lol

nature1970
nature1970

The common denominator to the the demise of any man is sharing too much with a gal he bangs is.....one way or another she will always use that information against you....everytime......keep hoes in the dark is the only recipe for longevity and successan_speak

HockeyTeeth
HockeyTeeth

My porn name is Jack Hammeran_happydude

HockeyTeeth
HockeyTeeth

 

 

 

Women always  want a man who is a handyman that will make a long term commitment......

That is until that woman finds herself locked in an underground basement you dug special for her with "forever" engraved on the walls.

 

 

 

SALTY
SALTY

Quote Originally Posted by Goggles-Pisano:

Quote Originally Posted by searchwarrant:

  The free stats page is definitely still available but most computer hard drives crash before reaching the matchups.  Death of covers is near.
Search...... then where do I search for a replacement?

Whatamigonnadonowthatilosteverythingonasurething.com

Or

Mylifeisoverbecausemywifeisgonnafindoutwe'refourmonthsbehindonourmortgage.pa

Or possibly....

Soandsosaidtheyshouldcoveronthelockoftheyearbutmywifefoundouthowmuchibetandwantstocutmydickoff.com

peace_5

 

TheGoldenGoose
TheGoldenGoose

Quote Originally Posted by Getty3:

When someone talks about the presence of God in our lives, people are likely to laugh at it as if we're telling a fairy tale. But the Godless people can't understand why we can't find the aliens from Planet X that are all around us. Blame the government. Sure.

Hey man.....not to bust your balls or nothing but I don't think any of those points really relates to the otheran_speak

new_grin

DiverRon
DiverRon

You gotta love the keyword ads at the bottom of this page shooting for desperate itchy skin condition mf'ersan_roll_laughan_burn_money

TheGoldenGoose
TheGoldenGoose

 

 

 

Im living on Topsail Island, NC right now and I swear I see odd things from time to time outside chillin at night in the sky on clear nights....

I usually write em off as satellites, shooting stars, or whatever sauce of choice I've been on that night lolan_drunksick

DiverRon
DiverRon

Quote Originally Posted by Johnzimbo34:

It's "Dr. Salty's two ball ointment". You need to hope he does house calls
an_cheers

an_roll_laugh

DiverRon
DiverRon

Quote Originally Posted by Midnight1:

Diver, you can't ask Salty a reasonable question. But I can tell you, it's something Salty swallows every day.

A load a day keeps the doctor awayreallyhappy

DiverRon
DiverRon

Quote Originally Posted by DiverRon:

Salt,   What is 2-ball compound?

Well Ron......it is a compound we take for granted. Very plentiful in our lives and we waste all the time....mostly down shower drains and on bathroom towels and socks etc.

It's easily produced by thinking about a lady using your right hand.....or left for some. 

I always prescribe 2-ball compound for any ailment as a natural home remedy for sore throats to skin itchespeace_5

DiverRon
DiverRon

You may wanna put some 2-ball compound on it. Should clear it up or at least take your mind off  the symptomspeace_5

 

Dr. Salty

Runnin Mitch
Runnin Mitch

Quote Originally Posted by HockeyTeeth:

Quote Originally Posted by SALTY:

I don't know if you guys saw me but...... I was the guy hanging outside the main entrance holding a cardboard sign that read......"will suck D's for bonus spins"
That was you? Sorry about stiffing you for the bonus spins!

No hard feelings man. I'm a gambler.....you win some and you lose some I always say. 

I will say it was not necessary to speed up to 50 mph and slam on your brakes once I jumped on your hood when you said lets go inside now and play my slot machine of choice of course faking me out when I got out of the carmoose

nature1970
nature1970

She only pulled the kid along in the race because the babysitter backed out last minute . .....

 

Everyone is calling her a hero......I see it as an unfortunate parent of a retard who is unable to do anything by herself anymore. Facts are tough to swallowreallyhappy

SALTY
SALTY

Quote Originally Posted by Midnight1:

Salty is madder than a dragon trying to blow out birthday candles.

 

Yeah midnight......i'm about to start dragon deez nutz across these mods chinsnew_laughing1

SALTY
SALTY

WHAT HAPPENED?

Hell i commented on a police poll somebody started a couple weeks ago throwing some real world truth in......and mods deleted it!???? Not even sending it to the penalty box? 

Whats the deal with todays times where people are so damn sensitive to the truth?!!!!

I Salty am "OUTRAGED"an_speaknew_angry_teethan_violin

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