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Quote Originally Posted by Goggles-Pisano:

Quote Originally Posted by bejabbers:

A casket might be practical.
Hey "Richard" head, you might need a casket sooner than the rest of us fossils thou I do have more than 1 foot already in the grave. BTW - fly tying? I fish and cant believe this is the answer. If he already fly fishes hes got it. If not, wasted stupid present. Really? Is he dead? Sorry, just the truth. Whats next, a backgammon set? Wait till u "whippersnappers" get older. Go with the Bucket List guy. The wife/gf idea is awesome might might have repercussions later. A stripper who shows up at the front door never gets old no matter how old you get. 10, 17, 27 1/2, 60, 140 years old. The stripper will always make you happy. My birthday is coming up, anyone want to buy me a present?

Hey, NOBODY is older than I am, sport.  I mean, I'm old enough to be carbon dated.  I could go at any minute with my sagging health.   BUT....you gotta have a sense of humor about these morbid things.

searchwarrant
searchwarrant

A casket might be practical.

streakz
streakz

OLD!   This represents change without progress!   Sake just for the sake of change.

buffer
buffer

But isn't Clooney pretty much considered a "goof"?

Mikeyyd96
Mikeyyd96
How about amusing trash talk; not vicious trash talk?
chaimonster
chaimonster
It's a "sign" from the betting gods.  They are telling you to load the boat with Detroit so you might want to double down and clean up, big time.
chalutes84
chalutes84
I totally agree.  They claim they are trying to protect against "identity theft" but, nevertheless, there  has to be a better, more efficient way to process these withdrawals.
AtlFalcon11
AtlFalcon11
Great job thus far, Falcon.  Keep up the great work!
Lawton1
Lawton1
Thanks.  Ol' Scraggly Hair is off to a nice start thus far.  I just hope Long Johns can keep it up.
Lawton1
Lawton1
Just how "mysterious" can Longhair be?  Lots of folks out there with long aren't all that mysterious at all.  Some are dirty and smelly but that's about it.
kevmode
kevmode
Godley can really be rough.  I'm going 'Zona.
Doubleadownon12
Doubleadownon12
Well, yeah.  After all he's old and hasn't had a hit record in 50 years.  Big nose, too.
HockeyTeeth
HockeyTeeth
Quote Originally Posted by GimmeMoneyNow:


Kate Upton = 

Whoopi Goldberg = 

Hey, don't talk smack about Whoopi Goldberg.  Ted Danson might be reading this!

bejabbers
bejabbers

These games are NOT like that Robert Morris outright rock solid winner I lavished upon you last night.  Play at your own risk:

Colgate - 7 1/2 (You can brush your teeth with this game)

UTEP -1

Valpo +3

Campbell Soup +2

Eastern Illinois +4 1/2


bejabbers
bejabbers
Wise Guys all over the globe are pounding RMU! You won't even need the points! The lines maker must have been liquored up when he made this number!  Take it and laff!
bejabbers
bejabbers
Bobby Mo and that's all you need to know!
gougie
gougie
6-0.  It's in the bag, gouge-meister.
TILTOLOGIC
TILTOLOGIC

I have a big pile of losers if you want them:

Youngstown St.

Illinois Chicago

Kansas

Miami-Fla

Anaheim (NHL)

gougie
gougie
Quote Originally Posted by Allderson:

Nebraska should easily win this game but the line is down to Illinois -127  

 

I wish you all the best but the last place team in the conference is favored, line is way off IMO usually means something 

Yep, I'm concerned about that as well

gougie
gougie
"Gouge" their eyes, out, Homeboy.