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Troy123610
Troy123610

Younger sister...neither of us had a clue...

Troy123610
Troy123610

Quote Originally Posted by StumpTownStu:

Older sister? She knew where it was and was forking with you.

 

Younger sister....neither of us had a clue....

Troy123610
Troy123610

Quote Originally Posted by TheGoldenGoose:

Whatever you guys do, and I am wicked serious about this, DOT NOT mess around with a Ouija board.There is good positive energy and there is wicked evil energy.  Bad energy is attracted to Ouija boards. Don't mess.

I have a Ouija board story that I'm sure all of you will be quick to call B.S. on. All I can do is stick by my guns and tell you that it really happened.

It was Easter morning and I was around ten or eleven years old. My parents still did the Easter tradition thing of hiding Easter baskets and chocolate throughout the house and my younger sister and I would get up on Easter morning and look for them. This particular Easter, we were having a really hard time finding our loot so we decided to consult the Ouija board. Sure as shat, the Ouija gave us the exact locations of every basket and chocolate bunny in the house. I'm talking about at least 6 different spots...in detail. 40 years later, my sister and I still occasionally talk about it and we still can't really believe what we experienced. By the way, when we had previously played with the Ouija board, the entity that we connected with claimed to be a WWI pilot. It's OK with me if you don't believe this story because not even my parents believed us haha. 

 

luciferjr
luciferjr

So...the Titans are crappy even though they have a better record than the Colts and the Colts are desperate even though the Titans are just as desperate? Seriously, I wouldn't touch this game with a 10-foot pole and that includes the total. There are plenty of better bets on the board this week to wager "too much" on. Good "Luck" though!

DoctorSuccess
DoctorSuccess

If anything, the under is the play here.

yorosan
yorosan

Quote Originally Posted by Ikid2groove035:

Jagz have own Pittsburgh lately

2-0 SU and ATS last year is hardly "owning" them. Pittsburgh has won and covered in their last 5 while Jacksonville is 0-5 SU and 0-4-1 ATS in their last 5. I'll take the team that's rolling over the team that's getting rolled...at my peril of course.

 

zebrakiller
zebrakiller

Quote Originally Posted by HockeyTeeth:

ps; dont get me started on the Dutch.

 

Those offensively annoying wooden shoe-wearing tulip pushers? They haven't just destroyed America, they have single-handedly destroyed this entire continent. They're even worse than Icelanders! Go back to Dutchland!!

TheGoldenGoose
TheGoldenGoose

Quote Originally Posted by Getty3:

That's very cool for the guys to share what they were given. Are you from the Philippines yourself or a traveler?

 

Yes, it was very cool of the guys to share.  To show my appreciation, I had them all come to my place with their families and some of their friends for a pig roast and party the following week.  I moved here from Canada three years ago after visiting a couple of times and, except for those 4 days, life's been pretty good here.

TheGoldenGoose
TheGoldenGoose

Glad you made it out OK.  Jail sucks.  I recently did a 4-day stint in a jail here in the Philippines which is a drop in the bucket compared to your stay.  However, things are a little different here and it made the stay feel much longer.  No commissary and they don't even feed you.  Inmates rely on their friends and families to stop by with food and water during visiting hours.  I was stuck in a cell with 4 other guys for two days.  Those 4 dudes all got busted for gambling (haha) and had already been in there for a week.  Then there were 6 guys for the last two days...pretty cramped.  There are no beds, just a concrete floor with fresh cardboard boxes laid out every day.  I used an empty plastic 2-liter Coke bottle as a pillow which really sucked.  Luckily, the guys I was sharing the cell with kept the place clean and their families and friends brought in loads of food three times each day.  You're not even allowed to bring a book in to read and there is definitely no TV.  It was just a repeating cycle of eating, smoking a couple cigarettes, and then napping.  The only perk was that the guard who was on duty for the first three days turned a blind eye to smoking cigarettes.  I made though and I'm glad you did the same.

 

GimmeMoneyNow
GimmeMoneyNow

Quote Originally Posted by GimmeMoneyNow:

Posted: Apr. 5, 2018 - 11:13 PM ET Reminds me of my cover band days - - "D" tune your guitar a 1/2 step down, and if you can pick & play an "Am" to "G"  chord - - you're playing 90% of "Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love"!!!!A+++!!!!But 5:15???Too "Artsy-Fartsy" - Hey, I love The Who, but to submit something off of Quadrophenia as "Rockin"????Nope......C- for that......

The "Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love" solo is even fairly straightforward and playable considering it's an Eddy solo.  C- for "5:15"?  I'll take it.  Beats the heck out of my average high school grades.

 

Krisamons
Krisamons

Quote Originally Posted by VanDutch:

Can you hum a few bars?

 

It went like this:  Hmm Hmm Hiimmmmm

GimmeMoneyNow
GimmeMoneyNow

I'm gonna go with "Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love" by Van Halen.  I was cranking it up every time I heard it in my teens and I still turn it up to 11 whenever I hear it now.

 

Naming a runner up was more challenging but I'd say it has to be "Waterloo" by Abba....Just kidding....I'm going with "5:15" by The Who.  an_2drinks

TheGoldenGoose
TheGoldenGoose

Reading the name Xena just made me laugh.

 

an_laugh Bum sex

Crazy_Train
Crazy_Train

Set me up with a roll of waxed paper, 3 used Teley Tea bags (Gotta be Tetley), a #2 pencil, and 10 pounds of dynamite and I think I can help you out.  Oh yea, I'll need your driver's license and a few strands of your hair too.

zebrakiller
zebrakiller

When I delivered pizzas in the late 1980s I always found that the best tips came from those living in scummy apartments and low cost housing while those who lived in big houses and ritzy neighborhoods would almost always be stiffs.  I could normally tell when the welfare cheques had been handed out as those days were usually the best for tips.

Me?  I usually tip in the 10-15% range at restaurants and maybe a bit more to delivery drivers if they get it to me in good time although I have certainly asked for exact change on a few occassions.  For instance, a few months back I took my girlfriend and a couple of my friends out for dinner.  We all ordered but everyone got their food except me.  After everyone else was halfway done their meals I finally asked when my order was coming.  After a bit of confusion among the service staff they told me it would be coming right up.  Sure, they rushed it and got my food to the table about 10 minutes later but I was pretty pizzed.  Here I am just getting my food and the rest of the table is almost finished.  I didn't leave a tip at all.  However, the vast majority of the time I get decent service and leave a tip.

A couple of years ago I was visiting Japan for the first time and took in a meal at a restaurant on my first night there.  I left a tip but the waitress looked at me like I just farted in her face.  Apparently you don't tip in Japan.

 

YELAWOLF
YELAWOLF
I haven't had cable for about 5 years and I don't regret it.

For television shows I use stream-tv8.me

For Movies I use either one of the Putlocker sites or 123movies sites.

For sports I use Streamhunter or Batmanstream.
ALLPLAYER
ALLPLAYER

Quote Originally Posted by ALLPLAYER:

QUOTE Originally Posted by Cooler999: QUOTE Originally Posted by ALLPLAYER: I've read plenty and have followed articles, stats, and forums. Most importantly, I've seen all the games and plays. If my life depended on making one choice, of course I'd rather go down with Brady than Foles. The Patriots are conditioned for a full 60 minute game. They will beat the Eagles and soundly. The Minnesota/Phi. game was like watching a lower division contest, compared to the Jags and Patriots. Please don't drink the media's Eagles Kool-Aid. There are no million dollar bets on the Eagles by the hour. These are all lies. Vegas knows that the Patriots will win. HOGAN and Cooks will be lights out. The Eagles secondary will be shredded. Foles's last full season, he was 2-6 on the road. He has 29 int's for someone who has only 89 games logged. HE IS NOT A GOOD ROAD QB. THANK YOU TB12 for making me a lot of money over the years....I am very grateful to the Patriots, along with Kobe, UFC under dogs, and the 90's Yankees. Patriots 33 Eagles 13 You seem to be responding to other Pro- NE posts......probably frustrated from being on the wrong side.

 

Nice fandicapping.  There may or may not be a bunch of million dollar bets on the Eagles but there is obviously a ton of cash riding on them as indicated by a significant line drop.  Either way, good luck.

Midnight1
Midnight1
Believe none of what you hear and only half of what you see.
yorosan
yorosan

Quote Originally Posted by zebrakiller:

yarosan YOU said DENVER # 1 on defense where da fugggg you see them # 1 ???lost to nyg 10-23 lost @ chrgers 0-21 loost at KC 19-29 lost @ eagles omfg 23-51 lost to patriots @ home 16-41 #1 defense ????

Denver is number one in total yards against at 280.5 yards per game. They are second best in total passing yards against and they give up the third-least rushing yards per game with 89.5. They are tied with Cleveland with a league-best 3.3 yards against per carry but with those impressive defensive stats they’ve still managed to give up the 9th-most points with 315.  Stats can be pretty misleading eh?

yorosan
yorosan

Quote Originally Posted by yorosan:

I don't know trend or capping or whatever for NFL  simple stats (yards per game) indy rank 31st on offense n 30th on defense  den #1 defense  ...are u guys serious about this Indy team?? good luck!

 

Well, the first line in your post says it all.  Denver and TB are a push away from having the worst ATS record which the Browns currently own at 3-10.  At least Indy is 6-7.  Denver is 1-8 ATS in their last 9 and Indy is 4-5 ATS over the same span. In the last 5 games, Denver is averaging about 16 points for and 23.5 against while Indy has averaged 14 point for and 19.5 against.  Both teams chug load and betting on either team is a crap shoot. If I was desperate for action I'd take the under with such flaccid offenses and at least one good defense.  JMHO.  

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