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Little David is in the 5th grade. Yesterday morning when the teacher
asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up; fireman, policeman, salesman, etc. The teacher noticed that little David was being uncharacteristically quiet and so she asked him about his father. 'My father's an exotic dancer in a gay bar and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy and do it with him for money.' The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some coloring, and took little David aside to ask him, 'Is that really true about your father?' 'Nah,' said David, 'He plays for the Cubs, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids.' |
reminisce | 8 |
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there's 12 teams in the playoffs-assign each a confidence value 1-12. After each game you get the points you put on each winner. most points after the Super Bowl wins.
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LetsMakeSome$$$ | 7 |
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Quote Originally Posted by The Hawk: But it's O.K. if he just left the tavern
Yeah, why should I care what a school bus driver does on his own time..................... |
JohnnyClay | 40 |
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replied to
Big Three auto CEOs flew private jets to ask for taxpayer money (UPDATED)
in General Discussion Quote Originally Posted by LeafsNeedD: 3x
These companies need to go bankrupt so that everyone can face reality. Executives and the work force. If you let supply and demand determine the wage, unskilled workers would probably be making about $12 an hour. Instead they are making 3x this amount. Not only are they making 3x too much they have terrible productivity and shitty lazy useless mother fuckers are protected by unions. How is management supposed to operate a competitive business in a super competitive global market when you can't get rid of your shitty workers, can't fire people who continually show up to work drunk or stoned, can't get rid of people who use all 18 of their sick days every year like they're 3.5 more weeks of holidays. 3x? Try 6-7x. I just read that the average UAW member in Detroit makes $78/hr. My wife an I have been members of unions since graduating college, 20 years ago, and I still find that disgusting. I'm not anti-union but the UAW has dug their own grave, now it's time to lay in it. |
VGPOP | 41 |
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Quote Originally Posted by dfk711:
coming from the sox fan who are probably going to get swept as well. YOU MAY ALSO SIT THE FUCK DOWN AND SHUT THE FUCK UP. I haven't been shooting my mouth off since April about how the Sox were gonna win the Series-that would be you Cub fans. I'm actually quite surprised we even made the playoffs without our MVP candidate and a starting pitcher |
PaintitPurple | 38 |
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Oh, it's definitely over.
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wonwiththehook | 27 |
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HEY CHICAGO WHATTYA SAY, THE CUBS ARE GONNA WIN TODAY
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tonyturf | 58 |
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Quote Originally Posted by MsChicago:
What is fuckin pathetic is people who start posts and have NO IDEA what they are talking about..................
I was at the game Thursday when the Cubbies were down 6-2 on the bottom of the ninth with 2 outs and scored 4 runs to tie the game and went on to beat the Brewers in the 12th. This team has heart and a never-say-die attitude, just like their fans. We are the first team to clinch.
Yes, you are fuckin pathetic.....
First to clinch and first out. You can-say-die now, dummy. |
Bling | 802 |
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Hey Soriano-What? No hop, skip and a jump? ASSCLOWN!
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kodiak | 17 |
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Depeche-Who's laughing now-I fucking am
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Bling | 802 |
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it's NOT your year
it's NOT gonna happen
make sure you fly the big "L" flag bitches
CUB FANS -YOU MAY NOW SIT DOWN AND SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!
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PaintitPurple | 38 |
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So much time worrying about Sox attendance-what a shame! Hey Hook, guess what games even the Sox can sell out? World Series games-but you wouldn't understand.
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wonwiththehook | 85 |
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GRAB SOME BENCH
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BigFrank420 | 36 |
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DON'T MEAN A THING IF YA AIN'T GOT A RING
GAY CUB FANS
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wonwiththehook | 85 |
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NATIONAL LEAGUE
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captailor | 11 |
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AWESOME
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tomkat | 33 |
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[Quote: Originally Posted by phat03]
When in Wrigleyville... If you drop anything on the ground don't bend over to pick it up . [/QuoteBOYZ TOWN!!!]
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mattcurtis | 28 |
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replied to
My 2008 MLB Division winners, wildcard predictions....previews for teams...
in MLB Betting cubs?????
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69_Amazin_Mets | 19 |
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WHITE TRASH WITH CA$H-OH, AND A RING!
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TRAIN69 | 15 |
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Tony,
Still got my RING BITCH-Wanna kiss it? Division of social classes? OK just call me "white trash with CA$H"!
Have fun in your little league division-win or lose you'll get FUCKING DESTROYED BY THE A.L. AGAIN
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bahughes | 24 |
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