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fartnsniff
fartnsniff
General Discussion / waz up / View Post
Quote Originally Posted by Slobbasaurus:



All we need is NoseHair back.  


Too funny.  Definitely good to see some of the crew still around.  I've been still making my Covers rounds to get free picks, lol but have been too busy or lazy to check out the GD forum.  Christ we had some good laughs back in the day.


NoseHair
NoseHair
Music / set your DVR now / View Post
wad up dawg

I was in the archives giving an update on my moms...bunch of good dudes askin how she's doin.

Was thinkin 'bout tonights show so thought i'd post it up.

Stay cool Covers crew  
NoseHair
NoseHair
Music / set your DVR now / View Post
'NSYNC return to the stage at the MTV music awards tonight at 9pm est ... it's their first live performance in over 10 years!~

These guys owned the music scene in the late 90s...early 2000s. I remember I used to grow my hair out like Timberlake just to get the girls, lol

So pumped for tonight 
NoseHair
NoseHair
hey buck

yeah, moms is still married. not sure how the darn that loser keeps her happy, but he does.

hitterno24
hitterno24

The track featuring Rihanna - "Love the Way you Lie" might be the best rap song since "Still Dre".

I've listened to it about 250 times since Saturday.

Em is definitely BACK.

Chevyguy24
Chevyguy24
Music / Thank You Canada!! / View Post
you guys also blessed the world with..........

JUSTIN BIEBER


Holla
electricladylnd
electricladylnd

Yeah, hittin' the clubs and groping ass on the DF is a nerdy thing to do. 

Get off your lazy ass, hit a club, and tell me that song sucks after you hear it and girls are sluttin it up on the floor.  Having a hard time finding a problem with dat.

Don't start a thread, opening up discussion if you dont want someone disagreeing with you, fool.

MikeLowery
MikeLowery

Quote Originally Posted by Rockdog:



Shortly before his heart attack, he was complaining of discomfort while in bed, but his wife didn't think much of it......Well, he's dead now.  What a fuckin dumb bitch for not calling 911.

So you call 911 anytime someone says they have some discomfort?   Give me a freakin break.

 

electricladylnd
electricladylnd
Quote Originally Posted by electricladylnd:

I was watching TV with my 3.5 yr old daughter the other day and a Miley Cyrus video came on. Well Ive seen some episodes of Hannah Montana and, for what it is, its a reasonably funny show. I mean nothing Id ever watch for myself but for the 2-10yr old crowd its a harmless funny show. So ive heard about Miley bein a "musician" now and really didnt think too much of it until I saw her latest video.

 

The song was called "The Climb." I gave it a shot, I watched the whole video with open mind and ears and I must have to say i was truly surprised at how little musical talent this girl really has. Now she doesnt hae to have a voice of Whitney Houston or mariah Carey by any means but her voice literally is TERRIBLE. just total trash, it sounds absolutely awful!!! Shes not playing any of the instruments, shes not writing the music, and on top of that her voice sucks too!!!!

Agree, The Climb is kinda weak.

But you should check out Miley's Party in the USA.  That track is off the charts dope.

Chicks in the club still FLOCK to the DF when it comes on.   I'm right behind them.  

ThePieGuy
ThePieGuy

If that donkey Taylor Hicks can win American Idol -- then anyone of the remaining contestants could take er home.

Bowersox is definitely the most talented, and will have a record whether or not she wins this.

Mikael99
Mikael99
He's definitely a douche bag in light of his actions ... however, his song 'with you' will always be one of my favs.  Definitely tight track.
lakers34kb
lakers34kb
Boned her 1 more time after our fuckfest weekend at her place.

I've since found a new job ... so I don't see her anymore. 
lakers34kb
lakers34kb
Covers has probably had a few new visitors since last year who made not have seen that vanzack post.  
NoseHair
NoseHair
Weekend was a blast.

We screwed a few times on Saturday, followed by a Sunday morning molestation before I took off.

Few things worth mentioning...

- The family dog (roscoe) wouldn't leave me alone.  Sniffing me and barking at me for 48 hours.  I wanted to shoot it.  Hopefully he wont tell the master!  lol

- Family photos all over the house spooked me out a bit.  Including wedding photos bedside while I was banging her.

- she told me she was considering leaving her husband within the next month or two.  I told her I was just in this for a good time...and this would be it for me.


She's been telling me at work this week that she wants to see me again.  I told her it was a good time, but it's got to stop. She seems fine with it - but keeps asking me every night.  Anyways, good times.
NoseHair
NoseHair

Two more sleeps until Saturday!!!!

What would be the appropriate cologne I should have on for this occasion?  LOL

NoseHair
NoseHair
Quote Originally Posted by UrdaddyinAZ:

Dude I support the fuckin and all, but do not sleep with her in his house. That's ground for straight up murder.......bang a man's chic is one thing - disrespecting his home or children is a whole other ballgame. Bang her at your crib or get a hotel room. Just my opinion.

I'd prefer not to go to her house, but I'm not wasting any hard earned cash on a hotel room for a night. We can't stay at my crib, as I have a roomate right now.  We'll get more time together stayinig at her place anyway.    It's a little more risky, but I dont get paid enough money to be spending it on hotel rooms in my own neighborhood.    I'm gonna have some fun for a day then we'll be done with.

NoseHair
NoseHair
The date has been set.

Husband leaves town Friday night, January 15th for the weekend.

Grandma / Grandpa pick the kids up Saturday morning.

I wait for the call in the AM before I head over. 

Kids aren't due back until Sunday afternoon, so I'll have 24 hours of sex with this cougar before I have to get out of the cage.   The husband arrives back home Sunday night.

Hopefully the neighbors won't be spying, LOL.  Although, arent they going to wonder when they see my car in front of the house?   Guess I should park a block or two away from the house and walk.   Works better anyway incase I need to make a quick and unexpected getaway!

 
NoseHair
NoseHair
So i'm getting deeper into this situation, and now i'm not so sure I want to be a part of it.  The husband is really going to want to have a throw down with me now if he finds out.

We head out for a smoke break Friday night, it's fucking cold out so we go in my car for a few puffs...We end up making out for 10 minutes.  I get a hand job. So I guess you could say she got the snake on her break.

She tells me she can't wait for us to spend the weekend together next month.

I'm just in this for a little fun, while she seems to be falling in love with me for fuck sakes.  I'd run away now, but i'm kinda looking forward to our weekend, LOL.  She said she's got some fun plans in store for that night.
NoseHair
NoseHair
my god, she's already making more plans.

She told me last night that her husband is away for a weekend in late January with work.   She said she'll send her kids to her parents place overnight on Saturday, so we can spend the day / night together at her place.  

I don't know if I should be happy or frightened by this.
NoseHair
NoseHair
I work night shift doing data entry type crap work for a bank.

In recent months i've been chatting it up with an older woman who sits just a few cubicals away from me.  My guess is she's in her late 30's - she refuses tell me the age, but i'm guess 37 or 38.  Recently we've been taking our breaks and lunches at the same time....hanging out more in general. Me doing most of the talking; and her laughing at everything I say.

Anyways, so over the last couple weeks she's been telling me about her two kids she loves...and also her husband who says she fights with all the time, and says he spends more time with his friends playing poker.  

As we'd gotten 'tighter' in recent weeks, I was seriously starting to think I gotta shot at nailing this cougar friend of mine, with rather large, fine breasts.   I was also getting the feeling that she was looking to take a run at young, fresh blood.

So Friday morning, I give her a ride home, and she asks me if she could come check out my apartment before I drop her off.   Or should I say 'juice' check it out.  At this point, I knew it was 'party time'.

So we get back to my place and the wild cougar friend of mine litterly pounces all over me for 15 minutes of crazy sex before I finally blew my load.  I held off as long as I could but this woman was fucking wild...like she hasnt had sex for a freakin year.

I feel bad for her kids, but not for her husband who hasnt been paying any attention to her.

I'm hoping it doesnt get 'weird' at work this week.
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