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BWS77
BWS77
Saw Bush vs Wang a few years ago I think
StraightShooter
StraightShooter

First instinct would be to let her in and call the police...but I would then make sure that I had something swingable to hand such as a bat or firepoker or something just in case.

 

Not necessarily in case it was a scam, but more in case the sicko who could do that to a young girl came looking for her...

nicky812
nicky812

Quote Originally Posted by OnlyGod:

A pirate so brave on the seven seas ....

 

ASkinsFanInDixi
ASkinsFanInDixi

An Italian, a Scotsman and a Chinese man, are hired at a Construction site. The foreman points out a huge pile of sand.

He says to the Italian guy, "You're in charge of sweeping."
To the Scotsman he says, "You're in charge of shoveling."
And to the Chinese guy, "You're in charge of supplies."

He then says, "Now, I have to leave for a little while. I expect you men to make a dent in that pile of sand."

So when the foreman returns after being away for a couple of hours the pile of sand is untouched.

He asks the Italian, "Why didn't you sweep any of it?"
The Italian replies, "I no hava no broom. You saida to the Chinesea fella that he a wasa ina charge of supplies, but he hasa disappeared and I no coulda finda him nowhere."

Then the foreman turns to the Scotsman and says "And you, I thought I told you to shovel this pile."
The Scotsman replies, "Aye, that ye did laddie, boot ah could nae get meself a shoovel. Ye left th' Chinese gadgie in chairge of supplies, boot ah couldna fin' him neither."

The foreman is really angry now. He storms off toward the pile of sand to look for the Chinese gent.

Just then, the Chinese man leaps out from behind the pile of sand and yells, "SUPPLIES!!!!"

accventures
accventures

Most online firms will have a Max Payout and these should be listed in their rules so if you are the type to play large accumulators then you should always check the max payout and adjust your stake accordingly.

For instance, if you have a £50 accumulator that mathematically pays out £300k but the official Max Payout is only £150k then all you are doing is wasting £25 - as if it wins then you only get the max payout of £150k regardless.  You would still get the same back if you only bet £25 on the bet in the first place !

Of course, companies dont limit bets to stay to this limit so its up to the punter to know what he is getting into assuming the Max Payout is clearly listed somewhere in the rules.

CharlieV
CharlieV
It will be alright as long as you didnt juice in her ass - dont want her getting pregnant !
ASkinsFanInDixi
ASkinsFanInDixi

A friend is someone who will come and bail you out of jail.

 

A true friend will be in the cell next to you saying "wow, that was some night"

misfit_aka
misfit_aka
I visited my gran the other night and she had got a new Budgie. I sat for a few hours and the Budgie made no sound. So I said to my gran, '' Gran, does your Budgie not tweet''

She said '' no son but its on facebook''.
FrozenTundra
FrozenTundra

The "Switch" Restaurant at the Encore is pretty impressive - the scenery changes every 20 minutes or so with the walls and ceiling all changing.

It certainly blew me away as I had never heard about it so wasnt expecting it at all.

 

 

CRRECORDS
CRRECORDS
TOP TEN TIMES WHEN F WORD WAS APPROPRIATE

"What the f**k was that?" - Mayor of Hiroshima

"Where the f**k did all these Indians come from?" - General Custer

"But, it's so f**king simple!!" - Albert Einstein

"It does SO f**king look like her!" - Pablo Picasso

"How the f**k did you work that out?" - Pythagorus

"You want me to paint the whole f**king ceiling?" - Michaelangelo

"I suppose a little f**king rain would be too much to ask?" - Joan of Arc

"Who the f**k is going to know?" - Bill Clinton

"Scattered f**king showers...my ass." - Noah

"I need this parade like I need a f**king hole in my head." - John F. Kennedy

JEFFMARKETCAP
JEFFMARKETCAP

I love the idea of a mortuary called "Mourning Glory" 

pinoy1da
pinoy1da

Interesting about this "Super Moon", not sure exactly how credible but I will certainly be keeping an eye on it.

 

In the same way I have been wondering if Earthquakes can be caused by increases in Geomagnetic activity on the planet - as I noticed last month that the Christchurch quake occured during a time when the Sun had just had a Coronal Mass Ejection aimed right at us.

http://www-app3.gfz-potsdam.de/kp_index/index.html

The above website has a graph at the top when has been going haywire all day since before the main quake, though it hasnt been as consistant as I would have hoped in there being quakes when there is increased Geomagnetic activity - also I am wondering if it is a Chicken/Egg scenario so it may be that the earthquakes have caused the increase in activity rather than the Geomagnetic activity being the cause of the quakes.

 

Interesting stuff though, and if there is something in the idea then it could also point to the 2012 end of the world theory as 2012 is supposed to have a much increased solar activity with sun spots and increase in the number and intensity of CME's etc due to the Sun moving into a phase of "Solar Maximum"

pinoy1da
pinoy1da

Still going on now - 6.8 Aftershock just off Japan as well as a 6.1 down in the South Pacific, near Tonga

http://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/recenteqsww/

RATPACK9921
RATPACK9921

Quote Originally Posted by greedler:

Smashing? What kind of new fangled degenerate ebonics bullshit is this you stupid fucking kids are using nowadays? Plz use protection so  you dont burden us with another worthless piece of trash like your dumbass.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_wCXh8fcpQ

 

All the oldies are getting down with the lingo

captaincredit
captaincredit

I say go for it!

he current "Cougar" trend seems to make it pretty acceptable for 40+ women to take home an 18 year old lad, and yet a 40 year old man taking home an 18 year old is seen as predatory.

If its legal age, then I see no problem with it

DiverRon
DiverRon

Quote Originally Posted by Rockdog:

I wonder how many of those chicks are anorexic?

 

Nothing wrong with anorexic girls - I once dated 2 anorexic girls at the same time in my younger days...2 birds, 1 stone !

suicideking51
suicideking51
What a Wii-tard
uspsrunner
uspsrunner
Tend to bet more late than early as I tend to bet more dogs than favs...
surfertodd
surfertodd
Hell, I am british and dont give a flying fuck either !
wizardofroz
wizardofroz
Quote Originally Posted by Strategic_Bets:

WHAT!?! are you telling me you dont eat whatever strangers offer you?

 

I love me some free food

 

More importantly - some hottie waitress offers him a pot brownie and he doesn't take her home ??

 

I think your buddy has more to worry about than losing his job - is only a matter of time before he wakes up with a cock up his a$$

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