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Right now I'm leaning Knicks
Please stop right there. If you learn nothing else from me please remove this kind of vocabularly when talking about this ball club. The team is a mess. Sure you may get lucky and they cover but it will be off the back of pot luck and not capping because this team has already quit for the season. |
CurtisSumpter | 49 |
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Hi there,
Firstly I have to make an apology to everyone for not even turning up to my own party in Handyland after the Trailblazers not only covered the absurd 9 point line but won the game on Monday evening. Regardless even without the host I hope you enjoyed the night. Anyways lets get right to the games for Wednesday. As many of you know I'm a real student of sports gambling. I'm constantly on the prowl looking for upcoming situations which warrant a Handy double or even triple play. I'm not going to run through the whole card but just pick a few to comment on. Celtics at 76ers - Upset alert, upsert alert!! Did I nearly trick you? Ha. Oh really now don't be stupid to lay a dime on the 76ers, this team has been an enigma all season and against one of the better teams in the East who seem to like to beat up on hapless opponents I couldn't really make a case for the home team here even though you all know how much I love to make a case for a live dog in the hoops. Bulls at Bobcats - All I know is I'm not betting this game. My head tells me the Bulls should handle this team but deep down I know the Bulls are a coin flip half the time. One night they look great and the next they look like one of the bottom teams in the league. Knicks at Nets - Well the Nets managed to beat up on a Jamesless Cavs team last night. Congrats to them I hope they are proud. Who in their right mind would bet on the Knicks right now, a team that look great for 3 quarters against the Suns and then in the 4th forgot that the aim of the game was to shoot the ball in between the hoops. Pistons at Hornets - ok class lets see now who has learnt something in their time attending the masterclasses held by myself. Cookie and milk for the first person to tell me which team Handy should lay some of that greenback on tonight because Handy definitely wants to play. Very good, I'm impressed. The Hornets will cover the line tonight, for those wanting to take the Pistons all I can say is you are a sucker - the types Vegas love to make money off. But hang on a minute Handy you say, we are talking about the Detroit Pistons!! This is a team that has been blowing out teams over the past week with so much ease!! Question is which teams? Are we talking about teams that will be featuring in the playoffs or those that will be soaking up the sun of the Bahamas during the time of the playoffs? How many games in how many days has this veteran ball club been playing on the road for? Oh please do I need to go on? This is a triple play for young Handy and it should be for those reading this as well. Bucks at Warriors - are Warriors a team that people are making them out to be? World beaters? Answer is sadly no and for those Warriors fans getting excited by what this team is doing since their dismal start to the season all I can say is please don't. They are good at party tricks and will feature in highlight reels on most nights but if people think this team will actually be a factor this season go to your local physciatrist and seek help immediately. Now that I have gotten that off my chest they won't have much problem in disposing of the Bucks. Have fun picking the margin. Just remember life is like candy when you listen to a master class by a capper named Handy! |
Handyyyy | 25 |
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Line movement to cap NBA games is for scmucks only.
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akwon3 | 5 |
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Ah rod_steel is a man who knows what's up
He knows that life is so sweet when you play the beat with Handy! |
rod_steel | 54 |
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Once again we have a poster want to beat his chest by claiming a bet is a sucker bet and get his 2 min of fame only for him to look ridiculously stupid at the end of the game.
The only sucker in this instance is you my friend as Dallas will win by 10 or more. Life is dandy when you are a capper named Handy! |
paradigm667 | 38 |
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Hi there,
Welcome to a very special edition of talking hoops with everyones favourite handicapper Handy! Over the past 6 months or so I have had other interests to be concerning myself with the world of sports gambling but felt the absolute need to provide my faithful followers a must bet for Monday. Quick anyone have an idea of who Handy lurrrves on Monday? Surely it has to be Dallas laying the short 3 points on the back of a OT loss in New Orleans? Or is it the red hot Warriors laying the short 2 points at home to Orlando? People people why is everyone stressing about these games, wondering if Vegas is attempting to sucking people in with these too good to be true lines when all in the while there is one bet that is flashing bright with Christmas lights asking it to be taken? Ok no more suspense I think Handy has teased you all enough. You all guessed wrong and wait some may need to take a seat when I say that the best bet on Monday's NBA buffet is in fact the Portland Trailblazers at Memphis. Oh dear I hear people say now, what has the 6 months done to our poor Handy, it has made him talk silly talk now! Well let me say right now anyone who is laying 9 points with Memphis is a real schmuck and should not be gambling period. Memphis coming off a 29 point win over the Timberwolves and the Trailblazers coming off a 23 point loss to the Duncan-less Spurs so the correct side surely has to be Memphis right? Sorry but this nothing but and now Vegas are stupid enough to give me 9 points on a team that is not only on par with the Grizzlies but actually a few points better? Oh dear when will those silly linemakers learn. Sigh. Portland are coming off what McMillan and Roy themselves labelled as the worst performance of the season. This team felt they should have capitalized yesterday when the best player in the league (please everyone note this, another point of discussion which irritates me no end because there is no debate about this at all) went down in the second quarter and when you all thought that Portland would make it into a real contest the opposite happened and the Spurs depth took over and the young Portland team surrendered cowardly. People you have to back the team today that have the greater motivation to win. Oh dear again I hear people say poor Handy has really lost his marbles now. As is with all Handy winners I will all see you after the game for a special party at Handyland, now you can not honestly tell me you didn't miss the best party going around where the drinks taste that extra bit sweeter! Just remember it is always cool and dandy when life is being a capper named Handy! |
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