All For One, and One For All: Our favorite NFL Week 9 parlay and teaser picks

Nov 1, 2019 |
All For One, and One For All: Our favorite NFL Week 9 parlay and teaser picks
The Jacksonville Jaguars are in their second home - London, England - in Week 9 and our Covers team loves teasing the Jaguars spread versus the Houston Texans Sunday.
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The Jacksonville Jaguars are in their second home - London, England - in Week 9 and our Covers team loves teasing the Jaguars spread versus the Houston Texans Sunday.
Photo By - USA TODAY Sports

Week 8 was kind to teaser bettors and three of our staffers watched their accumulators hit - our best slate of NFL returns so far in 2019. So, what do those guys have in store for Week 9’s NFL teaser picks?

If you’re new around these parts, here’s the rundown of our friendly contest: Six members of our Covers Team are going head-to-head-to-head-to-head-to-to-head-to-head this season, providing their favorite “accumulator” for the weekly NFL odds. Picks must give at least a three-game parlay or three-game teasers (standard 6-point wiggle) for full-game spreads and totals this football season. Odds used will be our Covers Line (the ultimate industry consensus odds) at the time of publish.

A case of beer and bragging rights are waiting for the winner come Week 17, but until then the battle continues. On with the picks!

ANDREW CALEY, SENIOR PUBLISHING EDITOR (-0.2 units)

THREE-TEAM TEASER (+160)

JACKSONVILLE +7.5 
N.Y. JETS-MIAMI OVER 36.5
TENNESSEE-CAROLINA OVER 36

Jags have a big edge with the London experience, plus the Texas D can't stop anything right now. Despite the mess, the Jets bounce back and the Bearded Bomber will do his best to keep up. And the Titans and Panthers can exploit each others weaknesses on D enough eclipse this number.

LAST WEEK:

INDIANAPOLIS +1.5✅
CHICAGO +2✅
TAMPA BAY-TENNESSEE OVER 39.5✅

ROB HANSEN, ALERTS/SOCIAL MEDIA EDITOR (-5.4 units)

THREE-TEAM TEASER (+160)

JACKSONVILLE +7.5 
SEATTLE +1 
TAMPA BAY-SEATTLE Over 46.5 

Another week, another single heartbreaking loss to sink my teaser. Which game will break my heart this week? Tune in to find out. The Jaguars are familiar with this London thing and the Seahawks will beat the Bucs in a shootout.

LAST WEEK:

L.A. RAMS -6.5✅
L.A. CHARGERS-CHICAGO OVER 35❌
SEATTLE -1✅

 

BRANDON DUBREUIL, HOST OF PROP SHOP PODCAST (-5.4 units)

THREE-TEAM TEASER (+160)

JACKSONVILLE +7.5
PITTSBURGH +7
DALLAS -1

London is the Jaguars’ second home - they know how to prepare for this game and it shows with their 3-1 ATS record in the last four. Also teasing the Steelers through key numbers of three and six at home against a Colts team that always seems to play in tight games and bringing Dallas down to one in a game it should win against an inferior Giants squad.

LAST WEEK:

L.A. CHARGERS +10✅
N.Y. JETS +12❌
PHILADELPHIA +8✅

JASON LOGAN, SENIOR INDUSTRY ANALYST (-1.9 units)

THREE-TEAM TEASER (+160)

DALLAS -1
CHICAGO-PHILADELPHIA UNDER 47.5
WASHINGTON-BUFFALO UNDER 42.5

Jeez, am I the only one not teasing the Jags this weekend? I had success teasing Unders recently and my Cowboys should be able to win in Jersey Monday night... but I said that a few weeks ago and they lost to the damn Jets. 

LAST WEEK:

N.Y. JETS-JACKSONVILLE UNDER 46.5✅
N.Y. GIANTS +12.5✅
NEW ENGLAND -6✅

ROHIT PONNAIYA, PUBLISHING EDITOR (-5.4 units)

THREE-TEAM TEASER (+160)

JACKSONVILLE +7.5
NEW ENGLAND +3
DETROIT-OAKLAND OVER 44.5

I'm on the Minshew Mania train for at least one more week. They are very accustomed to playing in London and it looks like a good bet. Getting three points with unbeaten New England and their dominant defense against a Ravens team that is 0-3 ATS at home. Yes please. The Lions and Raiders have two of the worst defenses in the league and decent offenses.

LAST WEEK:

MIAMI +20✅
NEW ORLEANS -4.5✅
INDIANAPOLIS +1.5✅

 

PATRICK EVERSON, SENIOR WRITER LAS VEGAS (-8 units)

THREE-TEAM PARLAY (+600)

SEATTLE -5 
NEW ENGLAND -3
DENVER +3.5

Seattle laying 5 at home vs Winston/Bucs? All day. Patriots down to –3 at Ravens? Feels like a trap game that Baltimore might win outright. But I’ll take Pats anyway. And my awful Broncos. This is their one week to show up, +3.5 vs. Browns.

LAST WEEK:

SAN FRANCISCO -5.5✅
PHILADELPHIA +2✅
INDIANAPOLIS -4.5❌

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