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I vote MERCY btw
1 vote MERCY 0 votes NO MERCY (if no one says anything else Superior I would say you are off the hook )
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SuperiorInsight | 284 |
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Hey Superior,
Not to worry. This forum is merciful! Just put this tattoo thing to a vote and you'll see these wonderful guys in here will let you off the hook like they did me (I was to become a human torch btw) Just set it to a vote right now and you'll be a-ok buddy (Watch out for the Kool-Aid character though . He's a thumbs down already) See ya |
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Quote Originally Posted by bookieassassin: damn Shaq.....you're all over it man..... 1. Is the water drinkable? hell no.....best to drink bottled water like in most countries.......USA included 2. Have Americans 'disappeared' over there recently? not any more dangerous than USA....less than most places here......tourist are catered to and protected.....few incidences lately in Phuket it seems......but...if i wandered drunk just south of downtown Dallas at 2 AM .....i wouldn't last more than 10 minutes or so 3. Why the
intense fascination with ladyboys? as in .....why are there so many?....that's a deep one.....far beyond ..... the scope of covers . 4. What is
the primary faith over there? Buddhism....Thai style 5. If everyone
knows Americans have money, why would you not fear being robbed? no fear ....just caution... as you would WHEREVER you go...that you are surrounded by very poor people....money belt.....waist wallet....+++ 6.
How are the public restrooms? Bearable? Do you squat over a hole
reminiscent of something like the outhouse in Slumdog Millionaire? Can
you breathe? in city ....same as here....in country...."squat" toilets.......> hole in the floor pollution in Bangkok is better ...but still BAD 7. Does a mother and father disown
their ladyboy son? pisses father off ....but no in general 8. Do women get in unfair
fist-fights/hair-pulling matches with ladyboys over potential cliental? not if smart....ladyboys might fight each other.....(not competing for same clients usually) 9.
Is prostitution the biggest revenue generator? NO dude.....contrary to what my boy sfgiantswin says....Thailand far from 3rd world....tourism itself is only 5-6% of GNP .....sex trade is major part of that...most tourists in Thailand are women......50% is agriculture... 90% or more of prostitution is local....(that's where the disease risks are).... 10.
Are mosquitos a problem (i.e. do you have to sleep with netting over
your bed)? only in rural areas....minor issue in tourist areas...... * what makes Thailand a great place to go (besides the obvious)....is that the MAN is still the BOSS......the duty of the chick is to take care of the fuckin MAN......DIRECTLY opposite of what you currently find in the US.....(unless loaded of course)....when not banging everything that moves...if you get to know the people....and their culture...> it's really great....they will love your ass.....for free....kinda last visit....took me awhile .....lol.....but did just that....went north of Chiang Mai (very cool) ....er.....kinda met a VERY nice 20 yr old chick working at a temple....invited me home for dinner with her family....next day took me all over ......riding elephants....went into a cage with tigers....(after MANY drinks).....smart?... funny? ....note....er.....if indeed Shaqlike (some).....will be SCARED of the black man... a few massage places and bars are blatantly on the racist side....not that they dislike the black man...but believe the potential for "punishment" is too great...some are in fact Japanese only..they say..."me want 4 by 4" (or close to that)....> 4 minutes....4 inches............................ note: many tourist bars do not allow THAIS to enter......... neat....RJ Gonna have to go with some of RJ's answers here and not go to a place like this... The reason I thought prostitution was the main revenue generator was because I thought THAT is what drives the tourism (but I did misremember the agriculture portion which is obvious) Why would people go here? American, European, Asian, African, Australian families can't go to a place like this in a million years! So it seems, it's all single men looking for 'action'... Incorrect assumption?
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in Penalty Box Quote Originally Posted by Pompilio: ----- smoke a Cuban (cigar) before y u d t h e a c t of no r e t u r n ,
maaaaaaaaaaaaan !!!!!!! they let me off the hook man which means cuban cigars all around
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SheriffShaq | 119 |
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in Penalty Box Quote Originally Posted by barbusergiu: NO MERCY you missed on this one Eminem You'll be walking 8 miles home buddy
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SheriffShaq | 119 |
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Okay here's the final tally in before midnight:
Jack Smack, 3rd and long, and Kurshka Mercy (3rd please confirm so we don't have controversy) 1w1nbets, moonyam and rokr No Mercy Of course, I had a Mercy vote implied (I can vote in my own election) Therefore, it's 4-3 MERCY and the gentlemen of covers have let me off the hook. I made an ass of myself (the cavs made a bigger ass of my bankroll) I thank you all for your mercy You guys are alright!!!
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SheriffShaq | 119 |
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in Penalty Box Quote Originally Posted by JackSmack: or change to mercy. duh. This looks like a 'conditional' mercy.... (pending action which won't be a problem if you are the deciding vote...thx!) 2-2 so far!
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SheriffShaq | 119 |
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in Penalty Box Quote Originally Posted by 3rd_and_Long: I want my fucking smores. Screw it, I'll go get some scotch instead. This is a MERCY it think 1-1 so far!
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SheriffShaq | 119 |
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I'm going to make everyone here a special offer.
I am going to surrender my pride and ask for M E R C Y If you type Mercy - that means you allow me to live on, unflamed If you type No Mercy - that means you want me to burn brighter than the hottest solar flare It is at this time gentlemen, I ask for your mercy. I lost a shitload of cash tonight and now my skin is on the line. You all have had nights like this and now the very hair on my head will only regrow if I place soil and Chia-Pet seeds on my noggin after it's burnt off I am asking for Please oblige We're all the same here for the most part. Just a community of winners and losers Please vote and at the stroke of midnight in the Heard and McDonald islands, I'll tally up the votes Survivor style! |
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Raven66 | 9 |
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in Penalty Box Quote Originally Posted by aireent777:
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SheriffShaq | 119 |
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in Penalty Box Quote Originally Posted by 3rd_and_Long: Need a light? It would only be appropriate right? with LBJ's thumb at the flicker!
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SheriffShaq | 119 |
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Speaking of youtube
I found a great video theme for this thread Jon Bon Jovi
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SheriffShaq | 119 |
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in Penalty Box Quote Originally Posted by paradox: I like where this thread is going. Laughing potential = off the charts Tail me in my souped up Honda escort! My tailpipe spews hundred dollar bills!
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SheriffShaq | 119 |
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in Penalty Box Quote Originally Posted by chillinmcm: can`t wait to see this Stay right where you are Mr. Rockstar. I might just have to run right past you and jump into that river below if things go sour. Superman will always have his handy cape though! |
SheriffShaq | 119 |
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in Penalty Box Quote Originally Posted by rickster2312: see ya in the box soon enough Fake units or real fire. Why box that? Which do you prefer?
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SheriffShaq | 119 |
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in Penalty Box Quote Originally Posted by barbusergiu: R.I.P your parents ignore you or what? you wanna become some star on this site? go to sleep child thx for stopping by Eminem!
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SheriffShaq | 119 |
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in Penalty Box Quote Originally Posted by peri: It would be even funnier if he combines the two.. beat me to the punch!
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SheriffShaq | 119 |
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in Penalty Box Quote Originally Posted by chilitokid: I'd rather see you eat dog shit! I just have an uneasy feeling seeing someone on fire and I don't need it imprinted in my brain for months. what about eating dog shit while burning? I'm gonna have to add this to my TO DO list. |
SheriffShaq | 119 |
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in Penalty Box Quote Originally Posted by rickster2312: burn in hell my friend see ya there! I'll keep your seat warm for ya! thx for stopping by!
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