How do you approach a girl you have absolutely no acquaintances with?

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Posted: 3/12/2007 4:10:49 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by 3rd_and_Long:

Odds on this outcome 
 
Black Eye -130
Double mocha non-fat latte thrown in face -105
The King gets laid +750
Date with the brother +150
 
Place your bets.
 
 
I'm gonna parlay Getting Laid +750 and Date with the Brother +150 in hopes that the brother goes for the ol'     and I get the "backdoor" cover!
 
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Posted: 3/12/2007 4:24:23 PM
"backdoor"
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Posted: 3/12/2007 4:47:52 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by SofaKingRaw:

Nothing to update guys, she wasn't around today. I hit 'da bucks' at the same time as I alwasy do...she wasn't in there
 
T-King
She probably is sitting at home drink Maxwell House kicking the cat and crying to her friend how some loser has spooked her from getting her daily fix of Starbucks... Next time you see her there follow her to work so you can stalk her at work  and she cannot dodge you.. Someone call  Chris Hansen...
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Posted: 3/12/2007 4:55:44 PM
She's got Starbucks withdrawal.
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Posted: 3/13/2007 9:38:48 AM
Oh yeah, here come the haters. Big shock
 
I did see here today, and she said hello to me. I was running a bit late, so she passed me on her way out the door. She is there everyday at the exact same time, it is kinda funny how exact she is.
 
Bish was lookin' hot today too, man I want to touch her. <3
 
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Posted: 3/13/2007 11:22:58 AM
QUOTE Originally Posted by SofaKingRaw:

Bish was lookin' hot today too, man I want to touch her. <3  
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Posted: 3/13/2007 11:25:02 AM
you missed your chance. you should've talked to her today. girl know when they are being checked out and you have a limited amount of time to make your move or you cross over into the stalker/weirdo range and once you cross over into that then its over.
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Posted: 3/13/2007 12:34:11 PM
Leg is right Sofa...
 
Move on to the next woman ...
 
or Lester the molester will  you ...
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Posted: 3/13/2007 12:51:29 PM
Go to WAWA next ton of wawa chicks getting coffee
 
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Posted: 3/13/2007 2:06:53 PM
Sheetz too
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Posted: 3/13/2007 4:03:46 PM
i'll add odds on that KING gets a case of Blue balls  -220
 
joking ---- King best thing to do is straight up ask her out for a date
 
if she likes you she will say yes !  if she no like U  you know what excuses you'll hear ! OOOOOo sorry im seeing someone else ! OR sorry i got to get my nails done or hair or go shopping with my girlfriends etc....
 
then go find some hot darn person in a bar  take her to a motel and bang the darn out of her .....of course wear the love glove always !
 
Most girls do not care for guys who are afriad to ask her out for a date !
 
YOU see every morning before work for how long ? 
 
darn man you should have been bedding this chick long ago !
 
When i pick up a babe or talk to them .after 5 minutes i know what's going to happen that night !
 
Sometimes i get lucky the babe comes over to me or sends her girlfriend over to tell me she likes my looks or something !
 
EYE contact is ultra important try to look directly in Her EYES when you talk to Her ! The EYES will tell you everything !
 
BEST Way to Get closer to a Girl is compliment on their makeup or Hair style and ask  who does your hair ?  Tell Her .her perfume rocks that it just sends erotic jolts through your body !
 
 
Talk sexy to her BUT not nasty  !
 
Smile often listen to her when she speaks 100%  and remember what She Says !
 
NEVER ever ever talk about OLD girlfriends or If she goes on and on about old boyfriends RUN like a mother friggin track star ! Because she is going to Compare you with them !
 
Finally when darn time comes  ask her what she enjoys most explore her body ! Some girls  prefer female superior , some prefer  male on top !
 
BUT always use upward pressure when friggin make sure your cock people her clit evry thrust  every pass full strokes long strokes in and out the box !
 
I tell girls when i'm friggin to use upward thrust to meet mines so i can last longer !
 
And I maen way longer  ! 30 minutes long before i blow my load !
 
I'm probably one of the oldest in here so i'm speaking from 30 years of experience  !
 
From back in the back seat Rumba days of the 70's ! Man i miss those years !
 
thru the club scene of 80's and 90's  ! Way easy to Get box for me being a D J !
 
Today it's harder cause i do not do the club scene i'm too old for that garbage !
 
so KING just step up to the pitchers mound and throw your best pitch at her !
 
YOUR Selling YOUR SELF  ! 
 
 
 
 
 
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Posted: 3/13/2007 6:43:49 PM
Is this her
 
http://www.ls1nside.ho8.com/Myspace/ugly_pregnant_chick.jpg
 
 
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Posted: 3/13/2007 7:51:11 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by losuds63:

Is this her
 
http://www.ls1nside.ho8.com/Myspace/ugly_pregnant_chick.jpg
 
 
 
Oh dear
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Posted: 3/14/2007 3:15:52 AM
Haha yet another ridiculous thread!
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Posted: 3/14/2007 7:57:42 AM

Another great day, and guess who has a date this Saturday. WOOOOT

 

So I roll into da-bucks this morning looking for my standard caffeine fix, and I spot her. She’s about three people in front of me, but doesn’t notice me until she’s paid.

 

She stops in the line and says hello. I’m playing it cool and start some small talk about the weather, garbage like that.

 

I order and she touches me on the shoulder…instant wood.

 

“I owe you a coffee” she says, something came over me, I didn’t even think…it just came out, “How about dinner?” I said. LOL, can’t believe I said it. Could be one of the cheesiest things I have ever said to a woman, but she said sure.

 

I asked her when is best for her, and we are gonna head out on Saturday night. I suggested Ken Stewart’s Grille, a great spot in Akron.

 

She gave me her card, so I’ve got the hook up boys! HOLLLLAAAAAA

 

Best part….She’s a Financial Analyst with one of the countries top banks.

 

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Posted: 3/14/2007 9:59:08 AM
Somehow or another I knew this tale would have a happy ending.
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Posted: 3/14/2007 10:37:32 AM
be sure to drop her off at the bus depot.
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Posted: 3/14/2007 10:45:31 AM
QUOTE Originally Posted by tuxman:

Somehow or another I knew this tale would have a happy ending.
 
Eat garbage, stay out of my threads....hater
 
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Posted: 3/14/2007 11:05:43 AM
... just an answer to the original question.
 
Very quietly from behind.
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Posted: 3/14/2007 11:10:39 AM
I hope I didn't bring your instant wood down. Getting a little sensitive aren't you?
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Posted: 3/14/2007 12:37:28 PM
This is the most horseshit I have ever read in my life.........
 
Dude was scared to talk to the chick now it's all gravy...
 
This girl must be a walking corpse too......
 
It sounds like she was the one that picked you up for the date
 
Enough with the horseshit AssKingRaw
 
But I do enjoy your novels here on covers
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Posted: 3/14/2007 12:41:51 PM
make sure you juice in her mouth
 
that should tell you what kind of girl she is
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