My Mom is Dating a 26 year old

Forum: The Archives Page 1 of 10  1 2 3 4 5   »
Author: [The Archives] Topic: My Mom is Dating a 26 year old
NoseHair PM NoseHair
Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 1400
Massachusetts
 
NoseHair
Participation Meter
Posted: 11/3/2006 12:13:03 PM
My parents have been divorced now for 12 years...during that time moms has had a few dates, nothing serious.  She, for the most part, likes to sit at home and watch General Hospital and Desparate House Wives to kill time.
 
To my surprise I found out a few months ago that she starting dating a 26 year old -- she's 49 years old!!!   I'm 24 years old so this garbage freaks me out.  Dude still acts like he's 18 .. pimping himself out with chains, baggy pants, bball jerseys for darn sakes.
 
I dont know what the darn mom see's in this darn but if I ever run into him in the Clubs i'm gonna want to pound his face in.  Thought thought of moms sucking his cock seriously disturbs me.  I havent spent as much time lately visiting her because of the situation.
 
I'm glad my mom seems happy for the first time in many years - but seeing the two of them together really sucks. We were at a family wedding a few weeks back and they spent the entire time on the dance floor making out.  I have yet to confront mom or him about what the hell is going on.  She told me when I first found out that they met in the Grocery store she works at...she's a cashier and he works in the Deli department.
 
What would you guys do?   Jesus...I havent even told my dad yet.  He'd probably take a shot gun to the guy.
 
 
Hawaiiguy PM Hawaiiguy
Joined: Feb 2003
Posts: 7207
United States
 
Hawaiiguy
Participation Meter
Posted: 11/3/2006 12:14:43 PM
 
If he is a decent guy and makes your mom happy.......in the end run, that is what should matter.
Mackinaw PM Mackinaw
Joined: Sep 2004
Posts: 2
 
Mackinaw
Participation Meter
Posted: 11/3/2006 12:21:07 PM


I doubt this relationship last's very long. Might be hard to hear this but you're mom is in it for the sex and so is the thugged out 26 year old. It's a fling and the lust they have for eachother will eventually wear thin. She got involved with this douche to feel young again but it won't last. I would hate to be in your situation. Can't imagine what it must feel like.


Mackinaw PM Mackinaw
Joined: Sep 2004
Posts: 2
 
Mackinaw
Participation Meter
Posted: 11/3/2006 12:23:10 PM
Oh btw, Nosehair, been a while since you've posted an interesting thread. Whatever happened to that chick at your work that you took out to the bar?



dave9981$ PM dave9981$
Joined: May 2004
Posts: 4439
 
dave9981$
Participation Meter
Posted: 11/3/2006 12:33:48 PM
midlife crisis
KenLeo PM KenLeo
Joined: Dec 2001
Posts: 868
 
KenLeo
Participation Meter
Posted: 11/3/2006 1:53:40 PM
I am 45 and I see this chick who is 22 from time to time. Okay I have to pay her up the behind to see her but since I guess I am going through a midlife crisis myself, I believe it is worth it. She is into that rap crap and that hip-hop garbage and I can only imagine what types of thugs she hangs out with. But when we get to my apartment and in between the sheets, she makes me feel like a god, and at my age, it is worth it.
    
santacapper PM santacapper
Joined: Dec 2003
Posts: 13127
Ontario
 
santacapper
Participation Meter
Posted: 11/3/2006 1:55:55 PM
This thread is worthless without pictures
Bigballer PM Bigballer
Joined: Nov 2002
Posts: 3720
Ontario
 
Bigballer
Participation Meter
Posted: 11/3/2006 2:13:14 PM
Slim Shady, is that you?  
thedegenerate PM thedegenerate
Joined: May 2004
Posts: 21425
Ohio
 
thedegenerate
Participation Meter
Posted: 11/3/2006 2:44:28 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by santacapper:

This thread is worthless without pictures
 
thedegenerate PM thedegenerate
Joined: May 2004
Posts: 21425
Ohio
 
thedegenerate
Participation Meter
Posted: 11/3/2006 2:46:48 PM
Nosehair......... it won't last and i couldn't imagine what you are going through.
 
does your mom have a nice a$$
 
if so, i am sure he is going backdoor on that.  now that would really bother me.  if not, sorry to put that thought in your head. 
platypus PM platypus
Joined: Oct 2005
Posts: 6052
Netherlands
              Antilles
 
platypus
Participation Meter
Posted: 11/3/2006 2:56:56 PM
your mom lied, im 20 not 26. and stop whining son
boogreenz PM boogreenz
Joined: Jan 2003
Posts: 7437
Florida
 
boogreenz
Participation Meter
Posted: 11/3/2006 2:59:23 PM
maybe she likes his tube steak sandwich 
lennon65 PM lennon65
Joined: Jun 2005
Posts: 13328
Nevada
 
lennon65
Participation Meter
Posted: 11/3/2006 3:02:44 PM
So, bang his mom. Or ask if he has any sisters you can trade.
NoseHair PM NoseHair
Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 1400
Massachusetts
 
NoseHair
Participation Meter
Posted: 11/3/2006 3:05:01 PM
Not that i'm looking...but mom does have a rack on her.  But they are sagging South for crying out loud. They are like any set of tits on a 49 year old woman.   What the darn is this dude thinking?   
 
And he wants to hang out with me too -- but I keep avoiding it.  Does he expect  us to hang out and talk about hot girl?  What am I supposed to say?  "Hey dude, does my mom suck a good cock?"  "Is she clean down there?"  "How does she smell?"     darn
 
NoseHair PM NoseHair
Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 1400
Massachusetts
 
NoseHair
Participation Meter
Posted: 11/3/2006 3:06:17 PM
couldnt she just have found herself an old, retired rich guy? 
 
 
 
santacapper PM santacapper
Joined: Dec 2003
Posts: 13127
Ontario
 
santacapper
Participation Meter
Posted: 11/3/2006 3:08:05 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by thedegenerate:

if so, i am sure he is going backdoor on that.  now that would really bother me.  if not, sorry to put that thought in your head. 
 
no doubt he is hitting that.. MILF's dig that
 
Nose hair, if you want to be close with your future Dad you should bring up Nick Lachey, Im sure he is a fan too
Rockford PM Rockford
Joined: Apr 2003
Posts: 3859
New York
 
Rockford
Participation Meter
Posted: 11/3/2006 3:15:29 PM
Nosehair,
 
     I can't imagine what you're going through... so I'm not going to bash you over this, BUT covers is NOT the place to come to for help with this... the advice you're gonna get will be trouble, not to mention other tasteless comments.
 
 
Good Luck
 
UNDERD0GG PM UNDERD0GG
Joined: Dec 2004
Posts: 4681
Oregon
 
UNDERD0GG
Participation Meter
Posted: 11/3/2006 3:20:52 PM
What would Nick Lachey do
scdoggy PM scdoggy
Joined: Jan 2002
Posts: 8289
United States
 
scdoggy
Participation Meter
Posted: 11/3/2006 3:50:22 PM
darn it dude.  One day you will be 49 and hopefully will be lucky enough to plow some 26 year old poon tang. 
 
You only live once, and before you get too worked up over this, put yourself in your Mom's shoes.  She's just having fun.  Be happy for her.
forty9er PM forty9er
Joined: Mar 2003
Posts: 7445
California
 
forty9er
Participation Meter
Posted: 11/3/2006 3:53:26 PM
Start screwing his mom and sister!
wallstreetcappers PM wallstreetcappers
Joined: Feb 2003
Posts: 51370
United States
 
wallstreetcappers
Participation Meter
Posted: 11/3/2006 3:59:32 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by scdoggy:

darn it dude.  One day you will be 49 and hopefully will be lucky enough to plow some 26 year old poon tang. 
 
You only live once, and before you get too worked up over this, put yourself in your Mom's shoes.  She's just having fun.  Be happy for her.


Exactly..let her have some fun and feel young again. I would keep an eye on if the dude is trying to take money or get her to buy him some "bling" or a car etc..


dowhat PM dowhat
Joined: Jan 2005
Posts: 1664
United States
 
dowhat
Participation Meter
Posted: 11/3/2006 4:12:28 PM
Nosehair, just think if your mom gets knocked up by this guy.
 
I'll throw out this first............
 
Tough situation man, GL with all that garbage.
KOAJ PM KOAJ
Joined: Oct 2005
Posts: 66698
New Jersey
 
KOAJ
Participation Meter
Posted: 11/3/2006 5:15:07 PM
this is ivroytickler's Bizzarro World
DevilFan PM DevilFan
Joined: Apr 2006
Posts: 13492
United States
 
DevilFan
Participation Meter
Posted: 11/3/2006 5:30:42 PM
I am 30....soon to be 31 so maybe a little too old for her but.... what's her number?
 
j/k
K2 PM K2
Joined: Jan 2006
Posts: 854
 
K2
Participation Meter
Posted: 11/3/2006 6:09:12 PM
....chain and dump the person in the nearest river.....let me know if you need a hand....
Forum: The Archives Page 1 of 10  1 2 3 4 5   »
You have entered the forum as a GUEST. 
You must login/register to post or reply.